Long Haired Asshole

                                  Me and a buddy Joe were hanging...

Out in a bar the other night

And we got into this little argument

With some people with short hair

And they called us a bunch of long haired assholes

I thought that was kind of unfair

Well people with short hair and business suits

The caused the S&L disaster

We'll be paying for that for the rest of our lives

But I'm a long haired asshole I'm a long haired asshole

Well people with short hair and business suits

The run the CIA

They break the laws they're suppose to protect

The laws they're suppose to obey

And people with short hair and business suits

They run all organized crime

They dress real neat and smell real sweet

Well people with short hair and business suits

Are responsible for all these disaster

But that don't change the way they walk

Lord, I'm still a long haired asshole

I'm a long haired asshole