Story of My Life

                                  I get to the party, but I'm too late

And I got stood up on my very first date 

I listen to country and everybody goes rock 

I get to the dance floor, that's when the music stops 



It doesn't matter what I do, I just can't seem to win 

But here I go again



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And I say, "Hey, that's the story of my life 

I had a good plan but it didn't go right 

Oh no, I'm overdrawn, 

I check my account and the money's all gone 

Why me? I don't know what to think, 

I finally get aboard and the whole boat sinks 

Seems to be the story of my life 



I pick a slot machine and lose it all again 

But when I walk away, someone else always wins 

She finally calls me, I forget my phone

And when I'm starving, you know the kitchen's closed



It doesn't matter what I try, it all ends up the same 

And here I go again



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Just when it seems like it's turnin' around for me 

There's always something that ends up happening 

I found my car, but I can't find my keys 



I get to the party a little too late 

And once again the music starts to play



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The story of my life

The story of my life

That's the story of my life 

That's the story of my life