Chuck E's In Love

                                  How come he don't come and p.i.p. with me

Down at the meter no more?

And how come he turn off the T.V.

And he hang that sign on the door?

Well we call and we call 

"How come?" we say

Hey what could make a boy behave this way?

He learned all of the lines now

And every time he don't a-stutter when he talks

And it's true! It's true! 

He sure has acquired this kind of cool and inspired sorta jazz when he walk

Where's his jacket and his old blue jeans?

If this ain't healthy, it is some kinda clean?



That means Chuck E.'s in love

Chuck E.'s in love

Chuck E.'s in love

Chuck E.'s in



I don't believe what you're saying to me

This it something I got to see

Is he here?

I look in the poolhall

Well is he here?

I look in the drugstore

Is he here? 

No, he don't come here no more



I tell you what, I saw him

He was sittin' behind us down at the Pantages

And whatever is that he's got up his sleeve

I hope it isn't contagious

What's her name? Is that her there?

Oh Christ, I think he's even combed his hair

Is that her? What's her name?

Oh, its never gonna be the same

That's not her

I know that's wrong

'Cause Chuck E.'s in love with the little girl singing this song

Don't you know Chuck E.'s in love

Chuck E.'s in love

Chuck E.'s in, Chuck E.'s in love with me