Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung

I visit mr. frump in the hospital

I see him most every day

And when i see mr. frump in his iron lung

This is what i hear him say



(deep breathing)



Y'know, mr. frump is my very best friend

He's never a chump or a tease

He never tells me lies, and best of all

He never disagrees



I bring him candy and flowers every afternoon

Sit down by his side and say "hi"

And then i ask him his opinion of the world situation

And i wait for mr. frump's reply, and mr. frump would say



(deep breathing)



Well, unfortunately, soon it came to be

Mr. frump's dying day

And now i bring to you the very last thing

That mr. frump had to say....



(deep breathing, that fades and dies off)



Amen




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