Won't Eat Prunes Again

It was just the other day

When we went to joe's cafe

Just to order up a couple steaks to eat



But we noticed something wrong

All the worcestershire was gone

But the waitress brought a different kind of treat



She said this sauce was the chef's new creation

Guaranteed, it's a new taste sensation

But she warned us it's made out of prunes

"try a little if you dare"

"nothing can compare"

So we had some and now we swear

We won't eat prunes again



That was such a dirty trick

Boy, it really made us sick

Well it looks like we've been done in by the prune



Still the memory lingers on

I been livin' in the john

'cause i've had the runs since monday afternoon



I'd sell my soul for some new constipation

Need a cure for this new aggravation

Diarrhea has taken its toll

Still got the runs today

Just like yesterday

Buddy, that's why i'm hear to say

We won't eat prunes again



Won't eat prunes again

No no



Yeah



Eat the new sauce

Same as the old sauce


more free lyrics