Magic Dragon Theatre

Look at all the advertising

Some kind of show, come if you're going

Patronize the magic dragon

Walk through the door, kiss off your boredom

Tuning up the orchestra, bringing down the ceiling lights

All at once the curtain goes up

Now it begins, strike up the band

Bring on the dancing girls and the freak parade

Look to your right where a gentleman sat

There sits a monkey in a tall silk hat

The lady on the left is now a pumpkin pie

That's when you notice that your chair is flying

High in the sky out over the sea

But don't wonder why, where else could you be but



Where anything can happen,

Down at the magic dragon theatre

More than you can imagine,

Down at the magic dragon theatre

(come to the magic dragon)

Do you fancy melodrama?

Tragedy's mask, yours for the asking

Madness a la magic dragon



Who could that be at this time of night?

I'm sure we weren't followed dr. klang

Wait, pull down your knickers, he's going to hit us

Here goes your cue, don't blow your line

Dam, danger! i'm gonna go out there and get, get, get ...



All of a sudden there's a flash of light

Stars begin appearing in a moonlit night

Your vision of reality has gone awry

That's when you notice that your mind is flying

High in the sky out over the sea

But don't wonder why, where else could you be but




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