Maynard's Dick

It's all an open center

Opens up and lets wind lift him away

It doesn't have to feel water

It's just a place that feels like that

Kinda like the way you're breathin'

Kinda like the way you keep looking away

Would you like to glide on?

Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick



There's a shyness found in reason

Apprehensive influence swallow away

You seem to feel abysmal.  Take it

Then you're careful grace for sure (?)

Kinda like the way you're breathin'

Kinda like the way you keep lookin' away

Would you like to climb on?

Climb a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick



Take you out in back of the toolshed

Lay it right on top of your forehead

Take you out in back of the toolshed

Now you know who you're fuckin' with

Maynard's dick






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