An Elpee's Worth Of Toons

Who's that on the racks again?

A portrait of a crazy man

Trying to make a living off an elpee's worth of toons

A picture of a soul in pain

Trying to change the world with an elpee's worth of toons



There's something at the heart of it that's simply awful

A man who makes a living off a plastic waffle



Sweat is forming on my brow

Not a thing can help me now

My life is on the line for an elpee's worth of toons



I can see the write-ups now

The multitudes are crying for an elpee's worth of toons



A man would simply have to be as mad as a hatter

To try to change the world with a plastic platter



What's your problem, sonny?

What's your problem, son?



I want to be loved




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