I Wanna Be A Boss

Well, i've been doodling on this notepad

And i been taking telephone calls

I can tell this job's at the end of the line

And i'm ready for the fall

But i been watchin' the boss carefully

And he always seems to be havin' a ball

And then i scratch my head and wonder

Why i'm down here and he's up the hall



Now, all of my paychecks aren't worth

The paper they're printed on

I get 'em friday

But monday they're all gone

There must be some way to change my situation

It's time that i took up a brand new vocation





I wanna take a two-week vacation

Twenty-six times a year, add 'em up

When i fly to exotic places

My jet will be a lear

I'll need several secretaries

Just to jot down notes

I'll wear gucci loafers

And expensive shirts

And blue, executive, exotic coats





Chorus:

'cause i, i said i wanna be a boss

(i wanna be, i wanna be)

I, i said i wanna be a boss

And i'll have people workin' under me

And this lousy job i'll toss

I, i said i wanna be a boss







Well, i'll drive in fancy cars

Well, no, maybe i'll just cruise

With a limo