I Ain't No Joke

                                  I ain't no joke  I use to let the mic smoke 



Now I slam it when I'm done and make sure it's broke 



When i'm gone I wrote this song 'cause I won't let 



Nobody press up and mess up to seen I set 



I like to stand in a crowd and watch the people wonder damn 



Bu think about it then you'll understand 



I'm just an addict addicted to music 



Maybe it's a habit  I gotta use it 



Even if it's jazz or the quiet storm 



I hook a beat up convert it in a hip-hop form 



Write a rhyme in graffitti in every show you see me in 



Deep concentration 'cause I'm no comedian 



Jokers are wild if you want to be tame 



I treat you like a child then you're gonna be named 



Another enemy, not even a friend of me 



'cause you'll get fried in the end if you pretend to be 



?Can be? 'cause I just put your mind on pause 



And I can beat you when you compare my rhyme wit yours 



I wake you up and as I stare in your face you seem stun 



Remember me, the one you got your idea from 



But soon you start to suffer but you only get rougher 



When you start to stutter that's when you had enuff of 



Biting it, I make you choke, you can't provoke 



You can't cope, you should of broke 'cause I ain't no joke 







I got a question, it's serious as cancer 



Who can keep the average dancer 



Hyper as a heart attack nobody smiling 



'cause you're expressing the rhyme that I'm styling 



This is what we all sit down to write 



You can't make it so you take it home, break it and bite 



Use pieces and bits of all the hip-hop hits 



Get the style down pack then it's time to ?swit? 



Put my tape on pause and add some more to yours 



Then you figure you're ready for the neighborhood chores 



The E-M-see-E-E don't even try to be 



When you come up to speak, don't even lie to me 



You like to exaggerate, dream and imaginate 



Then change the rhyme around, that can aggravate me 



So when you see me come up, freeze 



Or you'll be one of those 7 MC's 



They think that I'm a new jack but only if they knew that 



They who think wrong are they who can't do that 



Style that I'm doing, they might ruin 



Patterns of paragraphs based on you and 



Your offbeat DJ, if anything he play 



Sound familiar, I'll wait til E say 



Play 'em, so I'ma have to dis and broke 



You could get a smack for this, I ain't no joke 







I hold the microphone like a grudge 



be	'll hold the record so the needle don't budge 



I hold a conversation 'cause when I invent 



I nominated my DJ the presdient 



When I'm see I'll, people freestyle, going steadily 



So pucker up and whistle my melody 



But whatever you do, don't miss one 



They'll be another rough rhyme after this one 



Before you know it, you're following and fiending 



Waiting for the punchline to get the meaning 



Like before the middle of my story I'm telling 



Nobody beats the are so stop yelling 



Save it, put it in your pocket for later 



'cause I'm moving the crowd and be a record fader 



No interruptions and the mic is broke 



When I'm gone, then you can joke 



'cause everything is real on a serious tip 



Keep playing and I varies quick 



And take you for a walk through hell 



Feed your dome then watch your eyeballs swell 



Guide you out of triple stage darkness 



When it get dark again then I'ma spark this 



Microphone 'cause the heat is on, you see smoke 



And I'm finish when the beat is gone, I'm no joke