Tits on the Radio

Creamsicle sky while the sun sets up in the west

Where are the queers on the piers?

Heard they gave it their best

Now they got jobs at a local fast food chain

Flippin' tricks for the burger,

Since Lady M jacked their fame

Flippin' tricks for the burger,

Since Lady M jacked their fame



'Cause you can't see tits on the radio

I'll give you five fingers for a one man show

Fasten those pants for the lap dance

Take a shot now this may be your last chance



There ain't no tits on the radio (Oh no)

There ain't no tits on the radio (Oh no)

There ain't no tits on the radio (Oh no)

There ain't no tits on the radio (No no)



Dark room Danny can't see with the lights turned out

Black haired tranny counts sheep with her bed turned down

But the bed's in Jersey and the sheep's on a farm

Dark room Danny hears police alarm

Dark room Danny can't see with the lights turned out

Dark room Danny can't see with the lights turned out



'Cause you can't see tits on the radio

I'll give you five fingers for a one man show

Fasten those pants for the lap dance

Take a shot now this may be your last chance



There ain't no tits on the radio (Oh no)

There ain't no tits on the radio (Oh no)

There ain't no tits on the radio (Oh no)

There ain't no tits on the radio (No no)



But you can't see tits on the radio

I'll give you five fingers for a one man show

Fasten those pants for the lap dance

Take a shot now this may be your last chance




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