36D

                                  Close your legs, open your mind 

Leave those compliments well behind 

Dig a little deeper into yourself 

And you may find 



Come over here just sit right down 

Needn't comb your hair, needn't pout or frown 

I hear you've turned our young men 

Into dribbling clowns 



36D so what (D) so what 

Is that all that you've got? 

36D so what (D) so what 

Is that all that you've got? 



Make their day and go ahead 

Remove your clothes lie on their bed 

Just a last gasp chance or an outside bet 

To the easily led 



And before you do just what you do 

Here' one thought for you to chew 

The men who run the business that you sell 

They screw you too 



36D so what (D) so what 

Is that all that you've got? 

36D so what (D) so what 

Is that all that you've got? 



You're just another 365 night stand 

But you're so handy, you're so handy 

You cheapen and you nasty every woman in this land 

But you're so handy, you're so handy 



Your picture's hanging pretty on the squaddies' walls 

You're Steven's, Andy's, you're Ian's, you're Paul's 

Your body's through of fondly in the rugby mauls 

But you want more 



36D so what (D) so what 

Is that all that you've got? 



36D so what (D) so what 

Is that all that you've got? 



36D so what (D) so what 

Is that all that you've got? 



36D so what (D) so what 

Is that all that you've got? 

He was trying to save his job 

He was, he was trying to save his job.