Welcome To The Club

                                  Standin' in the runway 

Wavin' at the plane 

There goes everything you own 

You called home collect 

And they didn't know your name 

Starin' at the telephone 



You thought he was a doctor 

Now he says he's not 

But the noices seem to tell for sure 

And according to the symptoms 

It isn't all you got 

A shame they haven't found a cure 



Didn't know the reason 

You start to feel the rub 

You know it isn't easy 

Well, welcome to the club 

Well, you thought they'd take it lightly 



They're actin' kinda rash 

Caught you in a loadin' zone 

So they smile very politely 

Relieved you of your cash 

Suddenly you're all alone 



You play the double agent 

You bug each other's phone 

You got the place surrounded 

There ain't nobody home 



It's gettin' hard to please 'em 

You start to feel the rub 

You know it isn't easy 

Well, welcome to the club 

Come on and join us in the club