Army's on Ecstasy

                                  The Army's on ecstasy so they say

I read all about it in USA Today

They stepped up urine testing to make it go away

'Cause it's hard to kill the enemy on ol' MDMA



Said the King of contradiction 

To the Queen of mystery

The Prince of paradox, 

He dogs me like a flea

So I'll set my troops upon him

And bring him to his knees

When all is said and done

I'll pick a fight with the Chinese

The Queen she stared at him long and hard

And then she softly said

I'll rub you down with linseed oil 

To ease your throbbing head

She slipped a note in an apricot

And threw it to the whores

The jester read the words

Something wicked this way roars



The Army's on ecstasy so they say

I read all about it in USAToday

They stepped up urine testing to make it go away

'Cause it's hard to kill the enemy on ol' MDMA



The price they put upon the heads

Of folks with poignant views

Would be better spent on the children

Without shoes

And when the King condoned

The actions of the liar

He forgot to weight the awesom power

Of the village crier



The Army's on ecstasy so they say

I read all about it in USAToday

They stepped up urine testing to make it go away

'Cause it's hard to kill the enemy on ol' MDMA



The Army's on ecstasy so they say

I read all about it in USAToday

[in Japanese: The Army's on ecstasy so they say

I read all about it in USAToday

They stepped up urine testing to make it go away

'Cause it's hard to kill the enemy on ol' MDMA]