Bad Worker

By paul westerberg



Get them fingerprints off of this glass

Wanna keep your job you better start kissing somebody's ass

Excuse me miss

I gotta get under your feet

Oh, one day honey when i ain't got this broom

I'll get you in a room in between some filthy sheets



Cuz i'm a bad worker

My father would be ashamed

I'm a bad bad worker

I'll give you minimum effort for a minimum wage



Drag my vaccum in the office of a courtroom star

Crossing the street, i didn't wipe, i was tracking tar



All i need in another one and simple no

(all i need is another warnin' slip, oh no  ?)

Well i drank a cup of coffee and i read a magazine

Looking for the boss who was nowhere to be seen



Cuz i'm a bad worker

My father would be ashamed

I'm a bad bad worker

I'll give you minimum effort for a minimum wage



An eye for an eye

A tooth for a tooth

Vote for me

And i'll set everybody

Maybe lay everybody off



Get them fingerprints off of my neck

Sure you haven't cleaned in the office yet

Finish that cigarette on your own sweet time

Worked so hard i ain't got a pocket full of dime, quarter or a penny



Cuz i'm a bad worker

My father would be ashamed

I'm a bad bad worker

Give you minimum effort for a minimum wage

Give you minimum effort for a minimum wage


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