Horny Toad

{b-side of delirious}

If i had your number

I'd call u on the phone

I'd breathe a little heavy [...] word maybe i'd start to groan



I don't love u

I'm just a horny toad



I don't want your money

'cause i got all i need

All i want is to rub your body until u start to bleed



I don't love u

I'm just a horny toad



If i had your address

I'd come right 2 your door

I'd knock all day till u let me in and then i'd knock some more



I ain't crazy

I'm just a horny toad



If u think i'm nasty

U ain't seen nothing yet

Y'see i'm the kinda brother that the more u scream the nastier i get



I can't help it

I'm just a horny toad



Now watch me dance!



Run and go tell your boyfriend

His loving has got you bored

Might as well pack his things and get his bad ass on the road



Tell him u live on a lilly pad

With a horny toad


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