Jerry Was A Race Car Driver

Jerry was a race car driver

And he drove so goddamned fast

He never did win no checkered flag

But he never did come in last

Jerry was a race car driver

He'd say "el solo number one"

With a bocephus sticker

On his 442 he'd light 'em up

Just for fun



Captain pierce was a fireman

Richmond engine #3

I'll be a wealthy man when i get

A dime for all the things that

Man taught to me

Captain pierce was a strong man

Strong as any man alive

It stuck in his craw that they

Made him retire at the age of 65



Jerry was a race car driver

22 years old

Had too many cold beers one night

And wrapped himself around a telephone pole.




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