Dmv

I've been to hell. i spell it...i spell it dmv

Anyone that's been there knows precisely what i mean

Stood there and i've waited and choked back the urge to scream

And if i had my druthers i'd screw a chimpanzee-call it pointless



When i need relief i spell it thc

Perhpas you may know vaguely what i mean

I sit back and smoke away huge chunks of memory

As i slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomy-call it pointless



Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease

There comes a time for every man to sail the seas of cheese

Now, life's a bowl of bagel dogs, but there are unpleasantries

Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs and trips to dmv-call it pointless



I've been to hell. i spell it...i spell it dmv

Anyone that's been there knows precisely what i mean

I've stood in line and waited near an hour and fifteen

And if i had my druthers i'd screw that chimpanzee-call it pointless




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