Alumni Blues

Woke up this morning and i had those walking blues (x2)

I wasn't walkin' nowhere 'cause i didn't have no floor!



Staring over the edge of the bed

My old lady lying next to me, i started to cry (x2)

She said "i'm gonna take this diploma,

I'm gonna slice you in the eye!"



Well i'm alright (he's alright) (x9)

'cause i got a degree!



Escaping through my window

There's a policeman on the lawn outside my home (x2)

I opened my mouth to scream but my throat was full of foam



So i'm sittin' in this cell

My fortune dwindled to a thimble full of filth (x2)

I may spend the rest of my life in jail but at least it's got a floor!



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