Auntie Maggie's Remedy

                                  Now theres all sorts of medicines that you can buy

No matter what ailment youve got

But I know a special one you ought to try

Youll find its the best of the lot

Its my Auntie Maggies home made remedy, its guaranteed never to fail

Thats the stuff that will do the trick

Its sold at every chemist for "one and a kick".

Now if youve got lumbago, rheumatics or gout, or a pain in your Robert E. Lee

Dont kick up a shindy, youll never get windy with Auntie Maggies Remedy



If you set your alarm clock for eight in the morning

Youre bound to wake up Ill agree

But Ill bet you by heaven, youll wake up at seven

With my Auntie Maggies Remedy

In a young ladys bedroom I went by mistake

My intentions were honest you see

She shouted with laughter, "I know what youre after

Its my Auntie Maggies Remedy."



Oh my Auntie Maggies home made remedy, its guaranteed never to fail

Thats the stuff that will do the trick

Its sold at every chemist for "one and a kick".

Now if youve got lumbago, rheumatics or gout, or a pain in your Robert E. Lee

Dont kick up a shindy, youll never get windy with Auntie Maggies Remedy

Now when the baby starts crying, theres always a reason

And if you inspect him youll see,

The poor little chappy has covered his nappy

With Auntie Maggies Remedy



Now I went to a doctor, I wasnt too well

And he made me lie on a settee

He said "Theres trouble brewing, youve been overdoing

Your Auntie Maggies Remedy."

Now I know a girl who was putting on weight,

In a spot where it just shouldnt be

So I said to Nellie, "Now you rub your ankle, with Auntie Maggies Remedy."



Additional Verse



Now one day at the races, the hors that I backed

Could have won it was easy to see

But the trai Now theres all sorts of medicines that you can buy

No matter what ailment youve got

But I know a special one you ought to try

Youll find its the best of the lot

Its my Auntie Maggies home made remedy, its guaranteed never to fail

Thats the stuff that will do the trick

Its sold at every chemist for "one and a kick".

Now if youve got lumbago, rheumatics or gout, or a pain in your Robert E. Lee

Dont kick up a shindy, youll never get windy with Auntie Maggies Remedy



If you set your alarm clock for eight in the morning

Youre bound to wake up Ill agree

But Ill bet you by heaven, youll wake up at seven

With my Auntie Maggies Remedy

In a young ladys bedroom I went by mistake

My intentions were honest you see

She shouted with laughter, "I know what youre after

Its my Auntie Maggies Remedy."



Oh my Auntie Maggies home made remedy, its guaranteed never to fail

Thats the stuff that will do the trick

Its sold at every chemist for "one and a kick".

Now if youve got lumbago, rheumatics or gout, or a pain in your Robert E. Lee

Dont kick up a shindy, youll never get windy with Auntie Maggies Remedy

Now when the baby starts crying, theres always a reason

And if you inspect him youll see,

The poor little chappy has covered his nappy

With Auntie Maggies Remedy



Now I went to a doctor, I wasnt too well

And he made me lie on a settee

He said "Theres trouble brewing, youve been overdoing

Your Auntie Maggies Remedy."

Now I know a girl who was putting on weight,

In a spot where it just shouldnt be

So I said to Nellie, "Now you rub your ankle, with Auntie Maggies Remedy."



Additional Verse



Now one day at the races, the hors that I backed

Could have won it was easy to see

But the trai