Wnyu 89.1 Freestyle 5/10/2000

[intro]

Yo, it's scrooge... scrooge

Scrooge is up in here...ho ho ho!!!



[chorus]

I wish you a merry crucifixion, i wish you would get a new religion

I wish you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new year



[verse]

Jesus ain't nuttin but a corpse to me, who is he

Come over g and a pair of scrotums hangin off the tree

Choke the messiah, chop off your member

And then i'll roast your nuts over an open fire

Your jiggolo's big piccolo stick'll grow

When i'm swappin spit with a hoe under the missile toe

Yo, i'll get under this chicks clothes

You'll be one dead slob after your neck's clogged with egg nog, choke

The night before christmas, you're feelin the essence

Break in your crib, i got a posse of midgets stealin your presents

Right through the chimney, you think we're rotten

We're takin everything you got, kid down to every stinking stocking

Robbin' you in a santa suit, strippin you like a dancer's boot

Santa clause is dead, you'll die from cancer, duke

I'm dreamin of a white christmas, i sniff this 8-ball of coke


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