Human Video Game

                                  Ever since I was younger, I was into video games

Tron or whatever, it didn't matter the name

Thousands of my dollars, have been poured into all types of games, tryin to get the high score

But now I think I have a favourite

It's me against an ape, he's got my girl, I've got to save her!

Oh no, I feel an attach coming on

Yo Ready Rock see I wanna play a game of Donkey Kong



It used to be a problem this addiction I have

I would feel the urge, then I'd go stark raving mad

Break into the arcade, screaming and hollering

Anticipating putting twenty-five dollars in any machine, I was out of control

I didn't need quarters I brought, $10 bank rolls

Bags of quarters, I was insane

People thought that I worked there, and asked me for change

But I would get defensive and yell leave me alone

These are my quarters stupid, go get your own

Dude walked away with this look in his eyes like,

Yo man.. I wonder what's wrong with that guy

I was addicted, a video burn-out and I would crazy when the guy would have to turn out

The lights at midnight, I'd fall on my knees and say,

Have a heart pal, one more game please

Some nights I might sleep on the subway or outside of the arcade til it opened up the next day

And when it opened at a quarter to ten it was the same old thing all over again

I was doin bad my future was bleek

I'd rather play games than eat or sleep until one day, this guy came along

He didn't have a radio but he was playin a song

I got curious, so I said, yo what's that noise?" (What noise? I don't know)

No fool, that noise you was makin there (What this)

Yeah

That was def man, where'd you learn to do that

(Man, I don't know, I guess I always knew that I had this talent deep down inside)

You wanna hear some more man Yeah (Come on let's take a ride)

He made sounds like I never heard before and he still had more

Then he got me hyped when he played this incredible song and I lost my mind when Ready see played Donkey Kong



Yo Ready, get funky with it!

Yo Jeff man what you doing? Give Ready a hand



Now my life is wonderful and I feel great

I haven't been in an arcade since seventy eight

Thanks to Ready see I'm on an upward trail

Because he's always by my side, he never fails me

Whenever I have a video attack

He's right there by my back keeping me on track

So if I bug out and act like a lunatic

He does Donkey Kong and as soon as it gets to my eardrums from his vocal chords

I get hyped up no matter how bored I am he always comes through

Oh my fault, hold up, wait, let me tell you who

Ready Rock see, here's a brief description

Of the things that he can do in his musical position

Ready Rock see makes sounds with his mouth

Yo Ready give an example of what I'm talking about



(game over)

(Yo, Scrammy, why you still standin there)

(The game is over haha sucker)