Makin' Whoopee

                                  Another bride, another June

Another sunny honeymoon

Another season, another reason

For makin' whoopee



A lot of shoes, a lot of rice

The groom is nervous, he answers twice

Its really killin' that he's so willin' 

To make whoopee



Picture a little love nest 

Down where the roses cling

Picture the same sweet love nest 

Think what a year can bring



He's washin dishes and baby clothes

He's so ambitious he even sews

But don't forget folks,

Thats what you get folks, for makin' whoopee



He doesn't make much money

Five thousand dollars per;

Some judge who thinks he's funny

Says, "You pay six to her."



He says, "Now judge, suppose I fail?"

The judge says, "Budge, right into jail.

You'd better keep her

I think it's cheaper

Than making whoopee."