(matraca berg/stan lynch)
I came down from the cadillac dude ranch, health spa
Nestled on the edge of town
For fourteen days i've been herbal wrapped, mud packed
Now i'm bustin' out
Well, i thought the wild west wasn't for me
You walked up like a bow-legged dream
When you said yes ma'am i thought i'd scream
Oh, put me in your big ol' pick up truck
Take me to the rodeo
I don't know a thing about broncin' bucks
And i can't do-si-do
But i can put you back in the saddle, baby
Yeah, stand you up tall
I can put you back in the saddle, baby
Yeah, and that ain't all
Well, it must've been the burned out new age coffee house
So called sensitive guys
I never thought a leatherneck suckin' on a long neck
Could make my temperature rise
But you're so sweet, baby, you're so fine
You bring the barbecue and i'll bring the wine
We'll dance all night