Her Royal Majesty

                                  Ladies and gentlemen! Presenting Her Royal Majesty!!



There she goes, Her Royal Majesty

She's the queen that broke my heart

I put her up upon a throne

And now she's left me all alone and cryin'



There she goes, Her Royal Majesty

Wearin' my heart for a crown

Oh let me tell you, everybody

How she made a fool of me

Her Royal Majesty



Now wouldja believe she acted oh, so sweet

Until she just had me kneelin' at her feet?

She got me to eat right from her little hand

Her smallest wish was my command



Well, there she goes, Her Royal Majesty

Marching off with someone new

Well, I believed she really loved me but now at last I see

I was the King Of Fools to Her Royal Majesty



Well, I believed she really loved me but now at last I see

I was the King Of Fools to Her Royal, Her Royal Majesty