I'm a Mountain

                                  Well now how did they get that lady on TV

Laughing so naturally

For a Wal-Mart ad

Is it not as bad as I thought?



There's a woman sending poisonous mail

And they caught her now she's sitting in jail

While the weather station forecasts hail

From the tropics



Oh I spent the day in a shopping mall

Through the biggest storm of the century

I'm a mountain

I'm a mountain like you said to be



The sports man and his double chin

Don't listen to me in this state I'm in

Saying things about people that I don't know



Well it's just that way when you get hurt

And the things you need you're made to work 

You must decide if you will die or grow



Oh I spent the day in a shopping mall

Through the biggest storm of the century

I'm a mountain

I'm a mountain 

Like you said to be