What's My Name

What the hell is wrong with me?

I'm not who I want to be

I tried spot cream an' I tried it all I'm crawling up the wall!



What's my name naaaame...naaaame....naaaame....



I tried to join a ping-pong club,

Sign on the door said all full up!

I got nicked, fighting in the road

An' the judge didn't even know



What's my name



Dad got pissed so I got clocked

Couldn't hear the Tannoy so he lost the lot

Offers Mum a bribe through the letter box

Drives you fucking mad



What's my name



Now I'm round the back of your house at night

Peeping in the window - are you sleeping tight?

I laugh at your locks with my celloid strip

An' you won't know who came



What's my name


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