Life On A Plate

the story of my life, well let's just say it's a fork and a knife
There is one thing on my mind, one thing all the time, i got to fill my mouth
Got no favorite meal, i say every meal is clean if it fills me up for real my
Belly's big and it's just a start, my appetite is my heart
And when i had enough i just throw up and laugh (awhile)?


This time, it's not a cow, it's kind of personal, can't explain to you why
This time, it's not a cow, so mr. p.c. are you ready to bow

Breakfast in bed, the bed's in the kitchen so it's easy to be fed
And when i'm fed, yes, when i'm fed, i go right back to bed
Food and sleepwalk, the thing should keep me from having too much
Real my belly's big and it's just a start, my appetite is my heart
Sometimes it feels that i could kill for desert

The story of my life, a big fork and the sharpest knife
I guess this solid bridge leads me on to the nearest fridge
And when i had enough i just throw up and laugh (awhile)?
Not a pig, sheep, chicken, moose, duck, snake, horse or a frog

Could it be i'm a lonely one
That made everything so upsidedown now
Could it be all the lies i told that gave
Nightmares to me after an olympic day
You said everything was fine
But i saw you though
And i knew that i was just as bad as you

Never said i would give you up
But if i must then tell me why now
Never said i believedin all those things i've heard
About you from those rumours now
I thought everything was fine
But you proved me wrong
And i was taken by surprise

Don't like me, don't like me
Don't you know i'm good for nothing
Don't like me, was what you told me when i called you up
Don't like me, don't like me
Don't you know i'm good for nothing
Don't like me, whatever i may say to make you feel that way

Could it be i'm a lonely one
That turned everything so upside down now
Could it be that you told me that you still loved me that
Made me change so quickly now
I heard me when you called

Don't like me, don't like me
Don't you know i'm good for nothing
Don't like me, was what i told you when you called me up
Don't like me, don't like me
Don't you know i'm good for nothing
Don't like me, everything inside i know i want you to
Didn't want to tell you what to do

I wonder what the best thing is
To have a face or to have charm?
Well, my girl's twofaced and she's a fartalarm
I'm not blind and i do have nose
But i don't wanna use it now
I rather try to follow my heart this time
Good looks, it makes me nervous
I need someone who's not perfect

It's you, you're overweight and lovely
Yes, it's true, a pig in walking shoes
You drool every time we kiss, i must say you rule
I'm falling in love with you

I know that all those trendy girls
Would leave me when i'm broke
And also be disgusted if i smoke, no joke
I don't want no model
Unless she has a major body

Just an ounce of human touch, i realize it's a killercrush
I'm dancing, i'm overjoyed
I took a chance on you cause i wanted some romance
To and now i'm happy as can be
Cause this supersized woman means all to me

You think you're cool cause you know every girl in town, but you don't
Do, cause when you're out at night they don't look your way, you've got
All that trendy shit and a jolly air for brains
And you are busy to watch out for that ugly girl you know

You think girls like that will ruin your style, cause a perfect guy like
You need nomething more
You're so cool, you've got everything a girl desires, you're so cool,
With a perfect butt you can go far

You're telling me that i am thinking way too small to understand that you
Have reached your goals and i am far away
And all the things you say that you know i don't want to hear, so throw
Your empty words away and listen to what i say
I'm not jealous in all the lies you tell, just take it easy, you might
End up in hell
You're so perfect, you've got everything and you are way too cool to
Understand that you are out of line

Another fairytale about these endless feelings and when it's heating up
I think i'm stuck forever, i try to lose some weight, i try to get in shape
But in the end i always end up lost inside myself

Up and down gets nothing done, i just keep it waiting
Round and round out with the thumb, no i just keep on waiting

Twelve numbers stare at me, sometimes it's not that easy, instead of waking
Up i think i'll sleep forever, what happened to the dayroutines that always kept
Me going? where the hell are all the dreams i had about my life?

Now, but someday i'll get the time, to get me back on the right track and no
More slack, got to keep an open mind, i got to get out of this daily grind
And deep inside i know i will

On your knees cause you're not wanted, your life is a
Chaos and you wonder will it ever end, and all these
Feelings they're for real, keep you down just the way it's
Planned out today, today you've lost your way

People grin, behind your back thay are talking, they are
Sat you're doing it the wrong way once again
All these relations you belived in seem to brake up and it
Drives you crazy

Anyday you'll feel ok, your shoes will get you anywhere
Just be patient cause soon you'll have your fun

Staying in, hide away from problems, imagination's
Playing games with you again, it's no illusion, it's just
Confusing, but when the fog's gone you'll come out
Strong, ther's no time to be feeling down

First words you say in tears, complaining how i'm never near
I know i'm lost sometimes cause i'm grounded in my mind
It's like this all the time, first i say that you're ok than i go my way
And you're desperate when you're down

Here i stand, take my hand and i'll try to understand you right
The best way i can, cause after all i am your friend

Last words you scream to me, you don't expect too much of me
Cause i could give you anything if i just could be myself
It's like that all the time, first i say that you're ok then i go my way again
You're so desperate but still mine

But now the girl is working, now the girl feels fine and i'm the one who feels
Down, but if she'll be working until the end of time
I hope she'll understand me then, the best way she can
Cause after all i am her friend till the end