Loser Anthems

[monkey:] i am a very naughty monkey, and i really think this band is really shit.
Ha ha. i'm naughty.
[matt:] okay, just forget it man.
[boy:] alright you slam your band !
[matt:] you're fired ! i told you! we really fucking hate this band, they suck!

She was a dancer i was out work
She had a law degree, i used to be a clerk
She takes her clothes off for the japanese
I take my clothes off whenever it suits me
Barely living, but i'm living large
Well it ain't the ending that i fear
So lets go downtown
And walk around til you feel like the walls are caving in
You could sail beside the world tonight
They were taken, and they would ruin you
You could sell us every words tonight
She had a name like april spring
But her mother called her judy
She takes her clothes off for the japanese
She says they're nicer than most would be
Barely living, but we're living large
Well ain't the middle that i fear
Put in the ground
And wait arund til you feel like the walls are caving in
You could sail beside the world tonight
And they were taken
And they would ruin you
Well her hate is still prettier in person
Prettier than words now, prettier than, prettier than me
You could sail beside the world tonight
You're turning into the biggest it all gets
And my head is so light
You're turning into the biggest it all gets
And my head is so light, so, so light
You could sail beside the world tonight
And they were taken, and they would ruin you
Well her hate is prettier in person
Prettier than words now, prettier than me...

[piano playing]

[matt :]

How the hell does that guy do it?
Its impossible
Because the trolley's down here
Like down here

[piano playing]

You cant get back
You gotta look
How are you supposed to pick up chicks if you gotta look at what your doing
It's impossible
See, it cant be done
No human being can play that
It's gotta be like
Two midgets or something

I walk alone and i
I ride alone and i
I rock myself to sleep
Baby, there ain't enough room in this world
For people like you
And horrors like me

A time of darkness
There lived a girl in a cave in the woods
Disguised as a bee
At night she would fly into the city
Sting the cause
And sting the cost
And she would hover over me
Whispering
And so we sing
We're surfacing
We're surfacing

I stand alone and i
I fight alone and i
Stay clean by feeling cheap
And baby, there ain't enough room in this world
For perfection's like you
And monsters like me

A time of darkness
You will look absurd and you will feel inert
And you will go looking to blame somebody
You see i used to think that i'd get over everything
But everything just got
Over me

I'm some of it
You're some of it
We're some of it
I'm certain of it

I walk alone and i
I ride alone and you know
That's all right by me
See baby cause
Here ain't enough room in this world
For a great, great many things