Hey! Album

You walked into the bathroom, to wash your troubles away
You always seem to go in there about 20 times a day
I dropped you off at your therapist, where you walked across the street
To the neon lights with the purple door, where you passed out on your feet
Don't think i don't see it all, the beautiful high and the sobering fall begin
It's a kick ass day, wish you were here, send a postcard telling me when you're here again
Cuz i can't get through to you

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There's a lot i could say, there's a lot i could do
If i had it my way, but i don't and you do
Makes me throw up to say, that i cared at all
I gave a lot, and now i'm shot
And shit like that's like sour lemonade

I tried to call your favorite bar, but i got a drunk australian
He talked a million miles an hour, but i can't tell what he's saying
Something about a song by kiss, and how they watched you piss yourself away
As the glass goes crashing to the floor, from the phone booth, i hear more delay
Cuz i can't get through to you

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I guess i met the devil, but i sure didn't know no better
You were kool as hell like e-mail, but still timeless like a letter
As i sit and i stare at the satanic glare, on the glass frame in front of your face
You're alone on my shelf, yelling, "look at yourself"
I feel like bobby brady breaking the vase

But now you're all screwed up

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You're so yesterday
Miles away
Promised myself on new years day
I'd take a bath today
And wash you away
As all of your little blonde hairs go down the drain

Your sister called me yesterday to tell me i was a loser
At least i haven't lost my mind, and at least i'm not a boozer
As i tried to heed to your wants and your needs
You were solemnly lost in space
So keep reading your books on "how to give dirtly looks"
Everytime i should be put in my place

Now you're all screwed up

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I guess i met the devil, but i sure didn't know no better
You were cool as hell like e-mail, but still timeless like a letter

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I spend a lot on all the clothes that i got
Cuz all the geeks that i meet, they all look kooler than me
What to do when they're all looking at you
Cuz you're the freak of the week, cuz you're on the tv

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Can you make me a promise
Stop it before we begin
Will you hold onto my head
If i ever lose it again

I've got a shrink, i swear he's elvis i think
He wears the koolest suede shoes, when i come in with the blues
He thinks it's all about culture and art, but the truth of it is, that it rips me apart

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(break)
Tell me i sold out
Tell me i sold out go ahead

I'll get the door mrs. jackson
I'll get the press and reporters too
I'll wait outside your heart
You're not a throw-away filmstar
There's something different about you
And i'll wait outside your heart

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Cross my heart, i would die
Shove the needle in my eye
Be your sugar, i could try
Where's the papers, let me sign
All i want is to be wanted by you

How is your head mrs. jackson
How about a pain killer pill or two
I'll wait outside you heart
What in the hell are they saying
They'll never understand me or you
And i'll wait outside your garage, and your house, and your restaurant

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Did you ever hear this one, about the one that got away
It slipped right out the back door, it was on the news today
I was fishing for a hit song, when you woke me out of bed
Now i'm inspired, and my brain is tired, and my eyes are bloody red

Go ahead and eat your sucker, i won't say a word
He gave you the castle, you gave me the bird

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Everybody is grey (i'm turning blue)
Everything that i say (it's about you)
Don't take this wrong, i hope your arms are long
Cuz you're gonna need 'em when i'm going over your head

Hello, can i take your order? i've been waiting for days
I'd like a little compassion, with a side of mayonnaise
You never let the glue dry, when you broke me into
And i'm not some stupid little model car, that you can abuse

Go ahead and eat your sucker, i won't say a word
He gave you the castle, so i'll give you the bird