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1. _ Keep It Swingin'
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2. _ Rhyme Tyme
{marley marl:}
Ladies and gentlemen
Back by popular demand
We got kool g rap and polo
Singin it is now
Rhyme tyme
{kool g rap:}
I be funky to a junkie cause the rhyme is dope
I use my microphone wire like a cowboy rope
So i can lasso any rapper that think they can cope
And the microphone is my horror-scope
Magnificient and excellent cause i'm no scrub
I could rock in a club with only one light bulb
All i need is a mic and a crowd to react
And i'll turn a damn jam into radio shack
All suckers in a place i'll erase and replace
Just in case you wanna copy and trace
My word is superb, intoxicates like herb
Orally, musically, and mentally disturbed
Soundwaves are outrageous
I'm brave and courageous
Fillin up pages for ages and ages
Released to rock, too acquiesced to shock
All biters get writer's block
When it's rhyme tyme
To play this game you gotta be a rap pro
It's not dominos or tic tac toe
It's the rhyme tyme game, it challenges the brain
Strategy is the key to unlock the chain
My lips do not chat when i start to rap
Project my voice so loud, my tonsils flat
Excellence defense on the phonograph
Is dj polo, he's cooler than shaft
Fresher than a item that you find inside a deli
Fatter than the man that they call the fonzarelli
Colder than a icey, hotter than chili
Rap in every language, i can say it in suaheli
My body has a flavor, girls says i'm lickable
Daffy duck-mc's call it despicable
I say it's similar to fat, incredible
I got a taste, but it's not edible
I'm goin down as a mc champ
Kinda wet on the set, but it's just damp
Some day you'll see my face on a us stamp
Like evil knievel i jump and i ramp
In my rap i'm like an other johnny dangerously
I can do two things simultaneously
I can rap real fast and speed it up, and not a word you'll miss
I can slow - down - at - times - just - like - this
I can rap, stop - start it again
Then count to ten
With a 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
So there, my friend
I can box, do karate, or even do judo
Rap in spanish, but i'm not menudo
Ask me why i classify
My rhymes will terrify
It's rhyme tyme
Now i could rap to your sister
Or rap a tongue twister
Those who wanna bite it, it makes your lip blister
Cause i'm the guidin light, i recite on the mic
For parasites who bite it's gonna be frightnight
Mighty microphone phantom, my rhymes are fiery
Because of biters i write em in my diary
So don't dare, my idea is ideal
Polo is on the wheels of steel for real
??? this division the like micanician
What i wrote is voted unanymous decision
Eardrums are struck when he conducts a cut
If a sucker deejays, he gives an uppercut
Just like a dog kool g rap will train
Every bitin mc that went insane
At the top i will maintain
I'm not a lamebrain
I leave a bloodstain to show i give pain
Not a skinny dipper, a fat rolly-polly
My hair is very curly, it's like a ravioli
I'm very good at physic, and also scientific
My rappin has a meanin just like a hieroglyphic
The rhyme is very hot, you gotta blow on it to bite it
Sometimes i just recite it, but usually i write it
Girls make me grow just like pinocchio
Before the show i go: "geronimo!"
Makin a video inside the studio
Never had the chicken pocks, the measels, mumps or polio
And you'll be sorry when you bite what i create
You say to yourself: "i shoulda had a v-a"
Like the mayor i'm a ???, love pina colada
In copacabana with cherry and banana
Captivate your mind at the drop of a dime
My name is kool g rap and it's rhyme tyme
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3. _ I Ain't Trickin'
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4. _ Enter The Dragon
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5. _ I'm Fly
Why?
(cause i'm fly)
It's not a lie
(cause i'm fly)
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I just ride around town in my caddy seville
Lookin buff, pockets stuffed with a grin on my grill
Rollin up my tinted windows, raise my antenna
Cause i'm not only fly, but i'm a big bred winner
Girls in bikinis in my back seat
As i'm doin 95 down a one-way street
Got proof that i paid for everything i bought
So if a cop tries to stop me, i'ma take him to court
Jump out my big car puffin on a cigar
Make my girls wait on the corner while i step in the bar
First i walk through the door then i ( *spitting sound* ) spit on the floor
Give some money to the poor, because i always get more
Take off my black mink and order a drink
My pockets resemble manhattan bank
So on my big ropes is a gucci link
All the pretty girls wink and i tell em, "you stink!"
Yes, i act so conceited cause i'm a full-breeded
Money-makin, not jamaican, and no way that you could beat it
No, i won't say hello and i won't say hi
And if you ask me why
(why?) cause i'm fly
[ verse 2 ]
No, i'm not high, like i said, i'm fly
Got a natural beauty ma beside my eye
I put my friends in a benz, i put my girls in pearls
Got the firmest epidermis with the silky curls
They call me pretty boy wihtout chips ahoy
This 86 audi is my brand-new toy
I don't gamble or bet, i just sip on a mo
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6. _ Under 21 Not Permitted
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7. _ Riker's Island.
Well listen to me, you young hoods, this is some advice
You do the crime, you're payin the price
Cause if you're in the drug spots, sellin crack on the block
Snatchin chains, bustin brains, like a real hardrock
If you ever hear a cop say you're under arrest
Go out just like a trooper, stick out your chest
Cause you might have been robbin, you might have been whylin
But you won't be smilin on riker's island
Just to hear the name it makes your spine tingle
This is a jungle where the murderers mingle
This ain't a place that's crowded but there's room for you
Whether you're white or you're black, you'll be black and blue
Cause in every cellblock, there is a hardrock
With a real nice device that's called a sock lock
Don't ever get caught in a crime my friend
Cause this bus trip is not to adventure's inn
They have a nice warm welcome, for new inmates
Razors, and shanks, and sharp edged plates
Posses will devour, punks with power
After the shower it's, rush hour
So watch your back before you get sacked
These a bunch of maniacs that's about to attack
If you're a hustlin pro, keep a low profile'n
Cause you won't be smilin on riker's island
C-74, adolescents at war
Put your ear to the floor, you can hear the roar
They take you out of bc, they now found you a cage
All eyes are glued to you like you're up on stage
If you're soft as a leaf, don't get into a beef
And god be with you chief if you got gold teeth
Some try to be hard, front and say i'm god
Don't know a lesson say a blessin, you're gonna get scared
(yo call the c.o.) that won't be necessary
He'll watch him beat you down, and take your commissary
Inside the lunchroom, you meet your doom
Someone is lookin at your sharper than a tablespoon
Use your hands like a man, don't go out like a chump
Never 'fess, bench press so that you can be pumped
If you don't got a game, you get beaten as lame
And scared as a mouse in a house of pain
So to all the jailbirds that listen to hip-hop
Move your pelvis like elvis do the jailhouse rock
You might be coolin, you might be stylin
But you won't be smilin on riker's island
If you're on a drug tip, don't be a dumbo
Police investigate like columbo if they think you're sellin jumbo
But don't get me wrong, it might be your thing
Whether smilin on the island, or singin in sing-sing
The way you're takin pictures and you're givin a smile
Cheerin, the priveledge for a long long while
So keep your money pilin, keep profilin
Cause ahh, you won't be smilin on riker's island
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8. _ Talk Like Sex.
"can't ya diggit, honey?"
"rated xxx"
For the ladies, one hundred and ninety-five pounds of beef,
Chinky eyes, curly hair and gold teeth,
Swingin' with this here stud, you need practice,
I'm leaving floods of blood on your mattress,
I'll leave you holdin' your swollen backside and rollin',
Fillin' all three holes just like bowlin',
Don't ask me what the price is,
But it's more than your battery-operated devices,
And i come fully equipped,
With a temperature adjustment to heat up the tip,
For demonstrations, watch me slam her,
You'll notice the sound of steady poundin',
Like a jackhammer once on it, ya can't cop out,
I'm poundin' ya down until your eyeballs pop out,
I'm not your ordinary player,
Because you'll leave in a wheelchair, dear, after i lay ya,
Get a grip on your headboard and hold on to it,
Or get sent right through it,
Bite your nipples when i lick 'em,
Not gentle when i stick 'em, huh,
I'll leave 'em lookin' like a rape victim,
Any girl who steps to it,
Ends up gettin' their stomach pumped like rod stewart,
I do a damn good job,
That's why -
Chicks are on my dick like a human shish kebab
Only nineteen and over permitted,
No matter how much young girls wanna be with it,
You ain't ready for the bed,
You still got a pussy like isaac hayes' head,
Come back in five years,
When ya grow some hairs and when ya started drinkin' beers,
I'm hittin' hookaz by the dozen,
Makin' ya wetter 'cause i fuck better than your husband,
Givin' ya girl back spasms,
Cause g rap has 'em orgasm after orgasm,
Change the sheets? ya must be kiddin',
Ya gotta change the whole box spring,
I ain't bullshittin', you get hit with hysteria,
Cause i'ma bury a big one inside your private area,
All hell is in your tush,
When kool g. rap push pushes inside this bush,
Anotha homegirl flinches,
But i got inches for all you lil' wenches,
The letter g is better when it comes to the letter x,
An' i'ma talk like sex
Rated xxx
"can't ya diggit, honey?"
"rated xxx"
Some say that i'm nasty plus,
Hookaz are mad because they can't outlast me,
Girl, you ain't too small,
Cause i turn your crystal to one size fits all,
So if you're still confused when i'm screwin',
Let me explain to you exactly what i'm doin',
Exploring your body like a biologist,
Inventin' new ways just like a scientist,
Taggin' my name on your buns just like a printist,
While i'm hurtin' your ass just like a dentist,
You're so wild i feel like i'm a zoologist,
Stretchin' your shit more than a gynecologist,
I'm gonna twist your ass to death, miss,
And when you piss, you'll see more stars than an astrologist,
G rap is hot blooded, freakin' horny,
Far from corny, come and jump on me,
I'm not small and all, i won't break down a stall,
I drive the ass up the wall,
Nuts and everything are well in shape,
The only thing missin' on my dick is a cape,
Let's get togetha, honey, ya never know what's next,
And i'ma talk like sex,
Rated xxx
"can't ya diggit, honey?"
"rated xxx"
Big girls try to squash me,
But i think with my dick, honey, so come and brainwash me,
Hit the sack cause i ain't jokin',
Cause when i start pumpin' shit up, i leave it smokin',
So ya betta hold on tight all right,
Cause my dick is a brown stick of dynamite,
A stick, a trick, and it kills her,
I'm probably related to long dong silver,
But it gets gooder and gooder,
Every time i grab a hooka and i put her on my frankfurter,
Kiss your breasts to your navel and then i skip,
Cause the only thing i'm lickin' is your ass with a whip,
And it's a real freaky scene,
I'm hittin' girls with their heads in a guillotine,
Why certainly i'm squirtin',
Bust your nut and get up and wipe my dick on your curtain,
Pushin' your head to the pillow,
And givin' more pleasure than a double-headed dildo,
A big ass gives me a hard-on,
But i fuck bitches with titties like dolly parton,
Time or place doesn't matter to me, sweety,
I'll fuck you on the "a" train while i write graffiti,
In a restaurant, takin' you straight to heaven,
In a cab or the back of 7-11,
Whether you're white and the music you like is rock,
You can come and get some hip-hop cock,
Consider this dick on your clitoris,
But never try to flex, cause i'ma talk like sex.
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