Bizzar (explicit)

welcome to the dark carnival.
Violent j
Shaggy 2 dope
The insane clown posse
Will live forever...
(live forever) join us
(live forever) follow me
(live forever) carnival awaits us
(live forever) take my hand
(live forever) take my hand
(live forever) shangri la
(live forever) live forever
(live forever)
Here go another clown song, freaky and weird
I'm still preachin -- i'm like noah without the beard
I'm tryin a spread the facts that i know fo sho
Yet many don't believe in our carnival freak show
It's alright, tho, there's enough who do
And only time will tell if our stories are true
But for everybody here, i can promise you this --
You'll never hear us laugh about the typical bullshit
Livin - all the money they got
All the ice they wear and all the people they shot
All the freaks they pull and all the cars they drive --
Only we'd rap about fuckin a beehive!
You wanna keep it real? walk out your door
That's as real as it gets from the sky to the floor
But the dark carnival will take your soul away,
And give you mystical adventure in a magical way
I live for the carnival
I'd die for the carnival
I pray for the carnival
Please take me away (take me away)
I live for the carnival
I'd die for the carnival
I pray for the carnival
Come and take me away (take me away)
Funhouse, freakshows, the murder go round
Fuck how you're lookin, painted up like a clown
Loosen up, let it go, you ain't gotta be tense
Faygo flyin everywhere. fuck makin sense!
And that's the beauty of it -- look backstage
And another group out here on the same page
Run with everybody or walk with our crew,
Stand on the moon, face the world, and say fuck you!
I ain't sittin up, playin that star biz
Put me in the crowd where my juggalos is
Treat me special, i'm a leave your lip draggin
We in this together, waitin on the same wagon
Let em laugh now, let em laugh for years --
We'll see who's laughin in the house of mirrors.
Cause that's where i'm goin, and if you're not,
Pull that other shit and hear about the ends they got
I live for the carnival
I'd die for the carnival
I pray for the carnival
Please take me away (take me away)
I live for the carnival
I'd die for the carnival
I pray for the carnival
Please take me away (take me away)
(live forever)take my hand
(forever..... live forever)
Come take a journey through heaven and hell
See what we have to promise you, the story i tell
Walk hand in hand with the devil and god
Let em pull you in half -- pergatory is odd.
Fuck newspapers, fuck magazines
Fuck a&rs and your ball-huggin jeans
Fuck anybody tryin ta change our ways
As long a six joker cards got somethin to say
I speak for the crazy, i speak for scrubs
I speak for the thugs pissin in your hot tubs
I speak for the people that you always say don't know how to act --
We like em just like that!
Fuck your grammies, fuck your music awards
I'll strangle your host with his microphone cord
Fuck anybody that ain't down with the clown
From now until milleniums after, i'm dead in the ground
I live for the carnival
I'd die for the carnival
I pray for the carnival
Come and take me away (take me away)
I live for the carnival
I'd die for the carnival
I pray for the carnival
Please take me away (take me away)
I live for the carnival
I'd die for the carnival
I pray for the carnival
Come and take me away (take me away)
I live for the carnival
I'd die for the carnival
I pray for the carnival
Please take me away (take me away)

(icp, and twiztid)
You don't like the way i am,
You don't like icp & twiztid,
Always wit a hatchet...whut,
Fuck you,
This the way i am

(violent j)
I stay scrubby even though im paid, whut
Dropped out in the sixth grade, whut
Had syphaliss three times, whut
Commited mad felony crimes, whut
Been a week i aint washed my ass, whut
Flunked outta special ed class, whut
I'd slap john gotti right here, whut
But hes locked up now so neea, whut
Carnivals beyond the dead, whut
Still attack you without my head, whut
Scrubatism i'm about, whut
Slappin baywatch beauties in the mouth, whut
Stomp ghosts that think they hard, whut
Pickin fights up at the graveyard, whut
You don't like me, i make you sick,
Come here and get a mouth full of dick,
Cuz i am whut i am

Chorus: (violent j)

I be whut i wanna be, whut
I act how i wanna act, whut
I see whut i wanna see, whut
I smack who i wanna smack, whut
I do whut i wanna do, whut
I go where i wanna go, whut
Fuck you, you, you, and you, whut
Forever i'm a juggalo, whut

(shaggy 2 dope)
I'll slap michael jackson's face off, whut
I spread herpies everytime i chough, whut
I got head lice in my armpits, whut
I sell nuclear bomb home kits, whut
In church i'll wrestle a nun, whut
Fuckin twist ya nipples then run, whut
I watch my neighbor in the shower,
Then waggle my dick for a half an hour,
I pour percasets in a bowl, whut
And eat 'em like cereal, whut
I be that neighborhood creep, whut
Singin voodoo chants in my sleep, whut
I put old ladies in head locks, whut
And run wit they ass for blocks, whut
I rent studios and don't pay, whut
(come on shaggy don't play) mike?
I am whut i am

Chorus:

(icp)
Your mamas got a glass tittie wit a screw on nipple, whut
Whut, yo mama live in a two story dorito bag,
She got a wooden leg wit a birdhouse in it,

(twiztid)
I walk around beggin for change,
And kill mutha fuckaz who look at me strange, whut
Psychopathic down til i die, whut
I'll lite a ciggarette, and put it out in your eye, whut
Smokes until my lungs explode, whut
And punch you and ya moms and call ya dad a hoe, whut
I don't give a fuck if ya hate, whut
Just don't let me catch you hangin out on my side of the gate, whut
Talk to the dead on the phone, whut
If you aint dead leave me the fuck alone, whut
I call myself a juggalo, whut
And scream it everywhere that i go, juggalo
Twiztid serial killaz commin to town, whut
Dark carnival and down wit the clown, whut
Twiztid freekshow wickid clown bizzar, whut
Chech ya self cuz we are who we are bitch, whut

(violent j)
I be who i wanna be
I act how i wanna act
I see what i wanna see
I smack who i wanna smack
(mike get the guitar)

I do what i wanna do
I go where i wanna go-oooo
Fuck you, you, and you
Forever im a juggaloooooo!!!!!

Chorus:

Don't know. She ain't even looking that good. (kinda fat)
Even so, i think i'd probably fuck her if i could. (kinda fat like that)
It's just sumpthin bout the way her titties swing around. (boing)
Wiping poo-poo of they babie's butt, i think i wanna take her down

Wanna fuck my homie's baby's momma
I'm attracted to the helly drama [2x]

Man this is some muthafuckin bull shit,
You talkin bout you wanna fuck my girl,
man we raising a baby together,
that's some bull muthafuckin shit.

I got coupons bitch, dollar fifty off at chucky cheese
Got ya similax formula, just baby fuck me please
goo goo ga ga, i make ya baby laugh
(Don't you like the way my ugly face looks)
But when baby go night night,
you gonna hafta to come up with some ass

Wanna fuck my homie's baby's momma
I'm attracted to the helly drama [2x]

I'm tryin to look out for you and your baby,
that's why i'm telling you about him cheating on you.
I ain't even like that, come here lemme hold you

Watchin Jerry Springer all fuckin day,
your baby rolling you a joint
(lookie momma, i packed it with the good shit)
I told you if you let me hit it,
i take you both to see the point.
(but the neden wasn't all that, so forget it)
Rubber binkies (binkies) food, all over the floor
am i gonna help you clean it?,
I'm out the fuckin door
(gotta go, and i won't be back no more)

Wanna fuck my homie's baby's momma
I'm attracted to the helly drama [2x]
(I already fucked your baby's momma)

How the fuck you gonna fuck on me bitch
i dont even belive this shit
you gonna fuck him in my bed,
what the fuck (he said he loved me)

Wanna fuck my homie's baby's momma
I'm attracted to the helly drama [4x]
(I already fucked your baby's mamma
I would fuck your baby's momma's momma)
BITCH!

(violent j)(spoken)
Hey, hey.
Uh...i still have a problem
If it's ok with...them
You know
There, them
The dark carnival in general
It's the whole stabbin thing again, it's..
You see i...uh

(rap/sing)
I stab people like everyday folks
Skinny people any people i chop off their throats
My stabbin's are ninja like very quickly, hey
By the time you feel it i'm like 3 blocks away
I stabbed the newspaper guy and took his little truck
Now i stab people and drive away i'm like puttputtputtputt
I do a show and stab people at the same time, what of that
I stab bear cages security guards in the back of the neck
I love waffle house, i stab people there
Their so shitty and dumpy they don't even care
I love stabbin' people, def leopard remember them
Well i cut their fuckin drummers arm off, you can ask him
Leo owen the president of island
I'm at a business meeting with him looking at him, smiling
I jumped up and stabbed him, but he kicked my ass
17th floor they through me out through the glass

Help me(fuck you)
Fuckin help me(fuck you)
I need you to help me(fuck you)
Somebody come and help me(fuck you)

Jehovah's witnesses i swear man i love 'em
They're standing on the porch knockin, i'm waiting above 'em
Puncture wound victims right to my door
Come back mothafucka, ill stab you some more
One time i was a wrestler, i wrestled the best
I got kicked out though, i had a knife in my spandex
I stabbed tony schiavone the commentator guy
Before the match i went to shake his hand but i stabbed him in the eye
I stabbed norman smiley in the middle of a match
He was like "what are you doing?" i said fuckin relax
I stabbed him again and again, i jumped out and ran
Everybody chased me, catch me if you can
I tried to stab my own brother, bad news for my health
He twisted my arm back, i ended up stabbing myself
I stab cabby drivers right through the thick glass
Ginsu built to last, can you help me

Slice em up, slice em down
Side to side and all around
They don't help, they don't care
Ginsu swingin everywhere
Slice em up, slice em down
Side to side and all around
They don't help, the don't care
Ginsu swingin everywhere

I saved up my money and went and saw the lilith fair
Started stabbing lesbians, there was millions of them there(lesbos)
I took off my thong and i jumped in the pit
But there wasnt any pit, it was only me and that was it
But so what, i was throwin myself all over the floor
Sarah mclachlan was on stage, i said you fuckin whore
One time i met slipknot, i stabbed their ass
Stabbed them all in the face, that's why they wear masks
My little newspaper truck runs on a tank of blood
I drive with my lights off all through the neighborhood
But its so hard to sneak because of the muffler
I hate that fucker
I did a song with 3-6 mafia, them guys are the shit
We went to the studio and i started rockin it
After the session they all left up out of there
But i stayed behind and stabbed the engineer

Can you help me(fuck you)
You gotta help me(fuck you)
I need you to help me(fuck you)
Mutha-fuckin help me(fuck you)

Naw man, fuck you(fuckyou)
Fuck all of you(fuck you)
You better fuckin help me(fuck you)
Help me, help me

Slice em up, slice em down
Side to side and all around
They don't help, the don't care
Ginsu swingin everywhere
Slice em up, slice em down
Side to side and all around
They don't help, they don't care
Ginsu swingin everywhere

(i think it's the heart's desire for every person in america and canada
To succeed.) worldwide, yeah. (success is one thing that's the motivating force
Behind many men.) amen. (and tonight, i want to speak in a way that you'll
Realize that god ordained every one of his creations to be successful.)

Look at this millionare -- suave, definitely paid
Lemonade, stock market played, marinate in shade, top grade
Bitches blowin up phones, i walk by, never lie, i'm the type of guy
With sparkles in my eye
Roll in my bmw, never take the truck with your kid
Who? what? where? over there ruby, diamond sinclare, looky there
Everywhere i stay flossin them things
I'm like bang bling bling blang chingy bling blang
What the fuck, bitch? hurry up and suck!
Move along, c'mon, until it's gone
Get the fuck out the room, i'm rollin chrome
700 spoke, whicky whicky what
Keep your hungry mouth shut, cause i'm livin it up!

Hey, we gives no fuck!
Million dollar house? we gives no fuck!
Lavish cars? we gives no fuck!
Bling bling blang blang! we gives no fuck!
Hey, we gives no fuck!
7 figure bank? we gives no fuck!
Phat paid? we gives no fuck!
Whooooo! we gives no fuck!

Seven figure bank, what you think?
Bitch you tickle me pink, you lookin rank
Coulda stank, still i do you spank spank whore is dank
Cause i'm livin like a video, fuckin every shitty hoe you know
Call me jigga-liggy-lo, fuck a juggalo, that's scrub
Billion dollar drop, non-stop, from my pop, never need to cop a mop
What you got? get the fuck off my block
I call the cop, with your fuckin hippy hop, whooee whooee chop chop,
Tryn a marry me, rich until they bury me, stop it cause you're scarin
Me with all that jive
Clap clap, take you back to where your wack crack neighborhood at
Cause looky jack, where we at we havin none of that!

Hey, we gives no fuck!
Million dollar house? we gives no fuck!
Lavish cars? we gives no fuck!
Bling bling blang blang! we gives no fuck!
Hey, want you to love me, want you to need me, want you to use me
Hey, we gives no fuck!
7 figure bank? we gives no fuck!
Phat paid? we gives no fuck!
Whooooo! we gives no fuck!

Pow, let me show you how
Took away your milly now, cash cow, cheddar wow
Dig it y'all, wicky wild wild, wait a minute y'all
I might've over-did it y'all
Forget it, i'll admit it, can't get it, cuz i'm greedy greedy greedy
Fuck the greedy, fuck the treaty, line em up and pow pow
Flicka pow pow, click click
Chicka pow pow, bang bang, ching ching, bang
Ching-a-ling bang, pow pow
Chicka bang bang, chicka chicka bang!!

Hey, we gives no fuck!
Million dollar house? we gives no fuck!
Lavish cars? we gives no fuck!
Bling bling blang blang! we gives no fuck!
Hey, want you to love me, want you to need me, want you to use me
Hey, we gives no fuck!
7 figure bank? we gives no fuck!
Phat paid? we gives no fuck!
Whooooo! we gives no fuck!
Hey, want you to love me, want you to need me, want you to use me
Hey, want you to hate me, want you to take me, want you to kill me!!