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1. _ Veggicide
Something's up
Something's on my mind
I try to go to sleep
I try to pass the time
What gives you the right
To kill a harmless carrot
Growing in god's sunlight
You say they're best
You say they're best for you
I say it's not true
You say they make
A damn good stew
So it's time
It's time to liberate
Don't eat a carrot
Spare it
And don't eat the beet
On your plate
All my friends say
Veggies feel no pain
All my friends say
Veggies have no brains
All my friends say
Veggies feel no pain
Don't stir fry by me!
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2. _ Derek
Can't you see
That i'm not straight edge
You can tell
By the look in my eye
I hear that shit you preach
It's so far out of reach
You meaningless x's
Don't cry
It's done man
Yes, it's done man
Yes, it's done
We know your scene is gone
Yes it's gone, it's gone
Train of thought that you'll outgrow
It's only a matter of time
I'm old enough to think
So i'm old enough to drink
I won't ebb with your tide
Hide behind your x's, that is fine
But keep it to yourself
Don't you get it, admit it
This phase is for the under twenty one
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3. _ Asshole
I don't like the things you like
And you don't like the things i like
She don't like the things they like
So who the fuck is really right
See a skinhead at a show
Let him know he's got to go
Fuck white power, the kkk
A-s-s-h-o-l-e!
Everyone's an asshole
My mom's an asshole
You're a fucking asshole
And i'm a goddamn asshole
Mom and dad, the grateful dead
Major labels and straight edge
Coors and school and roller blades
God, rick james and oakley shades
Fishing, wayne, silly jocks
Nazis, midgets, new tube socks
L.d. from m.r.&r.
And fucking zeppelin man
Hippies, harleys, pearl jam
Chili peppers, case of spam
Riot grrls, ponch and jon
Squash and pork and carmel flan
We hate these things
We hate you, too
Go fuck a monkey in the zoo
Oscar meyer has a way with
B.o.l.o.g.n.a.
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4. _ Pot
Pot i need pot
You stupid fuckin hippy shits
Out of dope so throw a fit
Pot
Pot is good for my lungs
It helps me grow cancer scums
Pot
Tie dye shirts are really neat
Sell your car to buy some reef
Pot
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5. _ Marco-polo
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6. _ Race Track
Drive drive drive
Fast fast fast
Crash crash crash
Die
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7. _ 1, 2, 3...slam!
Okay, here's the story about my mom and dad
One was white
One was black
I bet you think you're glad
I'm a half breed, my skin is fair yet tan
I don't know what the hell i'm on
So 1, 2...1, 2, 3 slam!!!
Kinky hair when i wake up
Straight when i go to bed
My dad speaks jive talk to me, don't know what he just said
My mother she's a honkey
My dad's kentucky fried
I don't know what the hell i'm on
So 1, 2...1, 2, 3 slam!!!
Back at home it's black eyed peas with a pot roast on the side
It's hot dogs on friday nights
The chicken's country fried
My dad says "yo boy pass the peas!"
My mom says pass the squash
I need something to ease the pain
So i'll go downtown and get some downers
Whoa, man, i'm a little bit slow
But i've got to get up somehow
Got no money
Just a good idea
Let me tell you how
I'll steal my parents credit cards
Oh yes i'll rip them off
I'll go downtown to where dad works
And get myself some cocaine
Now i'm high, and i'm not shy
I'll get it off my chest
My mom is white, she thinks she's right
She thinks that she's the best
My dad is just a negro, he's not one to play golf
I don't know what the hell i am
So 1, 2...1, 2, 3 slam!!!
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8. _ Disneyland
Get pissed, you suck
I know your kind
I know the system
I know it's not so fine
I know the bees, i know the rains
I know that logging can kill
Oh, well, let's just go on dumbo
Profound, that's what i found
Profound, oh to the ground
Profound, that's what i found
Why must we chop it to the ground
My god, it's done, but i can cope
How about those dodgers
No time to sit around and mope
Clear out those trees
Let's make some cash
Pack up the animals
And ship them to the zoo
We'll have a blast
You know what i'd do
I think it would be so grand
We'll chop down the rain forest
And build another disneyland
Who gives a hoot
About the lungs of the earth
I don't, so who cares
Scew it, man, for what it's worth
I knew the bees, i knew the rains
I knew the system would chop this place
And then they would make me pay
I knew the snakes, i knew tree frogs
If i knew admission was thirty bucks
I'd of brought discover card
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9. _ No Such Thing
Wrap your legs around me baby
I'll fill you with my love
I'll be pullin' out my power pole girlie
And show you what it does> most girls are afraid of me
But once you give me a chance
I sure like what you're showing
Now let's rock and roll baby
Cause there's no such thing as love
Get busy rocking baby
Get busy rolling
Show what you got inside
Get busy rocking
Get busy rolling
I know what you've got inside, yeah
No such thing
There's no such thing as love
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10. _ American Made
Well, i got myself a new car
Of course it's 44 years old
It's currently not running
But it's worth its weight in gold
It's colored prim(er)
But it's all min(er)
I paid 10 grand
For this tina can
Come payday she'll be runnin
V8's milkshakes, yeehaw!
Fuzzy dice, jesus christ, yeehaw!
Well she's really lookin good
Just sitting on my lawn
All i need is everything
It shouldn't take me long ha ha!
Maybe by summ(er)
I'll find a bump(er)
This piece of shit
It ain't worth it
I should've bought a datsun
No brakes shortcake, yeehaw!
You fucking idiot!
You fucking idiot!
You fucking idiot!
You fucking idiot!
Runs strong but not too long, yeehaw!
Flat tire new it's on fire, yeehaw!
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11. _ Born In The Usa
Go fuck your system
I'd rather die
Than support your terrorist war
Leave it alone
You levy your tax
Deny me a job
Fucking cops harrassing me
Just tell me why
Why why why
Capitalist rules
Fascist mom and dad
Identity is washed away
Bloodsucking state
Clinton equals hitler
Money fans the flames
Idol worship like a sheep
Don't let them win
Don't use your brain
Everything's ok
Relax and watch tv
Have a nice day no
No no no
The human race is gone
Thanx to ww3
You gave your life for nothing son
Son of liberty die
Die die die
Don't let them win
Don't cast a vote
Don't live in silence
Don't put down your arms
Don'tbe a puppet
Don't choose their way
Don't feed the bears
Don't live their lie
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12. _ Chicken Box
Hey blood come around
Come check out my part of town
I want to see you here tonight
But in my neighborhood
You know the chicken's good
I wanna see the blackmen fight
And now the time is here
Cold chicken, chitlens, beer
I want to see you here tonight
And now they come around
These soul food stands in town
Malt liquor seems to taste so right
And to the chicken stand we go
We're eating lots-o-greasy food
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13. _ What's Gone Wrong
What the hell is going on
We never get to play
Are we too drunk
Are they too drunk
It's just the scene today
The owner of your club
Would like to hear it
Nice and slow
But we'll sit here
And drink your beer
And spill it on your floor
We don't play rock & roll
We try to play some metal for you
To bang each other's heads
But when it comes to my stuff
Why don't you tell me, man
What's gone wrong...
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14. _ Where Was I?
Well, country's in the red
Soon we'll be dead
No life, not even a flower
Cause atomic power
Scares the shit out of you
There's nothing you can do
Undecided men
Bout a war you can't win
Hey, who would want to win the damn thing anyway, right boys?
Children turn green
The flowers die
All the people are gone except i
The atom bombs have exploded near
Where was i if i wasn't here?
Atomic was one way out
Nuclear was the final bout
Atomic war can destroy our race
Leave the earth in all but waste
But, where was i
When the trouble started?
Where was i when the two sides parted?
Where was i if i wasn't here?
Cause the atom bombs have exploded near
But nothing's happened to me so...
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15. _ Jamie's Petting Zoo
I've had my pet
Since i was nine years old
I loved him and fed him
But one day he attacked
I knew he didn't love me back
So i grabbed him like a football
And punted fifty yards
Now i hate pets
Take yourself to the vet
Now i hate pets
Dolphins trapped in little nets
Now i hate pets
You little fucking
Screaming shit-bag
I should of let your mother
Eat you, little fucker
So i got a little birdy
And i trained it everyday
He knew 1000 words
But then he flew away
But then i got him back
The fucker wouldn't shut his trap
So i took him to the bathroom
And rubbed his beak in shit
Now i hate pets
Spotted owls in their nests
Now i hate pets
Bagged a deer and made a vest
Now i hate pets
Birds and bees and bears and bison
Pigs and parrots and pandas
I fucking hate them all!!!
I was walking through the park
When a snake peered from his hole
A perfect opportunity
To take the bastard home
I chopped his fucking head off
With my handy garden hoe
And made a lovely hat-band
For my redneck cousin bo, heee-haaw!
Now i hate pets
10,000 volts to the chest
Now i hate pets
Fed my cat some cigarettes
Now i hate pets
You little fucking
Screaming shit-bag
Bastard
Fuck you, you
Fucking pig-shit licker, fuck!!!!!!
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16. _ Bruce Lee Vs. The Kiss Army
So, you think you're kung fu's pretty good, eh?
I want to fight your brother
Him, against me
Let's kung fu!!
The smoke is clearing you can see
Peter and paul stanley
Kareem and bruce they've made a truce
While ace and gene took pcp
A flying kick right through the air
His foot got stuck in peter's hair
Ace and gene took on kareem
But slipped and fell in afro sheen
Then bruce yelled out "oh boy"
I think he meant "la choy"
Kareem and bruce don't miss when throwing stars at kiss
Gene now has a shorter tongue
They should have used their love gun
Gene and ace escaped today
They'll live to fight another day
Oh, oh my god
Ancient chinese secret sent by buddha
Blah...
Bruce and kareem out shooting baskets for two points
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17. _ This Won't Hurt A Bit
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18. _ Steak (the Underwater Version)
When will my ship come in? man i really gotta know
Cause i'm tired at living at the y with 50 other guys
That smell like frenchmen
Necesidad un bistek salvar al dia
My life's been such a wreck, there's no aces, no aces in my deck
I'm starting to believe that my ship is make believe
Lights out at ten
Necesidad un bistek slavar al dia
Everyday i try so hard i ain't never got a card for my b-day
If i ever make it, i'll broil, saute, or bake it. give me steak
Necesidad un bistek salvar al dia
Gozar su comida
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