Gorgeous

We'll blow you off the map


You may think you got it pretty bad
Well, my friend, you should be fuckin glad because
You take for granted everything you've got
Try to find a disneyland in africa, asshole!
America, not china, not canada
America, not cuba, not jamaica
Get a job you leaching welfare whore
In the stars, there's no need to lbe poor, because
True americans our pistol packin pals
Don't tread on me you fuckin filthy foreigner
America not asia (minor), not nebraska, electricity
We're americans, not indians, not russians
Put us down we'll blow you off the map
In a flash of hot water from the tap
Light bulbs, movie stars, we can cure the clap
You stupid fuck!

Hey hey, todays my lucky day
Puff was taken out
By snoop dog and dr. dre
Hey hey a plane went down today
The entire cast of friends
Found floating in the bay
Fuck yeah, hooray!
Cancer killed the guy
From sugar ray
Hey hey, its my lucky day
The canadian government said that
We can play, eh!
Climb the ladder of success
And you'll have loads of friends
Make damn sure that no one
Hears you when you speak your mind
Smile nicely laugh a little
As you slap that back
I'm so happy, ain't it grand
Warren from the vandals isn't very tan
Just jokin, we love ya, warren
Honk honk, your ska
Skank your way right to lock jaw
Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky day
No fuck no
What you gonna do now
No no no
What you gonna do
No no no
What you gonna do now
No fuck no
Lucky me, i found a magic lamp
Send those eskimos
To a european camp
Raining down from above
I'll recieve myself on courtney love
Today must be my lucky day
Cause you got hiv (not me)
I'll take in a movie
I struck oil under my house
While planting magic beans
I only wish these things
Were more than just a dream

Imagine my friend that the well has run dry
The bar keep resigns cause there won't be more rye
Trade lies with your mates then you have a good cry
It's finally happened no more good times
What would you do and what would you say?
If some bloody bastard took the high balls away
My god the world would insist that we cannot
Be happy until we are pissed off our ass!
Day by day they take our freedom
Who the hell gives them the right?
Hold your glass up high and we'll
Drink on and on and on and on
If i'm happy or i'm sad
Jack daniel's makes me feel allright
Raise your glass up high and we'll sing
On and on and on and on
All we want all we want all we want
Is high balls for everyone
And then, this fucked up world would seem allright
Hold on jacky, save me your goodbye's
Hold on jacky, need a double rye
We got your back jack baby no more feelin dry
So cheers to you my dear old friend
Come on jacky, gimme the good times
Come on jacky, don't wanna walk the line
We got your back, jack baby no more feeling dry
So cheers to you and all our/your friends tonight
Day by day they take our freedom
Who the hell gives them the right?
Hold your glass up high and we'll
Drink on and on and on and on
If i'm happy or i'm sad
Jack daniel's makes me feel allright
Raise your glass up high and we'll sing
On and on and on and on
All we want all we want all we want
Is high balls for everyone
And then, this fucked up world would seem allright

Complimentary, is an homage i will pay
Mediocracy, is the mantra of our time
Nihilism, instability within
We won't be pacified
We brake to olive branch sick cow
Instability, sardonic to the end
Delusionary expectancy
Of things you can't ammend
Don't call me a patriarch
Don't honor my contempt
Intolerant intoxicant
1 potato, 1 potato, 3 potato 4
Dehumanize, then immunize
Please visualize the door
5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more
Absorbent deodorant
Stick that between your legs, honey!
Constant vigilance precludes your surprise
Roll out the barrel, it's time to americanize
Rational thinking aludes you all the way
Constipation, is a problem within
So villanious we can't discuss
The quagmire we are in
Don't call me irrelevant
Don't supersize the lies
Mathematically schematically
Puzzlehead go to bed

I take a look around
Think of places i have been
There really aren't too many
I would like to see again
I've been to 30
8 of 50 states
Most of them i'd shut down
3 or 4 of them are great
Back on the east coast
Dc's a little shit hole
You'll freeze to death in jersey
But florida's the best
I think i would rather have
Prostate cancer
Than visit oklahoma
It's those sooner's i detest
When i see the coast
I'm at home at last
Take the lincoln monument
And cram it up your ass
Jesus-motherfucking-christ, a giant ball of yarn!
Don't forget to see that thing
When you're on your way to yuma
Koa is a-ok
But they ain't got no shoney's
I love turquoise
And shells of abalone
Testicular tumors
Sound so much nicer
Than seeing dollywood
In the hills of tennessee
Sentence me to life
In a tijuana prison
I don't really care
Feed dorito's to the bears
Fireworks here and there
California is for me
M-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-(fart!)-i!
Zillions of mosquitos are
Gnawing on my thigh
I really love antiquing
I bought some decoy ducks
In some states your sister
Is the only one you fuck
The nascar whores of north carolina
With ovarian cysts
The size of missouri
Do yourself and stay in california
Bye...bye...bye....goodbye!