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Or i've never been able to stand on a table without using both of my feet i've always resisted the choice that was listed whenever i sat down to eat. now don't think me rude but that dress is so
Cut your navel is sticking out and not that i'm curious but seeing how low yours is i wonder where mine is about. i read in the newspapers only today that tomorrow's will be even better liquid d
Ent is now guaranteed to absorb all the dirt from your sweater or so they say. we once had a neighbour who came from jamaica (no - she came of her own accord) who talked with an accent like that
Dachshund whose cousin the queen had adored. oh how would you like it if i was invited to lords on the first day of play i'm no gary sobers but i can bowl overs in quite an unorthodox way. now
Et's a game that can baffle us all it's the silly mid-on that gets me silly or not, it's enthralling to watch only maidens of course disagree. or so they say. life is so often a dullish affair i
O wonder that crime has incre
Ased what does it matter, if there's no hereafter we're here after all just to breathe or so they say. and as i finish playing this is my way of saying "the end."

Oh everyone knows
You're all alone
So why pretend
And everyone knows
You're on your own
Why not let it end
Your baby's gone
And you're all alone
So why pretend.
Every time
You're not at home
You say that she's with you
Isn't it time
You made it known
That she isn't with you
She's far away
And there she will stay
Oh why pretend

You didn't want her
When her heart grew fonder
Oh, of you by her side
You didn't love her
So she found another
Oh, why pretend
It's got to end.

'cos everyone knows
You're all alone
So why pretend
You didn't want her
When her heart grew fonder
Oh, of you by her side
You didn't love her
So she found another
Oh, why pretend
It's got to end

Oh everyone knows
You're all alone
So why pretend
And everyone knows
That you're on your own
Why not let it end
Your baby's gone
And you're all alone
So why pretend.

There's nothing in the world that i'd like more than to be left standing outside your door where perhaps i might be, asked to come in. there i could very easily demonstrate what now appears to b
Fate you see i'm hooked on something and it's not heroin oh, i just can't get enough of you no i can't get enough, what am -i gonna do i've tried every trick in the book that's going now i've de
That they're not worth knowing my predicament is as simple as this i'm not satisfied and the reason is i just can't get enough of you. my experience of life so far has been to say the least not
Least bizarre i mean i work for a living, 8 hours a day i don't smoke or drink except for a little wine the friends that i have are the genuine kind i think i'm fairly rational in a moderate way
I can't get enough of you no i can't get enough, what am i gonna do i've had other woman but they don't move me you're the only one that can see right through me what you've got i can't explain
R than to tell you i have one
Complaint i just can't get enough of you. i just can't get enough of you no i can't get enough, what am i gonna do like oliver twist, said when he asked for more i happen to like what you gave
Fore my condition is rather unique i'm suffering from the world's first lovely disease i just can't get enough of you

I love it but it doesn't knock me out
I think it's great, but it could be better
I like it a lot, it's just not my cup of tea
Yet if you were to change the melody
Take out a part that you think should be here
Put in a part that wouldn't otherwise appear
Well it's only an idea.
I hate it but that doesn't mean it's bad
In other words i quite enjoyed it
Apart from which, it's the best you've ever done

Yet if you were to change the words
It would be superb with perhaps a different melody

I love it but it's just a shade too long
Though to be fair you'd hardly notice
The only thing as i say is how it's done
Bits to me sound like it ought to have been sung
Not only in two part harmony but one
Making the whole thing really swing before it's swung
Walk instead of run
I love it, but it doesn't knock me out
Yet it you were to change the words
It would be superb with perhaps a different melody.

I love it but it doesn't knock me out
I think it's great, but it could be better
I like it a lot, it's just not my cup of tea
Yet if you were to change the melody
Take out a part that you think should be here
Replace it with a part that wouldn't otherwise appear
Are you getting the idea
I love it, but it doesn't knock me out.

I feel so strange here on my own she's out with her friends while me i don't have one every time i have some she would make them all disperse yet i love her with all of my heart for what it's wo
She said had i been more careful with her we wouldn't have had to get married quite so quick and she never wanted kids hates the thought of giving birth yet i worship the ground she walks upon f
At it's worth. i don't know what i can say perhaps it's just a passing phase nothing worse than being in love with one who isn't if i've hurt her i'll admit i'll apologize for it even if what sh
S i did, i didn't. i give her the bulk of my weekly pay she takes it without even thanking me one bit and i've worked hard for it so a thank you wouldn't hurt yet i love her with all of my heart
What it's worth. i don't ask for very much i'm not one to make a fuss in fact the less said is for me so much the better maybe i should be more strong tell her straight look.' what's going on bu
I do that, she might leave me
Altogether. oh, i've been high up and i've been low but lately the latter is so far out ahead i wish i were dead she treats me like i was dirt yet i love her with all my heart for what it's wor
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I'm since i've known you we've always been together and in that time the love we shared we vowed would last forever yet marriage is a subject you approve providing it has nothing whatsoever to d
H you and much as i respect that view have to state my case though i'm far from being over-the-hill it occurs to me with each passing day that i'm not getting any younger god knows it wasn't my
The years that used to take an eternity to make are now passing at what seems like one a week. if only we'd have met when i was your age wouldn't have this awful fear i get when i leave your pla
U don't know how upsetting it can be to hear you talk of future plans none of which seem to include me blue jeans and high heel boots are great course i still wear mine quite a bit but it's now
Apparent than ever before despite keeping myself fairly fit that i'm not getting any younger even those grey hairs are now starting to appear and there are lines under my eyes that never used to
His size even though it could
Be due to lack of sleep 3omething tells me that it's more to do with passing years. at times i think perhaps it would be better if rather than go on this way posted you a letter explaining in g
Detail why i feel the way things are between us suits you much more than it suits me you have you whole life ahead of you well damn it i also have mine and unless i am by nature a freak there's
Staking those deadly signs and i'm not getting any younger look closely now and you will see the rebel in his teens who thought all adults were obscene is now somewhat disenchanted with the news
Kids today have got no respect for his views and i'm not getting any younger gone are those days when school reports were all i feared now for the first time in my life i'm seeing something i d
Like and am powerless to prevent from happening one day you'll find out for yourself just what i mean.