Greatest Hits - Mam

Ooh baby your love is so bad
You baby you're driving me mad
Ooh baby your kiss is so sweet
You baby knock me off my feet
Ooh baby i wish you were mine
Ooh baby we'd have a good time
Ooh what can i do

Ooh baby whatever you've got
You baby you're making me hot
Ooh baby my temperature is high
Ooh baby a hundred and five
Ooh baby i think that you'll find
Ooh baby i'm out of my mind
Ooh what can i do

I wish that there was some way
I could have you to myself
Wish i didn't have to share you
With anyone else (share you)
With anyone else (share you)

Ooh baby wherever you are
You baby will you be my star
Ooh baby i'm begging you please
Ooh baby down on my knees
Ooh baby why don't you say yes
Ooh baby i'll give you my best
Ooh what can i do

I wish that there was some way
I could have you to myself
Wish i didn't have to share you
With anyone else (share you)
With anyone else (share you)

Ooh baby your love is so bad
You baby you're driving me mad
Ooh baby your kiss is so sweet
You baby knock me off my feet
Ooh baby i wish you were mine
Ooh baby we'd have a good time
Ooh--what can i do

I've no wish to hurry you luv
But have you seen the time
It's quarter to ten and we're supposed to be there
At nine
I don't think the registrar
Will be very pleased
When we show up an hour late
Like two frozen peas
Both now facing for the first time
Presently and past
Something that begins with m
And ends in alas
More than not complete disaster
Even form the start
What could it be...
It's matrimony

I know how you've dreamt about
Being walked down the aisle
But think of the money we'll save
And you'll see it's worthwhile
It won't please our mums and dads
But they don't even know,
Besides if they did what's the betting
They wouldn't even go
You and me are all that matters
Disregard the rest
Trust your soon to be old man
He knows what is best
Very shortly now there's going to be
An answer from you
Then one from me
That's matrimony

I'm truly grateful for the little things in life
That have made me so glad
Every other hour that i spend with you
Is not in the least bit sad
Quite the opposite in fact
And if you don't believe me
Here's the proof
Ask me if i and i'll say "aye, i do"

You and me are all that matters
Disregard the rest
Trust your soon to be old man
He knows what is best
Very shortly now there's going to be
An answer from you
Then one from me
That's matrimony

Marriage-the joining together of the two people
For better or for worse till death them do part
Ole!

Clair, the moment i met you i swear
I felt as if something somewhere
Had happened to me
Which i couldn't see

And then
The moment i met you again
I knew in my heart we were friends
It had to be so
It couldn't be no

But try as hard as i might do i don't know why
You get to me in a way i can't describe
Words mean so little when you look up and smile
I don't care what people say,
To me you're more than a child
Oh! clair, clair

Clair, if ever a moment so rare
Was captured for all to compare
That moment is you
It's all that you do

But why in spite of our age difference do i cry
Each time i leave you i feel i could die
Nothing means more to me than hearing you say
I'm going to marry you
Will you marry me uncle ray?
Oh! clair, clair

Clair, i've told you before
Don't you dare
Get back into bed
Can't you see that it's late
No you can't have a drink
Oh! all right then but wait just a bit
While i, in an effort to baby sit,
Catch of my breath what there is left of it.
You can be murder at this hour of the day
But in the morning this hour
Will seem a lifetime away
Oh! clair, clair

It's over now
You've had your fun
Get up them stairs go on quickly don't run
Take off your shoes the both of you's leave them down outside the door
Turn the landing light off,
No wait, leave it on it
It might make the night
That easier to be gone
And in the morning who'll be wide awake
And eating snow flakes as
Opposed to those flakes
(we will) we will (we will) we will

That afternoon we spend the day
With uncle frank (remember?) and his wife auntie mae
Well do you know
Since then i've recieved
Up to four letters all of which repeat the same
They say thrilled to bits
Can't believe you came
We relived it both
Over time and time again
And if there's
Even a chance or even half
You might be our way
Would you promise to stay
(we will) we will (we will) we will
Yeah..yeah..yeah

Oh its no easy pretending
That you cannot hear
Once you've suffered the reflections within
It's no use in an ending
To proclaim from the start that the
Moral of the stories to begin.

On sunday next if the weather holds
We'll have that game
But i bagsy-being-in-goal
Not because i'm good
Or because i think i should
It's just that well at
My age i think standing still
Would really suit me best
Do we all agree?
Hands up those who do
Hands up those who don't
I see well in that case
Will we please be kind enough
If not on sunday
To go to mass on monday
(we will) we will (we will ) we will yeah yeah (we will)

In a little while from now
If i

One minute you say you will
And the next you won't
One minute you want me
And the next you don't
You're turning me upside down
Giving me the run around
Don't think that i don't know
I do
Don't think that i won't go
You watch me
It isn't out of the question

One minute you're kissing me
And the next you're not
One minute you remember
And the next you've forgot
I don't like it one little bit
You're giving me the slip
Don't think that i don't know i do
Don't think that i won't go
If you want me
It's really out of the question

Between us we could have conquered everest
Sailed empty handed around the world
But no you couldn't wait
You had to go make the fatal mistake
Of leading me on
You silly girl, that was wrong-

Don't think that i don't know
I do
Don't think that i won't go
You watch me
It isn't out of the question

One minute you're full of life
And the next you're sad
One minute you're marvelous
And the next you're bad
I don't like it one little bit
You keep giving me the slip
Don't think that i don't know
I do
Don't think that i won't go
If you want me
It's really out of the question

I'm doing my best and i don't know why
I'm giving her a call and there's no reply
She's getting me down till i can't get up
She's giving me hell and if that's not enough
She's breaking my heart nearly every day
Not only in pieces but every way
I'm sorry of course but the fault is hers

I'm doing my best and i don't know why...