1. _ Today
Today I saw him he looked away as if I was onto him
His eyes were on it drove away with guilt on his shoulders
Today I saw her she looked at me as if it was over
Her eyes so modest walked away like I didn't know her
And it's never too late to walk on home
And it's never too late to walk on
This time he got away tomorrow there's another day coming
Today before him watched this world fall without notice
And it's never too late to walk on home
And it's never too late to call on
Today just like any other day
If I get by today
Today feels like every other day
I will get by today
And it's never too late to call on home
And it's never too late to walk on home
And it's never too late to call on home
And it's never too late to walk on
Today just like any other day
I will get by today
Today just like any other day
I will get by today
Today just like every other day
I will get by today
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2. _ A Freak
We woke up one Sunday morning
Bought a thousand dollar van
Picked the boys up on the west side
Now I don't know where I am
But tonight would have gone way smoother had we had more beer
Buggered off to find a grocery store
Get a 40 and some gum
Feeling lonely got a girly mag
A little gloss to keep me warm
But tonight would have gone way smoother had we had more beer
Now Marky's lost
Poor Tim is trapped in conversation
And Fil was saved
By all our constant aggravation
Hey there pea soup did you see that show?
Hey there pepsi did you see?
We'll make sure to come this way again
We'll make sure you get in free
But tonight would have gone way smoother had we had more beer
I saw Gullage at the show last night
She said we played her favourite song
Some fat kid told me we saved his life
What the hell is going on
But tonight would have gone way smoother had we had more beer
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3. _ Whoa Man
He knows a tale and every sort of detail about the kid that was born on nobodies list.
To a dad named bob and a mom named clod and a dog that was constantly pissed.
Whoa man
That seems just like yesterday when the place was like toilet
and everybody using it and the cops couldn
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4. _ Fatso
Thought that I was nothing more than one of your pawns
While you stormed your ladder rung by rung
Though your conscience bled about everything you said
I sincerely hope you had a little fun
And I bet it felt swell to damn me to hell
While the rest of us lost our cool
Yet still I live despite what you did
Because I know that I am uglier than you
Fight the power, fight the future, fight the CDA
Fight your conscience, fight your jesus, lose me on your way
Something came around the corner
Something went a little wrong
Call me fag, have some class
Come on fatso kick my ass
Break for a lunch of model glue punch
And a thermos of your mother's Pam
You made it quite clear you didn't want me near
And I faked it like I didn't give a damn
And Sonia Bianchi never lost touch
With the way you never lost your cool
And although you're a prick and make people sick
I guess this world doesn't need another fool
Now in the end I'm forced to contend
That my personal war is through
Now I'm dumped and your ego's pumped
Cause somebody wrote a song about you
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5. _ Patricia
What a day what a cold and unforgiving grey
Won
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6. _ Praise the Day
Lost my cool at a brand new school
Where the kids all smelt kind of strange
And I threw my chair when I caught the teacher's glare
As she called me little Mary-Jane
All the ribbing that I god-damn took
From the kids left my ego in a whirl
And the kids would say while I sat and watched them play
Hey there kid are you a boy are a girl
Praise the day I'm old and grey
And don't look much like a girl
And the kids all come and dance in the streets
Proclaiming me the king of the world
Figured it'd be fine when I hit grade nine
And I'd grow a big beard really soon
Till the first day of gym when I met father tim
And he sent me to the girl's change room
Illustrate my weekly pass come across as feeling crass
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Search my archive for a joke a thousand drives and beers and hopes
Look out god I'm gonna die
My black candle won't stop smoking even though I blew it out
My stigmata are signs of disease
Reputation as the finest burnt your bridges to be sane
Look out god I'm gonna die
Now in the end I will surely transcend
All the things I was never meant to be
So with some skill and a little good will
Out on ladies night I'll get in bars for free
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7. _ Butterball
Can i take you to the movies?
They will make you fat and ugly,
So no other boy will look your way
And you'll be mine all mine every single day
My little butterball wouldn't go anywhere, Without her man
Take her to the beach and she's ignored
And if she weren't so god damned pretty,
She'd be mine
Can i fuck you on the red eye?
Travelling hours with your best guy
I'm make all the passengers die
So no other boy will look your way
And you'll be mine all mine every single day
If i wasn't quite so boring in bed
If i made more money at my job
If I played in a cooler band than him
And if she weren't so god damned pretty, She'd be mine
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8. _ Go and Die
Tell me all about how things will never go too far
Situation normal you're still living in the dark
You don't seem to care that I don't have that much to say
Gives you more time to blather on about your boring fucking day
Oh my I don't know why I really hope you go and die
So I can live here without you, and keep July
I wonder what you're telling her when I am miles away
Maybe that I'm screwing someone or I am turning gay
If you said something honest it would have to be a fluke
As all the rest of your bullshit dribbles out of you like puke
Anyone that falls for you is one less pain for me
Cause that just means they're way too stupid to see you like I see
You treat your friends like crap but still you think my words are crass
If you open your mouth again I'll kick your fucking ass
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9. _ Lose the Shades
Ten Minutes on a quarter pipe
with nothing there but blood and me
Air skater if you call me a loser
i'm afraid i will agree
Air skater if you lose the shades
then maybe god will let you be
Air skater he can jump a house
but he would never talk to me
Hard core behind a wall of dreads
the swooning women wish him luck
Air skater he won't teach them much
but he will show them how to fuck
Now i hope that you'll tell me what i ought to say,
So that i'll be half as cool one day,
And i'll get down on my knees and pray,
That you won't have to see the world my way
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10. _ Ready to Roll
I got a 20 sider on call
dressed up and ready to roll
Get up and choose alignment
dressed up and ready to roll
Midnight, torchlight down in the haunted cave.
Get some platinum the D.M. will turn the page.
Check out my thief he's got the black shield
dressed up and ready to roll
Fan out to scope that fortress
dressed up and ready to roll
Lawful, evil a moral catastrophe
Half-orc, full-dork; the myth and reality
We may not know any girls
But we got graph paper guiding our way
We got confusion, delusion
And all of Friday night to kill.
Pick up the phone the pizza's still late dressed up and ready to roll
We'll try to hide from Cyclops dressed up and ready to roll
That was by far the best time that we ever had.
That was by far the best time that we ever had.
Get to the tavern have a few beers
dressed up and ready to roll
Pick up and Elvin bar whore
dressed up and ready to roll
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11. _ I'll Only Make You Cry
Something's got me worried but I don't care
She's got every worry I could need.
Something's got me troubled but I don't care
Trouble's spread as far as I can see
She said "You're kind of cute kid what are you trying to say to me?"
I couldn't deny, that in the end I'll only make you cry.
I've got eagle eyes and yet I don't care.
Her eyes are the only ones I see.
She's got quite the schedule but I don't care
I'll just have to set my schedule free
She said "Hey kid that's enough cause now you're starting to bother me."
I couldn't deny, that in the end I'll only make you cry
In the end I'll only make you cry
She's always got the right time, I've only got the lonely time [x3]
She's always got the right time, she's always got the right time
Her friends want to kill me but I don't care
They don't understand her like I do
Cops are asking questions but I don't care
Doing time will prove my love is true.
She said "Hey you psycho get the fucking hell away from me!"
I couldn't deny that in the end I'll only make you cry
In the end I'll only make you cry
In the end I'll only make you cry
In the end I'll only make you cry
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12. _ Looking Away
My system crashed like a princess on the run
All work was lost and the O.S. was done
What did I do to have faulty parts bestowed?
Maybe the gods don't know binary code.
I was looking away
I was looking away
I was looking away
Now it's telling me "Press the any key. Out of memory."
Look up the maker and give the line a call
They'll claim the error is quite logical
My tasks were simple, I had a good technique
Now with computers they take me all week.
All my friends have gone outside
They all came past to say goodbye
I'm a slave to my machine
And it commands me through the screen
Radiation burns my skin
And my bones.
They're all in league it's an information drain
They're out to get me and drive us all insane
Insight me on to a hardware killing spree
CPU murder in the first degree
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