In Your Face

You go out to the bar after you get paid
You see the little surfer girl with eyes of jade
Then you see a foxy lady standin' by her side
Pick up the blond to have some fun you do decide

You go out to the parking lot - you find your keys
You get in your auto and you aim to please
But the lover of your choosin' is a chilly shade
A trick, a tick, a silly duck
But, you have made...

A selection
A sel-e-e-e-e-ction
A selection
A sel-e-e-e-e-ction

You get on the commercial for the t.v. tube
Bob barker asks you which vehicle you would choose
You want the cadillac or bmw
And you say o-o-o-o-o-o-okay !!

You go out on a date with your fianc

You all feel large - down there
You all feel large but you're looking small down there
You all feel large but you're looking small down there

It's hot so take your clothes off
And get in your drawers

Put your hammer to the walls - let's knock it !!
Put your hammer to the walls - let's knock it !!
Put your hammer to the walls - let's knock it !!
Put your hammer to the walls - let's knock it !!
Put your hammer to the walls - let's knock it !!
Put your hammer to the walls - let's knock it !!

For all you fellas that's knockin' your dong
Don't let the girls go knockin' ya wrong
For all you fellas that's slappin' your prong
Don't let the girls go slappin' ya wrong

Put your hammer to the walls - let's knock it !!
Put your hammer to the walls - let's knock it !!
Put your hammer to the walls - let's knock it !!

Hammer to the walls
Hammer to the walls
Hammer to the walls - let's knock it !!!

For all you fellas just stretching it long
Don't let the girls go knockin' ya wrong
For all you fellas just kinging your kong
Don't let the girls go knockin' ya wrong

Because it's hot !!

Put your hammer to the walls baby
And knock your gong

It's a little of that old doodleleedo
A little of that old doodleleedoo
A little of that old doodleleedoo
Skaditditditditskidaleedotndeedot

It's not the liars that can set you free
It's not the riches that you can't foresee
No, it's not the monkey or the lsd
It's not the powers that be

It's always in the air
It's always in the air
And it always will be there
It's always in the air

It's not decisions made in city halls
It's not amusement parks or shopping malls
No, it's not the preachers when the tower falls
It's not manipulated laws
It's always in the air
It's always in the air
And it always will be there
It's always in the air

It's in the answer no one ever knows...
It's in the orphan children no one chose...

It's always in the air
It's always in the air
And it always will be there
It's always in the air

Those lights could be shinin' bright for us and the rest of the boys
We'll own the root of all evil if we don't make any noise

If you're good like all the rest
Kingpin shows you all the best

Simon says the kingpin
Simon says the kingpin
Yippidy yippidy
Simon says the kingpin

Keep your eyes, your mind and your mouth open wide
You'll be singing the blues because of them
While the anger builds up inside
Shinin' your shoes so i can be on top
But i just wanna flip you off
Cuz if you let me show expression
You'll be makin' a confession

Foindidihoindidifoindidihoindidihoindidi

You can reap the riches and be on your rockin' way
But if you wanna show what's in your heart
The big shot will put you in your grave
But if you wanna be good like all the rest
Kingpin shows you all the best

Simon says the kingpin
Simon says the kingpin
Yippidy yippidy
Simon says the kingpin

There is no mystery
For what i try to be
...a reason for the things i do
I try to tell you what
Is really false or real but -
You act as if you have no clue

You act this way when problems arise
You act this way when problems arise

You close your eyes and hide
Behind a storybook
When i have something new to tell
If you could put aside
Your stubborn foolish pride
You'd find an exit from this spell

You act this way when problems arise
You act this way when problems arise

What you are - i don't know what
What you are - pain in the butt
What you are - no one seems to care
Why do you always do that ?
Why do you always do that ?
Why do you always do that ?
Why do you always do that !?!

You act this way when problems arise
You act this way when problems arise

Well i wish i had a date
So i wear my suit and tie
Well i wish i had a date
With a pretty girl in mind
Well i'll take her out to dinner
And i'll treat her real good
I'll spend all my money on expensive food
Show her off to all the rest of my friends
I'm not good lookin' but at least she's a 10
I won't pay attention while my buddies scam
I'll be in love with a bitchin' bim
You know i am but at least she'll pretend

Well i wish i had a pretty face
And a body for brawls and fights
Well if i didn't have a chicken face
I could mack 'em down the chicks at night
Well we'll go out at night and she'll ignore me
Just a little but not a lot
And she'll go flirt with the tough guys
And they'll fool around with her twat
And for the moment that i have my back turned
She's making out in the parking lot

Well i wish i had a date
With a lot of trust and devotion
Well i wish i didn't have a chump
Who liked to spread her legs like the ocean
But if you know i had a date
And she wouldn't play on me
Cowwa-cowwa bunga
Yeah man, real peachy

Well i wish i had a date
Well i wish i had a date
Well i wish i had a date
Well i wish i had a date