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[mr. mackey] (eric cartman)
And everyone should get along..
Okay children quiet down, quiet down
Children i'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
His name is mr. shady
Children quiet down please
Brian don't throw that (shut up!)
Mr. shady will be your new substitute
While mr. kaniff is out with pneumonia (he's got aids!)
Good luck mr. shady

[eminem]
Hi there little boys and girls (fuck you!)
Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
But first, i'd like you to meet my friend bob (huh?)
Say hi bob! ("hi bob") bob's 30 and still lives with his mom
And he don't got a job, cause bob sits at home and smokes pot
But his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot
And bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
And wait in the parkin lot for waitresses off the clock
When it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks (ahh!)
And even if they escaped and they got the cops
The ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
'til one night mrs. stacey went off the job
When she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
But stacey knew it was bob and said knock it off
But bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than slim shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even take him to dre's to get bob a "dr."(gasps)
He grabbed stace' by the legs as chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
But ever since the day stacey went off to wander
They never found her, and bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And that's the story of bob and his marijuana,
And what it might do to you
So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you

Chorus: mr. mackey (eminem)

See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
And if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
And if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?

[eminem]
My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
Fuck no you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (huh?)
Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world
If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
And spinal fluid is final, you won't get it back
So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back
Meet zach, twenty-one years old
After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
And decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guys
And peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
And his eyes roll back in his skull {*blblblblblb*}
His back starts tah - look like the mcdonald's arches
He's on donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin {*bleh*}
And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
"hey adam, zach is a jackass, look at him!"
Cause they took it too, so they think it's funny
So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
Meanwhile, zach's in a coma, the action is over
And his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga
And that's the story of zach, the ecstasy maniac
So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you

Chorus: mr. mackey (eminem)

See children, drugs are bahhhd (that's right)
And if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (that's right)
And if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (you can)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So kids say no to drugs (smoke crack)
So you don't act like everyone else does (that's right)
And there's really nothin else to say (but umm)
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?

[eminem]
And last but not least, one of the most humungous
Problems among young people today, is fungus
It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
Bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
Yum yum! then you start to see some dumb stuff
And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em..
And sometimes you see things that aren't there (like what?)
Like fat woman in g-strings with orange hair
(mr. shady what's a g-string?) it's yarn claire
Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (huh?)
And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did i say magic mushrooms? i meant fungus
Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue (how come?)
Cause it comes from a cow's dung (gross!!)
See drugs are bad, it's a common fact
But your mom and dad, know that's all that i'm good at (oh!)
But don't be me, cause if you grow up and you go and o.d.
They're gonna come for me and i'ma have to grow a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my fault
So don't do drugs, and do exactly as i don't,
Cause i'm bad for you

Chorus: mr. mackey (eminem)

See children, drugs are bahhhd (uh-huh)
And if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (put that down)
And if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (you can ask)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (and she will)
So kids say no to drugs (say no)
So you don't act like everyone else does (like i do)
And there's really nothin else to say (that's right)
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?

[mr. mackey] (eric cartman)
Come on children, clap along (shut up!)
Sing along children (suck my motherfuckin dick!)
Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (south park is gonna sue me!)
So don't do drugs (suck my motherfuckin penis!)
So there'll be more for me (hippie! god damnit!)
(mushrooms killed kenny! *fart* ewww, ahhh!)
(so, fucked up, right now..)

Artist: bad meets evil (eminem and royce the 5-9)
[royce] what? uhh..
[em] the bad..
[royce] yeah..
[em] the evil..
[royce] right, yo
[em] put em together

Chorus: royce the 5-9, eminem

[royce] yo if it wasn't for your whip, i'd have nothin to strip
[em] if it wasn't for a wrist, i'd have nothin to slit
If it wasn't for the shrooms, i'd have nothin to chew
[royce] yo..
[both] i'm just fuckin with you, cause i got nothin to do

[eminem]
I am bored!!!!!
I came in the diner with skateboarders, and placed orders
Ate hors d'oeuvres, and hit the waiter with plate warmers *crash sound*
Let you inhale the glock smell, while i'm rippin your wallet off
And slippin a molotov in your cocktail (take that)
Burnin your contracts, punch your a&r in the face *punch sound*
Smash his glasses and turn em to contacts
I'm on some shook shit, if it's missin i took it (whoops!)
Nurse look at this straightjacket, it's crooked!
I go to jail and murder you from a cell
Put a knife in an envelope and have you stabbed in the mail (fedex)
So how do you describe someone, with a decapitated head
When the rest of his body's still alive runnin?

[royce]
Comin with five gunmen, waitin to do a drive-by
So when you see the black 500 (what?) hide from it
For every hundred mc's rhymin about birds
Only about two-thirds'd really set it without words
Yo you ain't a thug, i can make you bitch up
Pick the fifth up, cock, spit, you would swear it's rainin slugs (what?)
I'm the hottest shit in the industry (uh)
I got every thug on the block that get a wind of me defendin me
You lack class and respect, get a direct backblast
The bad and evil mad rap, i cover the bad half
You know how a thug in this shit'll end up
Spit a round, lift your chin up, you get hit, ten down and ten up (what?)
I take it if you run your mouth, then you wanna get sent up
Heat it up, you be leakin blood and spittin phlegm up
Now we rivals, cause of a small name or title
You stepped, got devoured and left with a flower and bible

Chorus: 2x

[eminem]
*yawns* forget a chorus -- my metaphors are so complicated
It takes six minutes to get applause (yay)
And by the time you all catch on, i'ma end your career
And walk away with the whole floor so you have nothin to fall back on!
I'll throw you off of ten floors .. *ahhhhhhh*
Pull a fuckin headache outta my head, and put it in yours (take this)
I'm indoors, waitin for this acid to seep in my skin pores
To go outdoors and do some in-stores
This bitch wanted to blow me, i said, "it oughta happen.
You swallow cum bitch?" "no, but i brought a napkin"
Gettin skullie while i'm autographin
Got my daughter laughin cause i sent her mother whitewater raftin
I'm not a fact, i'ma proven fear
Mr. rogers blocked up my u-haul screamin,
"wait, wait, wait.. you ain't movin here!"
Lorena bobbitt, c'mere, want a souveneir?
I've been high as fuck, since i was a juvi-neer
Juvenile? same difference -- i need some 'caine
Cause i ain't sniffed since i woke up the seven slain infants
(oh my god!) brain implants and they say there's a slim chance
I won't stay the same cause i traded brains with a chimpanz'

[royce]
Walkin in swamp water with an m-16, out for the blood
Shove a gun in the mouth of a thug
To break braces, you say grace and make faces
I'll display hate and break you in eight places (what?)
Take paces, turn around draw in a standoff
Precise aim, icin my fame, blowin your hand off
Dancin with the devil leadin - i won't die, i'm never leavin (what?)
I pledge allegiance to forever breathin
Street niggaz with nuts, what? my meat's bigger (what?)
Fake-ass thugs with toy guns and cheap triggers
With a deathwish, thinkin i'm the nigga to mess with
Let the tech lift, direct chest hit, melt your necklace
For instance, you just a henchmen, on tough soil (what?)
A follower never had heart, he just loyal
Thugs is glass doors, i see through em, put the heat to em
Be careful you might get what you ask for

Chorus 2x

[em] the bad.. the evil..
The bad.. the evil..

<old hip hop musical beat tune plays in the background, just like a radio
Station>

Proof (from d12):
Yeah soul it tick, checking it number 1 baby this week,
You know what i'm sayin'?
This is m.c. proof

Hare:
And d.j. hare.

Proof (from d12):
Checkin' in on w.e.g.o.
You know what i'm sayin'?
Ay yo we got the number 1 requested song, of the day coming up next.
It's a local thing wants retilin'
It goes by the name of eminem
And it's called "it's ok"

Chorus: repeat 2x

Hi! my name is.. (what?) my name is.. (who?)
My name is.. <scratches> slim shady
Hi! my name is.. (huh?) my name is.. (what?)
My name is.. <scratches> slim shady

Ahem.. excuse me!
Can i have the attention of the class
For one second?

[eminem]
Hi kids! do you like primus? (yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? (uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like i did?
Try {'cid} and get messed up worse that my life is?
My brain's dead weight, i'm tryin to get my head straight
But i can't figure out which spice girl i want to {impregnate}
And dr. dre said, "slim shady you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "so why's your face red? man you wasted!"
Well since age twelve, i've felt like a caged elf
Who stayed to himself, in one space, chasin his tail (blalblalblabla)
Got ticked off and ripped pamela lee's lips off
Kissed em and said, "i ain't know silicone was 'sposed to be this soft"
I'm bout to pass out and crash, and fall in the grass
Faster than a fat man who sat down too fast
C'mere lady! (shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
I don't give a damn, dre sent me to tick the world off!

Chorus

[eminem]
My english teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high (damn!)
Thanks a lot.. next semester, i'll be thirty-five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
And told him to change the grade on the paper (now!)
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Served the bartender, then walked out with a tip cup
Extraterrestrial, runnin over pedestrians
In a spaceship while they're screamin at me: "let's just be friends!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life i was lied to
I just found out my mom does more {dope} than i do
I told her i'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin {drugs} and name it after her (here mom!)
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
And try to touch your hands like some screamin usher fans (aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at white castle asked for my autograph (dude, can i get your autograph?)
So i signed it: 'dear dave, thanks for the support, {asshole!}'

Chorus

[eminem]
Stop the tape! this kid needs to be locked away! (get him!)
Dr. dre, don't just stand there, operate!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
Am i comin or goin? i can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of kool-aid -- dare me to drive? (go ahead)
All my life i was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
Clothes ripped like the incredible hulk (hachhh-too)
I spit when i talk, i'll {fuck} anything that walks (c'mere)
When i was little i used to get so hungry i would throw fits
How you gonna breast feed me mom? (wah!) you ain't got no {tits!} (wah!)
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulleproof vest on and tap myself in the head (bang!)
I'm steamin mad (arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see my dad? (yeah?)
Ask him if he bought a porno mag and seen my ad

Chorus

Oh yeah, this is eminem baby, back up in that motherfucking ass
One time for your mother fucking mind, we represent the 313
You know what i'm saying?, cause they don't know shit about this
For the 9-6

Verse 1:
Ayo, my pen and paper cause a chain reaction
To get your brain relaxin, cause they be actin maniac in action
A brainiac in fact son, you mainly lack attraction
You looking zany whack with just a fraction of my tracks spun
My rhyming skills got you climbing hills
I travel through your mind until you spine like siren drills
I'm sliming grills of roaches, with sprayed on disinfectants
With some ex rappers till their spinal column disconnects
We disinfect then check the monologue, turn your system up
Twist them up, and indulge in the marijuana smoke
This is the season for noise pollution contamination
Examination of more cartoons than animation
My lamination of narration
Hit's a snare and bass of track fucked up rapper interrogation
When i declare invasion, there ain't no time to be stare and gazing
I turn the stage into a barren wasteland...
I'm infinite

Chorus:
You heard of hell well i was sent from it
I went to it's surface and sentenced for murdering instruments
Now i'm trying to repent from it
But when i hear the beat i'm tempted to make another attempt at it...
I'm infinite

Verse 2:
Bust it, i let the beat commence so i can beat the sense of your elite defense
I got to meet the fence fruit was stompin at your feet to rinse
I greet intensive ladies, i spoil all your fans
I foil plans and leave fluids leaking like oil bands
My coil hands around this microphone lethal
One thought in my cerebral is deeper then a jeep full of people
Mc's are feeble, i came to cause some pandemonium
Battle a band of phony mc's and stand the only one
Imitator, intimidator, stimulator, simulator of data, eliminator
There's never been a greater since the burial of jesus
Fuck around and catch all of the venereal diseases
My thesis will smash a stereo to pieces
My accapella releases plastic masterpieces through telekinesis
And eases you mentally, gently, sentimentally, instrumentally
With entity, dementedly meant to be infinite

Chorus:
You heard of hell well i was sent from it
I went to it's surface and sentenced for murdering instruments
Now i'm trying to repent from it
But when i hear the beat i'm tempted to make another attempt at it...
I'm infinite

Verse 3:
Man i got evidence i'm never dense and i been clever ever since
My residence was hesitant to do some shit that represents the m-o
So i'm assuming all responsibility
Cause there's a monster will in me that always wants to kill mc's
Mic messaler, slamming like a wrestler
Here to make a mess of a lyric smuggling embezzler
No one is speacialer, my skill is intergalactical
I get cynical at a fool then i send a crew back to school
I never packed a tool or acted cool, it wasn't practical
I'd rather led a tactful, tractical, track for your fancy
In fact i can't see, or can't imagine
A man who ain't a lover of beats or a fan of scratching
This is for my family, the kid who had a cameo on my last jam
Plus the man who never had a plan b
Be all you can be, cause once you make an instant hit
I'm tense to be tempted when i see the sins my friends commit...
I'm infinite

Chorus:
You heard of hell well i was sent from it
I went to it's surface and sentenced for murdering instruments
Now i'm trying to repent from it
But when i hear the beat i'm tempted to make another attempt at it...
I'm infinite
You heard of hell well i was sent from it
I went to it's surface and sentenced for murdering instruments
Now i'm trying to repent from it
But when i hear the beat i'm tempted to make another attempt at it...
I'm infinite

Artist: eminem f/ eye-kyueye-kyu: now what you know about a sweet mc, from the 313
None of these skills you bout to see come free
So you wanna be a sweet mc, you gotta become me
If you ever wanna be one see

Eminem: man what you know about a sweet mc, in the 313
None of these skills you bout to see come free
So you wanna be a sweet mc, you better become me
If you ever wanna be one see

Verse 1: eye-kyu
Yo some people say i'm whack, now if that's right
I'm the freshest whack mc that you ever heard, in your lifetime
My slick accapella sounds clever with the beats
Boy i'm the deepest thing since potholes to ever hit the streets
Forgot a gold digger's succubus , my souls thick with ruggedness
With the mic i'm like a dyke, can't no nigga fuck with this
I got more different strokes than philip drummound
On open mic i bone your women just to keep my lyrics coming (bitch)
We elevated to new heights premeditated
Let it be that i stated they hate it now that they see that i made it
The escalated can be put to the test of greatness
Snatch the heart from mc's and i ate it
So i take it that's the reason i'm hated
To represent my temperment
If rap was a dick all you so called hard mc's would not be impitant
But pimping it, and acting like you could rock a show (so)
Harder than ll's rock the bells, but you is a ho (now)
Everything that you collaborate i lacerate
My rhymes they keep coming like nympho maniacs that masturbate
At a faster rate, yeah i got something for your ass to hate
I blasterate, and have you all running master gates
And as for face clutching and touching the flows
I got them open like marijuana smoke up in your nose
Bucking these hoes, i got that shit down to a science
Leaving them hot and bothered, turned on like an appliance
Defiance, no we won't have that
You want your shit to blow up?
Well i'ma stuff some dynamite in your ass crack
And blast that shit to kingdom come
Then bring them some of this real hip-hop
I drop beats and you ain't singing or gonna do a thing about
And you all knew from meeko
That you couldn't hold your own with the strength of lou forigno
So stop that bullshit and flow
Yo, you need to come with the real skills, and act like you know

Chorus: eminem
So what you know about a sweet mc, in the 313
None of these skills you bout to see come free
So you wanna be a sweet mc, you better become me
If you ever wanna be one see

Eye-kyu: now what you know about a sweet mc, from the 313
None of these skills you bout to see come free
So you wanna be the sweet mc, you gotta become me
If you ever wanna be one see

Verse 2: eminem
So what, you know about a sweet mc, in the 313
You don't know shit so when you see one flee
You can be run-d, you'll never beat the mc
I'll stop the alphabet at s and got it down to a t
I'm sure your bound to agree, a sweet mc crashes the spot
I'll make the roof hot like i was rock master scott
Your ass forgot, so just in case you don't remember me
I'll run your brain around the block to jog your fucking memory
It's either them or me man, kill or be killed
You will and be sealed your casket closed you still gonna be billed
My facilities filled with fans, packed to capacity
I'll send a rapper back with the crack of his ass shitty
If he's acting soft and he cowers
He better come cleaner then jay rue jacking off when he showers
You flowers got no clout with a thing
You could date a stick of dynamite and wouldn't go out with a bang
I showered the slang, simple as a,b,c's
Skip over the d's and rock the microphone with e's
Dethrone mc's and i'ma max alone
Relax your dome like a solo from a saxophone
So facts are known, writers get treated with shocks
I rock a beat harder then you could beat it with rocks
I'm greeted with flocks, of fellow follower's singers
You couldn't make the fans throw up their hands if they swallowed their
Fingers
But you can bring yours let's see what you got
But don't front and never try to be what you're not
Cause you can be quick, jump the candlestick, burn your back
And fuck jill on a hill, but you still ain't jack

Chorus: eye-kyu
So what you know about a sweet mc, from the 313
None of these skills you just seen come free
So you wanna be a sweet mc, you'll never become me
So you ain't ever gonna be one see
Eminem: so what you know about a sweet mc, in the 313
None of these skills that you just seen come free
So you wanna be a sweet mc, you'll never become me
So you ain't ever gonna be one see

I'm the illest rapper to hold a cordless
Patrolling corners
Looking for hookers to punch in the mouth with a roll of quarters
I'm meaner in action
Than rosco beating james tarteenyer (?)
And smackin his back with vacuum cleaner attachments
I grew up in the wild hood
As a hazardous youth
With a fucked up childhood
That i used as an excuse
And aint shit changed
But kept the same mindstate
Since the third time that i failed 9th grade
You probably think that i'm a negative person don't be so sure of it
I don't promote violence i just encourage it
I laugh at the sight of death
As i fall down a cement flight of steps
And land inside a bed of spider webs
So throw caution to the wind
You and a friend
Can jump off of a bridge and if you live, do it again
Shit, why not? blow your brain out
I'm blowing mine out
Fuck it, you only live once you might as well die now

It's only fair to warn
I was born with a set of horns
And metaphors attached to my damn ambulical cord
Warlord of rap little bastard with a two by four board
That smashed into your honda accord
With a 4 door ford
But a more toward (?) droppin in accapella
To chopp a fella
To mozarella
Worse than a hellacopta propella
Got you locked in the cella
With your skeleton showing
Developing anorexia
While i'm standin next to ya
Eating a full course meal watching you starve to death
With an iv in your veins
Feeding you liquid darvicet
Pumping you full of drugs
Pull the plugs
On the gunshot victims full of bullet slugs
Who were picked up in an ambulance
And driven
To receiving with the asses ripped outta they pants
And given
A less than 20 percent chance
Of living
Have a possible placement
It's a hospital patient
Storing the dead bodies in grandma's little basement
Doctor kevorkian has arrived
To perform an autopsy on you while you scream "i'm still alive!"
Driving a rusty scalpel in through the top of your scalp
And pulling your adams apple out through your mouth
Better call the fire department
I've hired a arson
To set fire to carpet
And burn up your entire apartment
I'm a liar to start shit (?)
Got your bitch wrapped around my dick
So tight you need a crobar to pry her apart wit

Met a retarded kid named greg with a wooden leg
Snatched it off and beat him over the fucking head with the peg
Go to bed with the keg wake up with the 40
Mixed up with alka seltzer and formula 44d
Fuck an acid tab i'll strap the whole sheet to my forehead
Wait until it absorbed in and fell to the floor dead
No more said case closed end of discussion
I'm blowin up like spontaneous human combustion
Leaving you in the aftermath of holocaust and traumas
Cross the bombas (?)
We blowin up your house killing your parents
And coming back to get your foster mommas
And i'm as good at keeping a promise as nostradamus
Cause i aint making no more threats
I'm doing drivebys in tinted corvettes on vietnam war vets
I'm more or less sick in the head
Maybe more cause i smoked crack (?)
Today, yesterday, and the day before Sabitor
Walk the block with a labrador
Straped wit more corral for war than el salvador
Foul style galore
Verbal cow manure
Coming together like the eyebrow on al b. sure

Artist: dj spinna f/ eminem, thirstin howl iii


Verse one (thirstin howl):
I hit harder
Than forman
Landing both both gloves to a low blow
With no cup
Leave you speech-less like when arrested development broke up
Carry a crow bar for egos that won't budge
Crack skulls
Through helmets
With the penetration of a screw nailed in
Return like i was sending self addressed postage
Throw bricks the size of the stonehenge
Before battles, we pour blood
And toast, death to wicked infants
Found on the sorceress' doorsteps
Slaughter lamb
And boar's head
Every mc's cause of boredness
And mind bondage
Bronchitis, lung failure
Language unfam-i-liar
Art through a flooded air brush
??? leave craft
Sentences joined with words holding hands
It's a tight squeeze
From where your head will be landing
In exact time flight leaves

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Verse two (eminem):
Who's arm is this?
I must have cut it off at the pharmacist
And refused to resume my severed prescription of ???
I'm the old man who lives upstairs and starves his pets
And never leaves his house 'cause he thinks his car's possessed
I hate my life
That's why i degrade my wife
Grabbed a paper plate to make a sandwich
And just ate the knife
My mother's screaming 'please heal him, take him straight to christ'
Meet you on the street and slap you just to break the ice
Made a bomb threat with a fake device
Strip you naked twice, pistol whip you and force you to take advice
And if you catch me bobbin' my head to some bullshit spittin'
I was probably just tryin to shake the lice
Bugs fallin' out of my head
I'm wishin' i was dead
While i'm crawlin out of my bed
Found it red
And my rash is returning
I feel the sensation of burning
Occurring, usually during pain for release in my urine
Screamin' at my shadow 'please quit followin' me'
These pills keep screamin' 'please quit swollin' me'
The devil keeps screamin' 'please get down on one knee'
Took the drugs before the cops ever found them on me

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Artist: missy 'misdemeanor' elliott f/ eminem
[missy] slim shady (4x)

[eminem]
Well i do pop pills, i keep my tube socks filled
Pop the same shit that got tupac killed
Spit game to these hoes, like a soap opera episode
And punch a bitch in the nose, til her whole face explodes
There's three things i hate: girls, women and bitches
Smack bitches that walk up, and drop-kick midgets
Call me boogie night, the stalker that walks awkward
Stick figure, with a dick bigger than mark wahlberg
Comin through the airport, sluggish, walkin on crutches
Hit a fuckin [*pregnant chick*] in her [*stomach*] with luggage
It's like a dream i can't snap out, i black out, and back out
Lookin for some other thug, to beat the crap out
I'm bringin you rap singers two middle fingers
I flip you off in french, then translate in english
Then i'ma vanish off the face of the planet and come back
Speakin so much spanish, pun can't even understand it

[missy] won't you busa rhyme for me boy .. slim shady
[shady] yeah
[missy] won't you busa rhyme for me boy .. slim motherfuckin shady
[shady] yeah
[missy] won't you busa rhyme for me boy .. slim shady
[shady] yeah
[missy] won't you busa rhyme for me boy ..

[eminem]
I had a huge attitude, started off staticky
Mad at you, had you mad at me automatically (one more time)
I'm not a commodity, i'm an oddity
Who oddly enough developed himself a halloween following
It's so big, if i counted up all the freaks who follow me
I'd probably owe ozzy osbourne an apology
College girls, live in an alcoholic's world
Full of earl, head twirls every time the toilet swirls *flush*
Covered in throw-up, and i refuse to grow up
I won't budge, i still tell a grown-up to shut up (shut up!)
I made this rap game suspenseful, cause now i got a impulse
To give you insults wrote with a pencil (bitch)
And waste the paper on you, choppin down the oakwood
Cause everything that you wrote in your notebook was no good
And as long as i stay in the studio and keep cuttin
You motherfuckers are puttin your words together for nuttin

[missy] won't you busa rhyme for me boy .. slim shady
[shady] what's the deal?
[missy] won't you busa rhyme for me boy .. slim motherfuckin shady
[shady] yeah.. who?
[missy] won't you busa rhyme for me boy .. slim shady
[shady] what's the deal?
[missy] won't you busa rhyme for me boy ..

[missy]
Turn the music up, we gon' wake the neighbors
We gon' get high, we gon' roll to vegas
Me and slim shady, on some shit daily
What you want what you got is it hot? (is it hot?)

Turn the music up, we gon' wake the neighbors
We gon' get high, we gon' roll to vegas
Me and slim shady, on some shit daily
What you want (yo) what you want (yo) ahh uhh yo

"a person from another planet might disagree with you"
"well if you want my opinion, it comes from right here on earth"

[eminem]
Slim shady.. misdemeanor..
Timbaland.. slim shady..
Misdemeanor..

I'm homicidal, and suicidal with no friends
Holdin a gun with no handle, just a barrel at both ends
Sprayin tecs at you until you see your fuckin legs
With the bullet holes and the exit wounds layin next to you
(ahh!) fuckin mad dog, foamin at the mouth
Fuck mouth, my whole house, is foamin at the couch
Jumped out of the 93rd floor of a building
And shot every window out on the way down to the ground (keep filming!)
Woke up to a hospital staff, got up and laughed, chopped em in half
Suffocated the oxygen mask
Shit if i get any higher, i'ma get the east and west beefin again
Slide back to detroit and stand in the crossfire

[missy]
Y'all better call the police 'fore i kill this track
Don't shoot missy!!! get back
Uhh, i'ma put you all in the line
Uhh, and i'ma watch you mc's die
Yo mommy, mommy, missy done lost her mind!
I think somebody done pissed her off this time!
Yo, i'ma have to bust you through your chest and
Uhh, you will have to clean up the mess (uh-huh)
It's rainin rainin and it's pourin loud
Never fear, cause pissy missy's through the crowd
Uhh, i hear the gats go cha-pow
Who shot me damnit? bitch get down
Don't walk when i talk, i never talk when i smile (uh-huh)
Lay em on down, like they lived underground (uh)
For the sound, that me and, timbaland, we found
Get your ass, kicked later, or get your ass, kicked now

Uhh.. one-two
Misdemeanor, slim shady
Timbaland, motherfucker
Uhh uhh uhh
Cool, cool, cool
Triple zero

[x] pssh, man i need a lighter man
[e] right here
[x] yeahhh.. whassup slim?
[e] what's crackin?
[x] hit this shit
[e] ssshhit i almost hit this motherfucker today
[x] psh, is that right?
[e] what is it with motherfuckers thinkin that..
[e] {*sigh*} because we're in the spotlight or whatever that..
[e] they can do or say whatever they want to us
[e] and that we won't retaliate
[x] protect my motherfuckin' self, by any
[both] means, necessary
[e] right?

[chorus 2x: eminem]
Cause you don't know me, i don't know you
So don't approach me, i won't approach you
And don't insult me, i won't insult you
Cause you don't know what i will or i won't do

[xzibit]
Make no mistake, i'm the golden state heavyweight
Bein underrated gave me time to create it
Can you relate? i renovate, straight out the gate
Carried my weight, but seem to receive nothin but hate
Millionaires snatchin crumbs off my little son plate
Kidnapped, locked in a trunk, get shot in the face
No hoes, no clothes, no one showin up for my shows
You know how it goes; i might as well kick it at home
But my baby momma hate my guts and can't stand me (yeah)
Packed up, moved out, started a new family
So all this strugglin for what, so i can blow up
Marry a slut but can't watch my seed grow up?
Fuck that, this the fuckin thanks i get
For tryin to edutain assholes and feed my bitch
Yo i feel like my whole life is upside down (upside down)
Cause you seein more support than i'm seein my child
It's like..

[eminem]
.. everyday i wake up, another drama
It's a wonder i'm alive, survivin this karma
If i can hold on to my private life for five minutes longer
I might get my wife to let go of this knife and just calm her
Without these cameras in our faces like animals
For your channel 2 action news to follow our ambulence up the avenue
And catch a glimpse of all the suicide attempts
And what we do in private since they won't let us put up a fence
And you wonder why i carry every gun under the sun
Whether it's unloaded full or an un-registered one
No bullet, you're so full of shit
This clip is so full it'll spit if i don't pull it
And don't give me no bullshit i'm not in the mood
I just got in a feud in some parkin lot with a dude
Over kim and she just slit both of her wrists over the shit
Don't tell me bout the show business shit
I know what this is, bitch

[chorus]

[xzibit]
This ain't business, this is personal bitch
You don't know xzibit from shit, new school, class dismissed
I had a very fucked up day, i'm needin this fit
Shuttin motherfuckers up like they pleadin the 5th
Yo em it's time to get serious with it (yeah)
Time for everybody to feel it, similar to the egg in the skillet
This is your brain on drugs, xzibit brain on thugs
Ain't no neighborhood that's big enough to bang on us
Ain't no love lost my niggaz, relax yo'self
I'm about to snatch it all and start spreadin the wealth
To my niggaz who never seen it i mean it when i holla
At the top of my lungs about my guns and my loved ones
Got, tons of ammo to crack your enamel
Changin your channel, you played like a fuckin piano
Ridin slow through cali like i'm ridin a camel
Millionaire motherfuckers with their brains in their flannels
I feel like, tony soprano, who do i trust now?
Just hit me on my tele' nigga soon as i touch down
Spit lines to split spines just to get mine
Big behind bitches gettin dick to spit shine
Sniff lines of coke, that's the only shit that make you dope
Bitch-ass nigga that's droppin the soap
Get choked out and beat, put your head in a vise-grip
And turn til you motherfuckers tell me the right shit

[eminem]
So do i gotta buy a whole block to myself
A front door with twelve locks
And have a bodyguard walk me out to my mailbox
And everytime somebody makes a threat, run and tell cops?
Fuck that, i protect myself with these twelve shots
And one in the chamber, gun in the waist
And one in the ankle, waitin for someone to come to my place
Tryin to walk up and knock like these cocksuckers are not
Gonna get a shotgun or a glock shoved in their face?
And it's a disgrace hailey can't play with her toys
In the front yard without you drivin by honkin your horn
Screamin some shit, leanin out your windows, beepin n shit
Or pullin up in my drive like i won't leap in your whip
And so these kids tell their friends and relatives where i live
So my address ends up on the internet again
So then, i do an interview with spin, tellin them
That if someone comes to my crib, i'ma shove a gun in their ribs
And reporters, blow it out of proportion
"oh, now he's pullin guns on his fans
Just for tryin to stand on his porch"
And i'm the bad guy, cause i don't answer my door like "hey hi!
You guys wants some autographs? okay, form a straight line!"
Sometimes i feel like loadin this rifle
And climbin the roof at night and hidin outside to snipe you
It's not that i don't like you..
.. it's just that i'm not behind the mic
I'm a person who's just like you

[eminem]
Hi!
Original bad boy on the case, cover your face
Came in the place blowed, and sprayed puffy with mase
I laced the weed with insect repellant, better check the smelly
Eminem starts with e, better check the spelling
With a capital, somebody grab me a snapple
I got an aspirin capsule trapped in my adam

[Chorus]
Come get me
If you mothafuckas want Shady
If Pac was still here now,
He would never ride with Ja
Na, na, na, na ,na, na, na, na

[Eminem]
Makaveli rest in peace
Irv Gotti, too much Bacardi in his body
Miles like a .12 gauge shotti

[Chorus 2x]

[Eminem]
You ain't a killa, you a pussy
That exstacy got you all emotional and moushy
Bitches wearin rages in photos, Ja's words bein quoted
In the SOURCE, stealin 'Pac's shit like he just wrote it
You loud mouth, pray to god, hope that no one's listenin
See 50 comin for me, I'ma guard my, my position
No one will pay attention
To me, please Gotti, here I go
Gimme this pill, exstacy got me feelin so
Invincible
Now all of a sudden I'm a fuckin mad man who screams
Like I'm 'Pac but I'm not, enemies, Hennesy
Actin like I'm great, but I'm fake, I'm CRAZY
Sweat drip, get me off this trip, someone stop this train
Some say my brain is all corrupted, fuck from this shit
I'm stuck, addicted from these drugs, I'ma quit
Sayin mothafucka's name's before someone fucks me up
Ain't no pussies over here, partner, see you hell, fucker

[Eminem Sings]
Come get me
If you mothafuckas want Shady
If Pac was still here now,
He would never ride with Ja
Na, na, na, na ,na, na, na, na

Get off that E
Before you try to fuck with me
It's Aftermath here now
Shady Records got it locked
La, la, la, la , la, la, la, la

[50 Cent]
Temesentruries is packed with promise makers
Never realized the precious time them bitch niggas is wastin
Insitutionalize, my bitches bring me product by the bundles
Hustle hard from the cell, G-Unit mothafucka, WE BALLIN
Catch me countin trees when I'm callin
Can you set my car, Ceo let me sip on Henessy, "Can I sips some more?"
Hell, I done been in jail, I ain't scared
Momma checkin in my bedroom, I ain't there
I got a head with no screws in it
Mothafuckas think they can stop 50... they losin it
Lil' nigga named Ja, thinks he live like me
Talkin about he left the hospital, took 9 like me

[50 Cent]
You lil fantasies nigga
I'll be ??
When that lil sweet ass comin out of the closet
now he wonderin why DMX blow tha mouth
next time grown folks talkin bitch close your mouth
Peep me I take this war shit deeply
Seen too many real niggas ballin like these bitch niggas beat me
yous a mothafuckin punk and you see me with gloves
quit havin those fuckin kids with ya ulgy ass mom
and you can tell them niggas you roll with whatever you want
but you and i know whats goin on Nigga pay back I know your bitch ass from way back
Witness be strap with max You know I don't play that
All these old rappers tryin to advance its all over now -- take it like a man
HAHA--Irv lookin like Larry Holmes, flabby and sick
tryin to playa hate on my shit- made of fat dick
Lovin htis shit hats how you made me-feelin like I got you niggas crazy, i like
Against all odds up with my dogs mothafuckas now
It'll be the realist shit I ever wrote
Against all odds, up in the studio gettin blow to the truest shit i ever spoke???

[Busta Rhymes:]
Hey yo I'm one of tha most humble, rep the streets to tha core
Hey Jeffrey, What the fuck you come involve with me for?
You spent a long time comin like a bless and a check
you see 106 and park fans don't even fuckin respeck you
Its kinda funny when ya be pol fake like like you thug
runnin around talkin shit that he ain't even capable of
now let me OFF this cock sucka watch me handle you nigga
If i recall Violator use to manage you nigga then took a closer look and
realized you was an empostor theres never been a Violator on a Murda Inc rosta. Dumb ass
now who shoop?-- Ah made you look, you said Busta in the same oh hook, You Stupid
if yall shoot I take a look at ya man tha bitch shot himself infront of Def Jam
chedda bar bass nigga start adjustin ya plan
you let the streets down nigga-(a) Pologize to ya fans
watch ya pull a lil stunt like we ain't know where you are ya lil fanny
desperate be tryin while we establish a buzz I know tha shit is drivin you crazy You wonderin how
The streets ain't never want you Beatrice what you gonna do now?
Now if you wanna beef with me, then i'm beefin with you
I think about tha game and what a slight AH--WHERE WOULD I BE WITHOUT YOU
You finished I ain't tryin to complete this just because I'm cool shouldn'
take my kindness for weakness

[Busta speakin in background]
Ooh shit ha ha That was fun Next time you got a problem with me, Address me
before you make shit a public issue and i'm gone, return back to my regular
self and have fun again
-One

Just the two of us.. (8x)

[eminem]
Baby your da-da loves you (hey)
And i'ma always be here for you (hey) no matter what happens
You're all i got in this world
I would never give you up for nothin
Nobody in this world is ever gonna keep you from me
I love you

C'mon hai-hai, we goin to the beach
Grab a couple of toys and let da-da strap you in the car seat
Oh where's mama? she's takin a little nap in the trunk
Oh that smell (whew!) da-da musta runned over a skunk
Now i know what you're thinkin - it's kind of late to go swimmin
But you know your mama, she's one of those type of women
That do crazy things, and if she don't get her way, she'll throw a fit
Don't play with da-da's toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!)
And don't look so upset, why you actin bashful?
Don't you wanna help da-da build a sand castle? (yeah!)
And mama said she wants to show how far she can float
And don't worry about that little boo-boo on her throat
It's just a little scratch - it don't hurt, her was eatin
Dinner while you were sweepin and spilled ketchup on her shirt
Mama's messy isn't she? we'll let her wash off in the water
And me and you can pway by ourselves, can't we?

Just the two of us.. (2x)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2x)
Just you and i!
Just the two of us.. (2x)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2x)
Just you and i!

See honey.. there's a place called heaven and a place called hell
A place called prison and a place called jail
And da-da's probably on his way to all of em except one
Cause mama's got a new husband and a stepson
And you don't want a brother do ya? (nah)
Maybe when you're old enough to understand a little better
I'll explain it to ya
But for now we'll just say mama was real real bad
She was bein mean to dad and made him real real mad
But i still feel sad that i put her on time-out
Sit back in your chair honey, quit tryin to climb out (wahh!)
I told you it's okay haihai, wanna ba-ba?
Take a night-night? nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga?
Her make goo-goo ca-ca? da-da change your dia-dee
Clean the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty
Your dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the water
Ninety-seven bonnie and clyde, me and my daughter

Just the two of us.. (2x)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2x)
Just you and i!
Just the two of us.. (2x)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2x)
Just you and i!

Wake up sweepy head we're here, before we pway
We're gonna take mama for a wittle walk along the pier
Baby, don't cry honey, don't get the wrong idea
Mama's too sweepy to hear you screamin in her ear (ma-maa!)
That's why you can't get her to wake, but don't worry
Da-da made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake
Here, you wanna help da-da tie a rope around this rock? (yeah!)
We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll roll her off the dock
Ready now, here we go, on the count of free..
One.. two.. free.. wheeeeee! (whoooooshhhhh)
There goes mama, spwashin in the wa-ta
No more fightin wit dad, no more restraining order
No more step-da-da, no more new brother
Blow her kisses bye-bye, tell mama you love her (mommy!)
Now we'll go play in the sand, build a castle and junk
But first, just help dad with two more things out the trunk

Just the two of us.. (2x)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2x)
Just you and i!
Just the two of us.. (2x)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2x)
Just you and i!

Just the two of us.. (4x)

[eminem]
Just me and you baby
Is all we need in this world
Just me and you
Your da-da will always be there for you
Your da-da's always gonna love you
Remember that
If you ever need me i will always be here for you
If you ever need anything, just ask
Da-da will be right there
Your da-da loves you
I love you baby

"what's your favorite scary movie?"

[em] yo, slim shady!
[r5] yo, royce 5-9
[em] y'all wanna make a movie?
[r5] what..
[em] we got the film right here

[royce]
What?
Yeah i'm one of them pretty rappers
Buck if i really hafta, i really slap ya
King of detroit who they namin the city after (what?)
Scandalous partners, whose grammar hammers the hard shit
Into your heart with, content, yo who wanna start with
Experts, bad and evil is comin soon
Mc's get stuck, head first back in they mother's womb
This shit is written, in my eyes i'm the illest mc spittin (what?)
Leavin all of you cats shittin kittens
I gotta diss you, my niggaz be cockin pistols
Shot and split you, fuck splittin the profits with you (what?)
Six percent, of y'all niggaz is just pretend
Clicks with clits, pussy niggaz stink with dicks (what?)
Niggaz act bully, and blast for the fast penny
My auto is fully, plenty of niggaz packin semi
Speak darts; yo you get paid? rhymin about it is the sweet part
You can't be street smart with a cheap heart
Five nine, a street nigga with deep feelin (what?)
I keep illin, my steez willin to keep killin (what?)
Fuck rap, a lot of y'all all is just acts
Trust that - you rhyme all wack on rough tracks
Bust and then we all black when you get bust back at
Fuck that, you get blast at, you get laughed at
And i'ma spit thunder (what?) stick to my guns
Niggaz is finished before they gimmicks, one-hit wonders
What? big balls, that's why when i spit, your clique stalls
I'ma pit bull, i'm just dog, i'm just raw (what?)
Split y'all, holla, "it's on!" then i diss y'all
All of y'all niggaz get pissed on claimin you pissed off

Chorus: eminem and royce (repeat 2x)

Y'all want drama? wanna make a scary movie?
Rappers comin in with they team and carry toolies
You can jump right out of the screen and barely move me
We hard-hittin, directin and starrin in it

[eminem]
The one man on the planet that'll drive off of the grand canyon
Hop out of a grand am and land in it handstandin
Any man plannin to battle will get snatched out of his clothes
So fast it'll look like an invisible man standin
I'm headed for hell, i'd rather be dead or in jail
Bill clinton, hit this, and you better inhale
Cause any mc that chooses to go against me
Is gettin takin advantage of like monica lewinksy (leave me alone!)
Came home in a frenzy, pushin a ten speed
Screamin to aunt peg (aunt peg!!!!)
With three spokes stickin out of my pant leg
Fuck a headache, give me a migraine
Damnit i like pain (ahh!)
And you should be anywhere that i might gain
You rap knowin you wack
You act up and i'm throwin you down a flight of steps
Then i'm throwin you back up em
If they don't like the track, fuck em
The rap struck em harder then gettin hit by a mack truck
And then backed up on
And any half-assed known rapper to trespass
Better be ready for the second celebrity deathmatch (ding! ding!)
So tell the medic to bring the medication and quickly (hurry up man!)
I'm sicker than a tupac dedication to biggie
I'm free-fallin feet first out of a damn tree
To stampede your chest till you can't breathe
And when i'm down to my last breath
I'ma climb the empire state building and get to the last step
And still laugh half bent

Chorus

[em] bad.. the bad..
[r5] uhh, when the bad meets the bad.. yo..
[em] the evil
[r5] take the evil with the evil
[em] put em together
[r5] what? nine-nine
[em] two times.. slim shady.. royce the five nine

Met a retarted kid named greg, with a wooden leg
Snatched it off and beat him over the head with a peg
Go to bed with a keg, wake up with a forty
Mix it with alka seltzer and formula 44-d
Forget an acid tab i'll strap the whole sheet to my forehead
Wait until it absorbed and fell to the floor dead
No more said case closed end of discussion
We blowing up like spontaneous human combustion
Leaving you in the aftermath of holocaust and dramas
Cross the bombest
We blowing up your house
Killing your parents and coming back to get your foster mommas
I'm as good at keeping a promise as nastradamus
Cause i ain't making no more threats
I'm doing drive-bys in tinted corvettes
On vietnam war vets
I am more or less sick in the head
Maybe more
Because i smoked crack today, yesterday,
And the day before sabateur
Walk the block with a labrador
Strapped with more straps than el salvador
Foul style galore
Verbal cow manure
Coming together like an eyebrow on al b. sure

Just the two of us.. (8x)

[eminem]
Baby your da-da loves you (hey)
And i'ma always be here for you (hey) no matter what happens
You're all i got in this world
I would never give you up for nothin
Nobody in this world is ever gonna keep you from me
I love you

C'mon hai-hai, we goin to the beach
Grab a couple of toys and let da-da strap you in the car seat
Oh where's mama? she's takin a little nap in the trunk
Oh that smell (whew!) da-da musta runned over a skunk
Now i know what you're thinkin - it's kind of late to go swimmin
But you know your mama, she's one of those type of women
That do crazy things, and if she don't get her way, she'll throw a fit
Don't play with da-da's toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!)
And don't look so upset, why you actin bashful?
Don't you wanna help da-da build a sand castle? (yeah!)
And mama said she wants to show how far she can float
And don't worry about that little boo-boo on her throat
It's just a little scratch - it don't hurt, her was eatin
Dinner while you were sweepin and spilled ketchup on her shirt
Mama's messy isn't she? we'll let her wash off in the water
And me and you can pway by ourselves, can't we?

Just the two of us.. (2x)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2x)
Just you and i!
Just the two of us.. (2x)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2x)
Just you and i!

See honey.. there's a place called heaven and a place called hell
A place called prison and a place called jail
And da-da's probably on his way to all of em except one
Cause mama's got a new husband and a stepson
And you don't want a brother do ya? (nah)
Maybe when you're old enough to understand a little better
I'll explain it to ya
But for now we'll just say mama was real real bad
She was bein mean to dad and made him real real mad
But i still feel sad that i put her on time-out
Sit back in your chair honey, quit tryin to climb out (wahh!)
I told you it's okay haihai, wanna ba-ba?
Take a night-night? nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga?
Her make goo-goo ca-ca? da-da change your dia-dee
Clean the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty
Your dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the water
Ninety-seven bonnie and clyde, me and my daughter

Just the two of us.. (2x)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2x)
Just you and i!
Just the two of us.. (2x)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2x)
Just you and i!

Wake up sweepy head we're here, before we pway
We're gonna take mama for a wittle walk along the pier
Baby, don't cry honey, don't get the wrong idea
Mama's too sweepy to hear you screamin in her ear (ma-maa!)
That's why you can't get her to wake, but don't worry
Da-da made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake
Here, you wanna help da-da tie a rope around this rock? (yeah!)
We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll roll her off the dock
Ready now, here we go, on the count of free..
One.. two.. free.. wheeeeee! (whoooooshhhhh)
There goes mama, spwashin in the wa-ta
No more fightin wit dad, no more restraining order
No more step-da-da, no more new brother
Blow her kisses bye-bye, tell mama you love her (mommy!)
Now we'll go play in the sand, build a castle and junk
But first, just help dad with two more things out the trunk

Just the two of us.. (2x)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2x)
Just you and i!
Just the two of us.. (2x)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2x)
Just you and i!

Just the two of us.. (4x)

[eminem]
Just me and you baby
Is all we need in this world
Just me and you
Your da-da will always be there for you
Your da-da's always gonna love you
Remember that
If you ever need me i will always be here for you
If you ever need anything, just ask
Da-da will be right there
Your da-da loves you
I love you baby

Artist: eminem f/ danaun porter and 3
Maxine!! (phone rings)

Maxine: hello
Denaun: can i speak to maxine?
Maxine: yeah this is me what's up?
Denaun: what up?
Maxine: who dis?
Denaun: denaun
Maxine: yeah what's up?
Denaun: what are you doing?
Maxine: nothing, just laying in bed
Denaun: huh?
Maxine: nothing, just laying in bed
Denaun: why?
Maxine: i don't know, thinking about something freaky to do

Verse 1: eminem
I know this crack fiend maxine who needs a vaccine
She tests positive but tells you that her act's clean
Plus she got a sugar daddy
Asking every hooker that he takes in to crook her badly
If you mistook her sadly, on her reputation
You're in jepordation, if you ain't got no preparation
When you step away son, she got her face done
Looking provocative, she'll let you knock it if
You press the issue and get undressed to kiss you
If you match the price, otherwise she won't look at you twice
But when you catch the lice, or get the urgency
To go to the emergency cause it burns to pee
Don't bring your germs to me, cause i ain't trying to hear it
While your fighting you fucking disease trying to clear it (maxine!!)

Verse 2: denaun porter
Sometimes i wonder, what's your purpose? in life that is
To get with every brother and unveil one of his kids, shit
You living trife, got three kids at home and club hopping every night
You say it's gonna stop but it.. just.. slows.. down
And then speeds back to a regular pace, there is no end to this
Mystery, whatever your reason even is to be
You say you wanna be with me, but how can you say that
When you got niggas hiding in your closet
I refrain from getting angry but you keep on that strangely

Verse 3: 3
I met this girl last week, she was a freak, and she liked me
So i stepped on it and then asked my homies
And chilled on the side and then watched they niggas
Big game over there and take notes, while i get this number
I stepped to her first i cleared my throat and said "hey bitch..
Haven't i seen you before?", looked at my nigga
Turned around and got slapped throughout my hands
And said "oh it's like that?"
She said she just broke up with her nigga and shit
She started crying, and asked me to forgive her and shit
She said her name was maxine, so i told her i wanted her number
She asked could i give her mine two
Got to the crib and called her up
We got into a good conversation that's when she asked me could i fuck
I said "maxine check this out,
Give me your address i'll be through and you'll find out"
Got to the crib she let me in
She didn't waste time she grabbed my hand and proceeded to the bedroom
I said "hold up, and stop proceeding, you rushing things"
What the fuck are you doing?
So i went for my protection, took off my clothes and started flexing
As she went for my midsection
I threw her down as i tore off her shirt
Pulled out my jimmy and i thought about putting in work
Before i hit it she said
"3 don't get mad but there's something that i gotta tell your ass"
I said "what is it, another nigga? it's ok"
She said "no i forgot to tell you, that i got aids"
I got up out

Denaun: hey, maxine
Maxine: what
Denaun: you thinking about sucking my dick?
Maxine: yeah for a small price
Denaun: for a small price? what you mean?
Maxine: you know, money nigga
Denaun: you don't need no damn money,
I can't give you no money anyways, i heard you got some shit.
Maxine: (laughing) what you, what you hear i got?
Denaun: aids
Maxine: (laughing) who told you that bullshit?
Denaun: my nigga kyu, he wouldn't lie
Maxine: well if that's the case, kyu got it then
Denaun: oh for real, it's like that?
Maxine: (laughing) well i ain't got shit,
So he ain't got shit, and if he do, he ain't get that shit from me,
I ain't fucking around with no 3rd nigga
Denaun: fuck that, i ain't fucking with you
Maxine: no, see..
Denaun: you got that shit, i ain't gotta fuck with you
Maxine: hold on, why it ain't even like that
Denaun: i want ya'll to get paid, fucking..
Maxine: (laughing as the phone hangs up)

Artist: dj jazzy jeff f/ eminem and parl yams
(scratched) (3x):
"no...you hear me! you go to hell" -> mr. garrison

[eminem]
Yo
At birth i was born with the biggest middle finger on earth
The first time i went to stick it up the shit hurt
Moms wouldn't take it, the bitch still hates me
One day she said, "go rake leaves," i said, "make me!"
I'm proud to announce i was probably the first kid
Who was kicked out of his house for making fart sounds with his mouth
Arguing with me and mom was on-going
She called law enforcement when i broke the law mower
The slut gave me a truck when i turned sixteen
I went to start it and it screamed, "please fix me!"
Back then, when will smith was still the fresh prince
And him and jeff were still best friends, i guess then
I decided to cut class to rap full time
And get the fuck outta the fake school and rhyme
Anybody who thinks this fuckin attitude is a gimmick
Come and see me, see if i don't live up to this image
Break shit!

(scratched) (4x):
"no...you hear me! you go to hell!"

[parl yams]
Yo, y'all rappers have never learned
That's why i'm fuckin wit y'all
Run around telling niggas they can fuck wit parl
I bring it to your high school, smoke the prom
Put your brother in an air lock, choke your mom
Cause any horror like a play off loss in game seven
Walk around ripping on niggas madder than james evans
My left hand's sharp it moves freestyle ultra
Slap my dick like kool keith
Fuck like you stole from me, and rules the streets
I don't wanna have to fuck you up, so cool cease
Parl yams be the chosen thug
What i spit be cold juice like a fruitful hug
Run the streets while you're stuck at home
My temper life bushwick bill fucker leave me the fuck alone
I've been jealous since niggas was windmillin'
These cats just started to rhyme, my pen's spillin'
And moms just told me to act, i've been wheelin'
So boy just slow your deck, i've been stealin'
I wet rappers cause it's me and em
I guess i just ain't give a fuck like eminem
Burglarize take busts with the slugs
Come in your window like (? ? ?) and bustin' your club
Put the heat up i teach them niggaz what to suck
And my young lords, when to stand up and light the dutch

(scratched) (4x):
"no...you hear me! you go to hell!"

[eminem]
I ended my last show with a horse swingin' a lasso
Drunk with the asshole ripped out of an old bathrobe
Cause i don't give a fuck, you better understand that
Two zantacs i give a fuck if i sound whack
Billboard, drugs is what i kill for
I'm happy gilmore, you slip me anything in pill form
I'm in to mingle but i plan to stay single
Play bingo and drink, get old and watch my face wrinkle
Sike, i'm 24 thursday; six more birthdays
And i'm blowin my brains out when i'm thirty
As long as my heart beats i'ma keep tryin to see
How much speed i can eat before i fall the fuck asleep
So "i'm the rapper, he's the dj"
I'm the one thats got the six year old nephew screamin "f/u/c/k"
So jeff, give me a scratch (scratched: "no!")
Y'all can kiss my ass until your lips stick to my pants

(scratched) (5x):
"no...you hear me! you go to hell!"

chorus: eminem
I've been so many places
I've seen so many faces
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple hills
I climbed the highest mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple hills

[eminem]
Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of law suits inside her palms
It's mr. mischief with a trick up his sleeve
Crawl up on you like christopher reeves
I can't describe the vibe i get
When i drive by 6 people
And 5 i hit
Ah shit
I started a mosh pit
Squashed a chick
And lost the foster kids
This room makes me hallucinate
Then i sweat till i start losing weight
Till i see dumb shit start happenin'
Dumber than vanilla ice tryin' to rap again
So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce
I said c'mon bounce
Everybody in the house doin' mass amounts
To the women in the thongs with they asses out
We don't bullshit, better ask around
D12 throws the bomb to gas your town
Bizarre, your mom is crashing now
Help me get her on the couch 'fore she passes out

[kon artist & kuniva]
Fuck that, someone help denaun
He's upstairs wrestling with elton john
Hey von, you see me steppin' on these leprechauns?
It gotta be tums the ex-lax is gone
Yeah i took 'em all down with some parmesian
And i think my arm is gone
Yo, it's probably numb
Dumb dumb and fulla cum
And i think he 'bout to swallow his tongue
You scary ass it was a false alarm
You think i'm about to die when i just got on?
So stop acting stupid
You so high that you might wake up with a guy
On some new shit (piiills)
I think i did too much
I think i got the runs
Rolaids, pepto, and tums
Watch out here it comes!

Chorus: eminem

[hook]
Dirty dozen
80 of us
Shady brothers
Ladies love us
That's why our baby mothers
Love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out
And date each other
Some-, something, something, something
Something, something, something, something

[proof]
Hop pills
Hills i hop
Hop 2 pills
On stilts i walk
Snort two lines that were filled with chalk
Thought i was incredible and killed the hulk
I wanna roll away
Like a rollerblade
Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days
And when i'm old and gray
I'm a go for broke
No oki dok
Pack up my nose with soap
*cough cough cough*
Am i supposed to choke?
Had an accident when the trojan broke
Ahh, poor baby
Born by whore lady
Now i'm payin' child support
(it's your baby)

[swifty]
I take four shots at one time
And i don't need a chase when i'm swallowing mine
You got any room
In bizarre's hatch back
We can't go far
Cuz the car has flats
Why the hell you people think i rap?
Because my mother taught me
How to breach contracts
And if you got cash
Then hide it soon
(swift, chill)
I'm just tryin' to get by like you
And i don't give a damn if you find me rude
Mean, crude, the hell with you too
I only need three blunts then i'm cool
I just got some and i'm going back soon

Chorus: eminem

[bizarre]
I'm at rave
Looking at a babe
Like she want it
Gin and tonic demonic
Body smelt like vomit
Looney, crazy, chubby, sexy, dopey headed guy
Whipped cream, dirty mattresses
Wanna try?
Blue hills, golden seals
Got bizarre actin' ill
Drugs kill (yeah right)
Chick i'm for real
Shut your mouth you dirty girl
You know you want me in your world
Ladies, please don't fight
Bizarre's here all night!!!

Chorus:

[hook]
Dirty dozen
80 of us
Shady brothers
Ladies love us
That's why our baby mothers
Love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out
And date each other
Some-, something, something, something
Something, something, something, something

Hey what up man?
What up god?
Ya heard?
Chillen, cold as hell
Yes it is, hey busta didn't come here did he?
No, hey look, you got fifteen cent?
Nah, i got just enough to get on the bus, i'm broke
We gotta go to the store alright man quick cause i'm short
Yeah, we gonna have enough time to go to the store?
Nah, look..
You should just, how much you got there?
I only got 75, i'm sure i got a dollar know what i mean..
Just throw it in there they ain't gonna know
You know what look, i'm sick of taking this damn bus everywhere man
You gotta make some moves or something
I know look, i'm trying to get rich,
I got a baby on the way, i don't even got a car,
You know what i'm saying?
I still stay with my moms, 21 and still with my moms
Look hey, we gotta make some hit records or something,
You know what i'm saying? cause i'm tired of being broke

Verse 1:
Cause all i do is yearn a life without a concern
And dream of having a turn to earn money to burn
Mapping out my strategies to get rich huh
My desire is like a scratch that needs to get itched huh
Cause man i live in the d, this shit ain't given for free
Nothing's different to me, so what, it's easy to see
I'll be the prisoner to flee, all of this misery
I'm not wishing to be another fish in the sea
But just an mc, so listen to me, but if you disagree
You missing the key, you ain't even in the brisk of the tea
Unconditionally my aspects to cash checks
My objects were never to swab decks
It's up to you the decision is yours
If what you vision is tours, or a mission less course
When shit is in the stores, cause you can be a star

Chorus:
No matter wherever you are, you're never too far
>from revenue huh, cause you can be king
You can rule the world, you can do anything
It's on you baby, cause you can be a star
No matter wherever you are, you're never too far
>from revenue huh, cause you can be king
You can rule the world, you can do anything
It's on you baby, cause you can be a star
No matter wherever you are, you're never too far
>from revenue huh

You know what i'm saying, see what i'm talking about man?
Cause that's it
Yeah
A million dollars ain't even that far away man
Yo we got to get the money man, i can't be broke for the rest of my life
Yeah i hear what your saying,
Look there's got to be something better, you know what i'm saying?
I can't live like this for the rest of my life man,
Bumming rides everywhere i go
Yeah, what's up with lexus' and land cruisers'?

Verse 2:
Yo i'm not about to chance it and dismiss handling business
I'm canceling christmas to gamble and risk this
Financial interest is the matter at hand
I got an adequate plan for stab at a grand
I grab what i can and do what i must
Pursue what i lust, it's true that i just choose
The few that i trust, thems the people that i still got
Fuck with gangsta fill pot, get your grill shot
The 5 elemantz for life my man thyme
Proof, kyu and denaun, we move through into time
My crews true and divine, we never fronted
We just wanted to be funded, and live to be a hundred
Instead of hunted or being wanted as fugitives
It's all about a man planning what his future is
What he can do for his to be a star

Chorus:
No matter wherever you are, you're never too far
>from revenue huh, cause you can be king
You can rule the world, you can do anything
It's on you baby, cause you can be a star
No matter wherever you are, you're never too far
>from revenue huh, cause you can be king
You can rule the world, you can do anything
It's on you baby, cause you can be a star
No matter wherever you are, you're never too far
From revenue huh

That's what i'm talking about, i'm not trying to be the player,
I'm trying to be the man, i'm want to be president
Yo forgot that president man i'm trying to be king,
Making dead presidents, you know what i'm saying?
Yeah
Getting money anytime i want owning my own businesses and all that,
You know what i'm saying?
Yeah, i'm trying to be a millionare man, hahaha, but don't all you know
You only live once
Ninety six baby

Artist: tony touch f/ eminem



[eminem]
If i'm elected for ten terms
I'm renewing the staff after the inagural
And hiring all girls as interns
If i don't like you, i'll snatch you outta your mic booth
While you're rappin and pull your right through the window and fight you
I'll take you straight to the pavement
Uppercut you, and scrape your face wit a bracelet
Like a razor that shaved it
Three drinks and i'm ready to flash
Runnin on stage in a g-string, wit a bee sting on my ass (look!)
It's probably all cuz i ain't awkward at all
I just like to walk through the mall, stop, and talk to the wall
And have a relapse after i just fought through withdrawl
(hop in the car little girl, i just bought you a doll)
The bad and evil movement is comin
Plus the music is pumpin like a pill freak wit a tube in his stomach
I write a rhyme a day
So it's no wonder how come your whole album
Is soundin like a bunch of shit that i would say
Whether it's one verse or one letter
I'll probably be the cleverest one that never gets spun ever
It's slim shady and tony touch, it's only us
The rest of y'all are just stuck in the middle wit monie love

Artist: dr. dre f/ eminem, phish, xzibit[phish] what's the difference between me and you? (repeat 2x)

[dr. dre]
Back when cube - was rollin wit lorenzo in a benzo
I was bangin wit a gang of instrumentals
Got the pens and pencils, got down to business; but sometimes
The business end of this shit can turn your friends against you
But you was a real nigga, i could sense it in you
I still remember the window of the car that you went through
That's fucked up, but i'll never forget the shit we been through
And i'ma do whatever it takes to convince you
Cuz you my nigga doc, and eazy i'm still wit you
Fuck the beef, nigga i miss you, and that's just bein real wit you
You see the truth is
Everybody wanna know how close me and snoop is
And who i'm still cool wit
Then i got these fake-ass niggaz i first drew with
Claimin that they non-violent, talkin like they *voice sample*
Spit venom in interviews, speakin on reunions
Move units, then talk shit and we can do this
Until then - i ain't even speakin your name
Just keep my name outta yo' mouth and we can keep it the same
Nigga, it ain't that i'm too big to listen to the rumors
It's just that i'm too damn big to pay attention to 'em
That's the difference

Chorus: phish (repeat 2x)

What's the difference between me and you?
You talk a good one - but you don't do what you supposed to do
I act on what i feel and never deal wit emotions
I'm used to livin big dog style and straight coastin

[xzibit]
Yo i stay wit it
While you try to perpetrate, play wit it
Never knew about the next level until dre did it (yeah)
I stay committed while you motherfuckers baby-sitted
I smash you critics like a overhand right from riddick
(yeah!) come and get it, shitted on villians by the millions
I be catchin bitches while bitches be catchin feelings
So what the fuck am i supposed to do?
I pop bottles and hot hollow-points at each and all of you (come on!)
A heartless bastard, high and plastered
My style is like the reaction from too much acid - never come down
Pass it around if you can't handle it
Hang hollywood niggaz by they soul train laminates
What's the difference between me and you? (what?)
About five back accounts, three ounces and two vehicles
Until my death, i'm bangladesh
I suggest you hold yo' breath til ain't none left
Yo that's the difference

Chorus

[eminem]
Aight, hold up hold up!
Stop the beat a minute!! i got somethin to say
Dre; i wanna tell you this shit right now while this fuckin weed is in me
(the fuck?!) i don't know if i ever told you this, but i love you dawg
I got your motherfuckin back, just know this shit

[dre] riiight? .. slim, i don't know if you noticed it
But i've had your back from day one, nigga let's blow this bitch
[em] i mean it dawg, you ever need somebody offed - who's throat is it?
[dre] well if you ever kill that kim bitch, i'll show you where the ocean is

[eminem]
Well that's cool, and i appreciate the offer
But if i do decide to really murder my daughter's momma
I'ma sit her up in the front seat and put sunglasses on her
And cruise around wit her for seven hours through california
And have her wavin at people (hi!) then drop her off on the corner
At the police station and drive off honkin the horn for her
Raw dawg, get your arm gnawed off
Drop the sawed off and beat you wit the piece it was sawed off of
Fuck blood, i wanna see some lungs coughed up
Get shot up in the hot tub til the bubbles pop up
And they nose and cough snot up, mucus in hot water
That's for tryin to talk like the chronic was lost product
That's for even thinkin of havin them thoughts thought up!
You better show some respect whenever the doc's brought up!!
So what's the difference between us? we can start at the penis
Or we can scream, "i just don't give a fuck," and see who means it!

Chorus 1.25x

Artist: sway & tech w/ dj revolution (the wake up show) f/ chino xl,
Eminem, jayo felony, kool g rap, krs-one, pharoahe monch,
Rza, techn9ne, and xzibit



[king tech]
One two, one two
We dedicate this one to the hip-hop culture y'all
Brought to you by the woooorrrllld famous wake-up show!

[rza]
Bobby steels, staple' tails, mc's get your lips stapled
Project killa hill is stamped on the map like the compass
Sacred sword play tongue-twist, piercin holes in you
You can't escape, 70,000 kilowatts blast through your box
Woke wit alarm clocks, cars drivin slow down the block
One stopped, parks pops his trunk
Snare pops loud as glock shots
Bass like an m-80 in your face, cops stop, give us citation
We pause for radio station identification
Wake up wake up wake up!

[tech n9ne]
When i woke-up, i got the mic and never chocked up
Busted a verse and all the g's in cali loc'ed up when i was summoned
Styles were mixed like the drummonds, killer clown is comin
Look around, your town is crumblin
This big tech from the midwest, leavin mc's lipless
On the wake-up show, make up no, stories about my shake-up flow
Put me off in a cipher? potna, you can't fuck wit the sniper
Your flow's premature, clean your dirt diaper
Mic heister, psycho, alpha-schizo
Hypno, chryo-gat flow, guru and ain't nobody tighter
Sway & tech heard me flow and its sealed
Now i got swedish women yelling "tech n9ne's filled"

[eminem]
This place is my house, i might as well erase my face wit white-out
Cuz y'all can't see me like mase's eyebrows (where you at?)
Climped out of a nice house,
Through the front window and heard this guy shout
"hey that's my couch, bitch!"
Pull a nine out during a rhyme bout
While i'm rippin this shit, put a clip in it spit five rounds
And murder you hoes worse than flippin a convertible
Nose first wit the top off landin upside-down
You're tied down and duct-taped, fuck rape
I'd rather just hump a slut's leg wit my nuts shaved
And sway & tech, two disk jokeys
Breakin so many friggin needles i wonder if they inject

[xzibit]
Lo and behold, better than platinum or gold
Yes god bless success, never forsake your soul
Xzibit take control, locked loaded and ready to roll
Play the upper hand, a man that's never gon' fold
Cuz your tape sucks, find a new hobby that you can take up
Or listen to my niggas tech & sway so you can wake-up
The x-man, catch me doin drills in the danger room
Big game hunting, from high-noon to the full moon

[pharoahe monch]
Wit synonyms, i get an adrenaline rush
From minimum thrusts, bust multiple assualts in small interims
As horrid as borris kolaf was
When i cut your neck, leave a little piece of flesh
So the head won't fall off, hauled-off
Sawed-off shotgun blast, he asked
Why did he have to die like cast metal?
O, huh, c now like omar credle
We pone pedal at a high resolution
On the wake-up show wit sway, tech and dj revolution

*dj revolution scratches*

[kool g rap]
I sway the tech wit the tech and sway
Step away, wet and spray, rep the day
Who over debt to pay get swept away
Across the whole board like checker play
When i blaze your whole sect' arrays
Wake-up show for those slept away
Niggas that the trey, hit the deck and pray
Dj revolution, spinnin like lead from out the heck-ak
Tearin your neck away, flood up the street wit bloody decora'
Until the head of jake investigate

[jayo felony]
What? sway can give it to you, but whatcha gon' do wit it
Tech can give it to you, but whatcha gon' do?
Rev can give it to you, but whatcha gon' do wit it
I can give it to you, wha wha wha what what!

[chino xl]
Yo yo chino makes the world go 'round
Fuckin up entire record companies like harrel did to motown
Vominous talk, poison pen, hominous walk
What flow will i destroy wit this time, the most commonest thought
The drama that's brought, caught us in a midst of sibling rivalry
For instance, there's nothing in existence that can survive wit me
Clone me like sheep, i clean house like tony rand-all
Wit style filed for sexual harrassment like tisha camp-bell
You're wack like will smith, your rhyme style is pansy
I fuckin murder your young style like jonbenet ramsey
Now who the master to beg? your demo gets passed on the reg'
You shouldn't have been signed if you had a white cast on your leg
I'm wake-up show reppin wit sway & tech
My tec's like tekken, the industry weapon
I'm chino x, bring krs in

[krs-one]
De de de de de de da di day, krs-one comin wit the tech & sway
Yo, i rock up the littlest set, and on the biggest set
As ill as it gets i still manage to wiggle your neck wit sweat
Never forget, the bigger the budget the bigger the debt
You gotta be willin to rock in the middle of dry and in the middle of wet
But i'm willin to bet, on a sway & a tech
They stay in effect, never been a pain in the neck, they gainin respect
Nevertheless i wreck you, now you know what sway & tech do
I'll be back but for now just sackle!
Fresh, for ninety-nine you suckas!!!

may i have your attention please
May i have your attention please
Will the real slim shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here...
{verse 1}
Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst than before
They first were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
It's the return of the
"awww wait, no way, your kidding
He didn't just say what i think he did, did he?"
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dre's dead he's locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women loved eminem
Chicka chicka chicka slim shady i'm sick of him
Look at him walking around grabing his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah i probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than whats going on in your parents bedrooms
Sometimes i wanna get on tv and let loose,
But can't, but it's cool for tom green to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
And if im lucky u might just give it a little kiss"
And that's the messege we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a women's *vagina* is
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel don't they?
We ain't nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people open like canolopes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and another man can't elope (ughh)
But if you feel like i feel i got the antadoite
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus
And it gooooesss
(refrain)
I'm slim shady
Yes i'm the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So won't the real slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Cause i'm slim shady
Yes i'm the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So won't the real slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
{verse 2}
Will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well i do, so *f---* him and *f---* you too
You think i give a damn about a grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to britney spears
S--- christina aguilera better switch me chairs
So i can sit next to carson daily and fred durst
And hear them argue over who she gave *head* to first
Little *bitch* put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but i think he's married to kim, hehe)
I should download a audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
I'm sick of you little golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So i been sent in here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me
Who just don't give a *f---* like me
Who dress like me
Walk, talk and act like me
It just might be the next best thing
But not quite me
(refrain)
{verse 3}
I'm like a headtrip to listen to
Cause i'm only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is i got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
And i don't got to be false or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
Wheather you like to admit it
I'm better than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna outkin kids like these albums like
Its funny cuz the rate im going when i'm 30
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when i'm *hard* jerkin i'm jerking
But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
And every single person is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion rings
Were in the parking lot circling
Screaming i don't give a *f---*
With his windows down and system up
So will the real shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up
And to be proud to out of your mind and out of control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?


Ha ha
Guess there's a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up