Honkin' On

Well I'm ready... ready as anybody can be
I am ready... a ready as anybody can be
I'm ready for you
I hope you ready for me

Got an out of town pistol with the graveyard frame
It shoots tombstone bullets... wit da ball and chain
I'm drinkin' TNT... and smokin' dynamite
I hope some schoolboy pick a fight
'Cause I'm ready... ready as anybody can be
Well I'm ready for you... I hope you ready for me

Now listen...

All you pretty little chicks with'chor curly hair
Know you feel like I ain't nowhere
But stop what'chor doin' honey... come over here
I'll prove it to ya baby that I ain't no square
'Cause I'm ready... ready as anybody can be
Now I'm ready for you... I hope you ready for me

Look out...
Look out...

Well I been drinkin' gin like never before
I'm feelin' so good... honey that's for sure
One more drink... honey I wish you would
Take a whole lotta lovin' to make me feel good
'Cause I'm ready... ready as anybody can be
Well I'm ready for you... I hope you ready for...
A ready for...
A ready for...

Well I'm ready for...

Oh baby...
You know I'm ready for you

Lady's & Gentlemen...
Step right up...
Let's go see the elephant...

Well I'm a road runner honey... yeaaaoooo yea

I'm a road runner honey
And you can't keep up with me
Well I'm a road runner lover
And you can't keep up with me
You got a green light baby
Baby baby you will see

Well... move over honey
Baby... let me by
Yeah move over honey
C'mon... let me by
I wanna show you baby... cheers...
Here's mud in yo eye
Wellll... eat my dust

Lets have a road runner wedding
And we gotta get it right
They'll be a road runner wedding
Yeah but it can't be white
Wear the dress that I wanted
And burn some rubber tonight... huh huh ha ha...

Joe's solo...

Well I'm a road runner honey... beep beep
Well I'm a road runner honey... beep beep
Yeah I'm a road runner honey... beep beep
Well I'm a road runner honey... beep beep
Well I'm a road... run... ner
Well I'm a road... run... ner
Well I'm a road runner
A road runner
A road runner
A road runner... honey
Yeeeeaaahhhhh...

You gotta move
You gotta move
You gotta move
You gotta move
Oh... when my God gets ready
You gotta move
You gotta move

You may be high
You may be low
You may be rich... yeah
You may be poor
But when the Lord get ready
You gotta move
You gotta move
Huh Huh... ooww...

Yes...

You may be old
You may be young
You may be weak
Maybe high-strung
But when the good Lord get ready
You gotta move
You gotta move

You see dat woman
Who walks the street
You see dat cowboy
Who walks his beat
But when the Lord gets ready
You gotta move
You gotta move
You got to... ooww

Yeah I was hangin' with the Devil when we made a pact
I'm drinkin' welfare whiskey smokin' food stamp crack
It was one part sour... two parts sweet
Three parts strong... and four parts weak
I would rather sit on a pumpkin
And have it all to myself
Then to be crowded on a velvet cushion

You may be bad
You can not see
You may be deaf
It's all meant to be
Now when the Lord get ready
You gotta move
You gotta move
You gotta move
You gotta move
You gotta move
You got to know
When the good get ready
You gotta move
Huh huh... you gotta
You gotta move...

You gotta move
You gotta move...

Baby, please stop messin' 'roundin
You'll be messin' around all the time
Baby, please stop messin' around
You'll be messin' around all the time
If you don't stop messin' 'round
You'll be somebody's baby
Instead of mine, yes sir

You're rockin' the temperature
My baby's cherry red
You're rockin' so hard
I fall right out of bed

I said,
Baby, please stop messin' 'round
You'll be messin' around all the time
If you don't stop messin' 'round
You'll be somebody's baby
Instead of mine

You're rockin' the temperature
My baby's cherry red
You're rockin' so hard
I fall right out of bed

I said,
Baby, please stop messin' 'round
You'll be messin' around all the time
If you don't stop messin' 'round
You'll be somebody's baby
Instead of mine

Well well well well...

You were talkin' bout'chor woman
I wish to God that'choo could see mine
You were talkin' bout'chor woman
I wish to God honey... that'choo could see mine
Every time that little girl start to loving... she bring eyesight to the blind

Lord... her daddy musta been a millionaire... 'cause I can tell by the way she walk
Her daddy musta been a millionaire... 'cause I can tell by the way she walk
Every time she start loving... the deaf and dumb begin to talk
Yeah... you know what they say

I remember one Friday morning
We was lying down across your bed
Man in the bathroom was dying... eyes were sad and I stroked his head
And I said... Lordy... ain't she pertty... and the whole state knows shes fine... yeah

And every every every time she start to loving... she bring eyesight to the blind

What a woman I got here
Lean on me baby... lean on me
Oh...

Yes... I declare she pretty and the whole state knows she's fine
Man... I declare she pretty... Lordy Lordy I declare she's fine
Every every every every time she starts to loving... she bring eyesight to the blind

Ohh... cayeah...

What'cha say baby...
Umm huh...
Thats what I thought...

You're a no good heartbreaker
You're a liar... you're a cheat
And I don't know why I let you do that thing to me
My friends keep telling me... yeah... that'choo ain't no good
Oh why... I'd leave you if I could
I guess I'm on tight
And I'm stuck like glue
Cause I ain't never
I ain't never
I ain't never... no... no...
Loved a girl the way that I
I love you

Sometimes I know I thought
You would run outta fools
But I was so wrong
Ya got the one you'll never lose
The way you treat me is shame
How could you hurt me so bad
Woh... ooo... oohh... baby you know that I'm the best thing that you ever had
Kiss me once again
Don't'choo never never say that we're through
Cause I ain't never
Never
Never... no... no...
Loved a girl the way that I
I love you... yeah

I can't sleep at night... and I can't eat a bite
And I guess I'll never be free
Since you got your hooks in me

Oh oh I.... yeah
I... yeah

I ain't never loved a woman like I love ya
I ain't never loved a girl
I ain't never loved a woman like I put my arm aroun' ya
Yeah never loved a girl

I never loved a woman like I love ya
Aah yeah...

I ain't never loved a girl

Yeah... never loved that girl