Idjit Savant

(leonard phillips/wagon/glen laughlin)

I saw you on the corner yesterday
I couldn't think of anything to say
But you just walked right by me
So i felt that i was standing in your way

I saw you at a party just last week
I tried to talk but i could hardly speak
But you jsut walked right by me
So i ran to mix myself another drink

Zeppelina, you are all that is dear to me
Zeppelina, i'm so proud that you're in my family tree
I wish that i was handsome and was wise
But you won't listen to my alibis
I'll have to wait for halloween
So that way i can see you in disguise

Zeppelina, you are all that is dear to me
Zeppelina, i'm so proud to have you in my family tree

I used to dream about you in my sleep
That when i woke up you'd be mine to keep
But now that i am married to you
I've been counting pigs instead of sheep

(leonard phillips)

Out of the rust and into the slime
Everybody knows that he's here for mankind
Toxic avenger
Would you believe-a mouse to a man!
No one from this planet can realize his plan
Toxic avenger, toxic avenger

Out of the dark and into the light
Mercilessly devastating his enemies, turning wrong to right
Toxic avenger, toxic avenger

But nobody loves him and he's such a lonely man
All they ask from him is to guard this promised land

Out of the rust and into the slime
Everybody thinks that he's out of his mind
Toxic avenger

(leonard phillips/stan lee)

I'm drivin' my pickup truck
I'm feelin' mean and i'm getting drunk
I drive all over town
Find a little critter and i run it down
Hit the brights and watch 'em freeze
Turn a little animal into head-cheese

Oh, it's roadkill
Drivin' around in my automobile
For roadkill
Ain't gonna stop 'til i get my fill

Out there by the side of the road
Might be a bunny or maybe a toad
It's guts are hanging out
Only one eye and part of a snout
I still don't think it's dead
Put it in reverse and squish it's head

Oh, it's roadkill
Drivin' around in my automobile
For roadkill
Climb out of the cab and hand me a drill
Roadkill
Ain't gonna pay their hospital bills
Roadkill
Kill a little critter just to get my thrill

Are you gonna run 'em down right now?
Yeah, i'm gonna run 'em down right now

If you drive 405
You won't find anything left alive
Suckin' suds while i'm makin' time
Squashin' little animals flat as a dime
These critters don't have a prayer
I just ran over smokey the bear

Now he's roadkill
Drivin' around in my automobile
For roadkill
Climb out of the cab and hand me a drill
Roadkill
Ain't gonna pay their hospital bills
Roadkill
Kill a little critter just to get my thrill
I love roadkill

Hit the lights
Squeeze 'em in my sights
Somebody's pet gonna need a vet
Ran one over but he ain't dead yet
This truck's a killin' machine
Pedal to the metal and i'm feelin' free
Somebody's kitty's gonna need a hysterectomy

I love roadkill

(leonard phillips/stan lee)

Now we go into the diamond mine
Nobody knows what we might find
Leftover licks from jimmy page
Parsley, sage, "rosemary" and thyme

Don't take me down
You're gonna lose your marbles in the diamond mine
Don't take me down
Welcome to the diamond mine

People tellin' me it's dark down here
There's nothin' to fear except fear itself
Jellybeans are poppin' outta my fez
Simple simon says, "you better hang on to your elf!"

Don't take me down
I don't want to lose my marbles in the diamond mine
Don't take me down
Welcome to the diamond mine

Don't tell me that you're cursed with a yardstick for the universe
Don't be afraid of what you'll find

(leonard phillips)

Wake from your sleep all you weary ones
Who are leary of the night
Look to the east all you dreary ones
Who are waiting for the light

Dawn is breaking and a new day is born
The world is singing the song of the dawn
Birds are singing
Hear them welcome the morn
They're sweetly singing the song of the dawn

Yesterday the sky was grey
Look this morning they're blue
The smiling sun tells everyone
Come and start life anew

Sing hallelujah
For the dark night is gone
The world is singing the song of the dawn
Sing hallelujah
For the dark night is gone
The world is singing the song of the dawn

(leonard phillips/stan lee)

I'm stuck inside a condo with mr. marlon brando
He tells me, "get the butter," sounds just like my mother
He wasn't nice to connie
His son, he shot somebody
For messin' with his daughter
Just like the godfather

I'm stuck inside a condo with mr. marlon brando
He's heavy and he's hairy
He's really scaring me...marlon brando

Well, i saw him in a movie
He used to be so groovy
Now he's eating mashed potatoes
He's a human winnebago

I'm stuck inside a condo with mr. marlon brando
He's a heavy dingleberry
He's really scary...marlon brando

Domino's delivery has brought me to him
Cheese and pepperoni, watch him shovel it in
He's giving me a lecture on the wages of sin
Mr. brando, please show me the door