Dawn Of The Dickies

(phillips, lee, kaballero, ainsworth)

Well i've been running for a while
And i know that i'm next in line
She's been gettin trigger happy
And i've heard so far that she's killed 9

Well it's a complicated tale
With a price on my head
And a sharp looking agent who
Wants to find me certified dead

She's an infidel zombie
She gets depressed with duress
A love that cannot find me

Let me tell you
I don't believe it
There's a bullet with my name on it now

They caught me once while i was out messin around
They put me in cemented wedges but i didn't drown
I'm back on the streets and running for my life again
But i know they'll tear it down and they're gonna start
To close in

Chorus

(phillips, huffsteter, kaballero)

Dear sirs,
To whom this may concern
There's facts id like to learn
So many things i wanna know
Especially trivial info, paraphernalia
badges and regalia
Please send me everything
Cuz i
Am interested in you
And every thing you do
I find myself at all your shows
Could you tell me where you buy your clothes
Could you sign my little sisters face
Put your signature any place
and please send me a bio

Cuz we've got fan mail
We really really read it
Fan mail
We really really need it

I sent you my letter now i want a reply
You don't know any better than you won't take your time with my
Fan mail

So i would like to know just if and when
You'll be in town again
So that i could meet with you
And brag at my friends at school
Have you been all around the world
Have you seen every kind of girl
Or are you from the other side

Cause you
You can't believe everything that you read
With the hypocrysy and the greed
The papers all the things that they say
They don't tell me anything anyway
That's why i've gotta get it straight from you
Concerning your situation
Without an obligation

Break
My fan mail(oohs and aahs)

What's this i find to my surprise
Those bands that i idolized
No longer seem to exist
Now tell what can be the cause of this
Perhaps it could be their egos
I tell you heaven only knows
I didn't even get a newsletter

Fan mail send it out to me
Fan mail special delivery

(phillips, lee)

He used to be a star of the stage and screen
But now he only sees half of everything
A funny little man with straight black hair
He lost it in an accident but he doesn't care

So, where'd his eye go
I don't know
Where did his eye go
I don't know
But nothing can stop him now

I saw him last night on the telethon
He's doing candyman with his glasses on
And then i saw him sing what kind of fool am i
He whipped off his glasses and i looked at his eye

But, where'd his eye go
I don't know
Where did his eye go
I don't know
But nothing can stop him now

(break)
We really love that boy
He's brought us so much joy
He even used to be a goy
But things are different now
And i'm still wonderin how
He'll keep an eye out for me now and then
But does he see in 3d
Where did his eye go
Is it lookin at me

He used to be a star of the stage and screen
But now he only sees half of everything
A funny little man with straight black hair
He lost it in an accident but he doesn't care