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[bizarre]

Yeah... this is dedicated to the big broads.

I'm involved with this lady and she weighs 380,
And she barely can fit in my mercedes,
She's takin' my dough, my bank account, lookin low,
And i'm bout to throw her ass out in the snow,
I buy her burgers and steaks, and all type of stuff,
But kfc and ponderosa's just not enough,

[chorus]
Dowwwnn low
Fat ho, keep it on the downnn low
Don't you be tellin your friends,
Keep it on the dowwwn low, fat ho
I thought kfc was enough,
Keep it on the dowwwn low, fat ho
I gave you all my food,

You came to my place high off picardi
Had to learn to strip dance to my boys bachelor party,
She gave me head and broke my bed,
And there's really nothin else to be said

Now keep it on the dowwwn low, fat ho,
Keep it on the downnn low,
I'm tired of shoppin at maryanne plus,
Keep it on the downnnn low, fat ho
Supersized combo,
Keep it on the downnn low fat ho,
?? a very fat ho ??
On the downnn low
You had to go and steal my cheese curls

Keep it on the downnnn low [repeat x 2]

You gotta stop pagin rico
Federation records aint got my little ??
Keep it on the down low

[proof]

Here's soul intent checkin' in at number one baby, this week.
Know what i'm sayin'? this is mc proof. [head:] and dj head!
Checkin' in on w.e.g.o, know what i'm sayin?
Ayo, we got the number one requested song of the day comin' up next.
He's a local 313 talent, he goes by the name of eminem,
And it's called "it's ok".

[women singing:]
Ain't no one special, special like you [4x]
I been searching, but your the one i want in my life baby [4x]

[eminem]
I'm reminiscing on your tenderness and the snuggling and teasing
Missing what i remember, kissing and hugging and squeezing
Bugging and weezing, i'm having trouble when breathing
It's even tougher when sleeping
But there's a couple of reasons that i'm suffering and grieving
For loving and leaving, you all i'm thinking of in the evening
You got my knees buckling and weakening
Thoughts of nothing but freaking that i'm struggling to keep in
And interrupt when i'm speaking
I got some game that i'm preparing to run
The way your lips sparkle and glare in the sun
You got your hair in a bun, no matter what you're wearing you stun
Cause your comparing to none, i wanna share in the fun
I feel a passionate lust when i'm imagining just us alone at last with a
Touch
I see you grasping to trust, but my intentions are good
The seed is passing in dust
I'm not asking to rush and answer immediately
I just wanna be there for you and you to be there for me
If you agree to repeat after me, i love you (i love you baby)
Cause i just need you to see, how much i'm eager to be
Your man legally wed, your love's keeping me fed
This is easily said, so you can lead or be led
If you care to be down cause ain't nobody like you no where to be found

[chorus:]
[women singing:]
I been searching, but your the one i want in my life baby [4x]

[kon artis]
Baby it's all on you, it's you i call on boo
Let's set a day up so you can fall on through
We'll take a spin in a lexus you can chill for dinner and breakfast
Long enough to see how this gentleman sex'es
We'll start it out with caviar, don parigne
And then when it's a fact we are warm, carry on
We'll take it slow, see nobody will hurry things
I got the herbs the bacardi and hurricane
If daiquiris are in debate and not your thing that day
It's still all right cause i got minute maid and tangeray
Your an incredible one that's rare, in bed with edible underwear
You look impeccable, nothing compares
I dream of freaking you, the women that will speak it too so
It seems that there is not an end to things that we can do so
Now we all set to play, only thing left to say is
When you step away, baby but don't forget the neglicie

[chorus:]
[women singing:]
I been searching, but your the one i want in my life baby [8x]
Ain't no one special, special like you [2x]

(feat. da brigade)

[repeat * 3]
All my ladies say what what what
And all my dogz say what what what

Ladies and gentlemen may i grab your attention
Its the dopest m.c from the midwest
Did i mention?
So clap your hands and stomp your feet
And party on down to the bizarre kid beat
Throw your hands in the air so i can feel it
"its the big guy rappin with the idiotic _"
Forget your small talk watch bizarre kid get wild
Garauntee to get your girl warm like a reptile
Big chubby guy comin straight from 7 mile
Your girl heard my style
And said "oo he's foul"
So tell your man to stop trippin bro
Or he gunna get rushed by 10 guys he dont even know
Representin the _, moneys wut im gettin
*still gigglin bush* , my styles forbiddin
Its the big guy, do the butterfly to the ground
And the base head bounce
Man i got that packed down
Man forget the night
We gunna party till the day
And im a strip dance at your girlfriends cabera

[repeat * 3]
All my ladies say what what what what
And all my dogz say what what what what

Does bizarre roll with slim shady? - yah yah
Quick to drive up in your mercedes - yah yah
Datin ladies nearly 80 - yah yah
Now who in this rap game could fade me?
Some of you rap guys never heard of me
Somtimes i be in dallas or even north new jersy
Forget the moet we drinkin hen dog all night
And pass the _ so i can get high as a kite
A slow song come on its time to dirty dance
And right now im grabbin any girl i can
Grab her butt cheeks and hold her real tight
And tell her me and you were gettin "wild the night"
Gimme your beeper number and checks before you leave
"ai yo call me tomorow and ask for steve"
Oh no this shit i couldnt beleive
Me and _ grabded her by her knees
Snatched outta her weed
And grabbed the car keys

[repeat * 2]
All my ladies say what what what what
And all my dogz say what what what what

Now everybody throw they hands up
This aint a stick
We came to this jam
To buy _ and play a game of pick up
With any big butt freaks thats done for tha cause
And yo bizarre was at the bar down _

Im still game spittin while you still get in
Still gettin down how we livin
Wild like we outta prison
Run our mouth, kick in doors
And im talkin to a chicken head that could be yours

Slam dancin with girls just to see they chest bump
Now everybody bu bu bum bump bump
And get down to the sounds that we can cock jump
Or mess around and get your whole dam block jumped

Watch you beeper when im walkin throught the crowd
Witch one of ya'll actin wild, gettin loud
You still screamin that sumebody steady hatin on you
We in the parkin lot 50 deep waitin on you
Da brigade actin up and we still scrapin
Walkin back up in the club like aint nuttin happened

What what what
All my ladies say what what what
And all my dogz say what what what
All the d.j's play my cut cut cut

This guy is crazy
This guy is a weirdo
Outsidaz, what you wanna do
This is the gang im in
Outsidaz, comin to you

Lord have mercy for any rapper that showed up
First it was oklahoma now its your house im blowin up
Cuz im quick to butt fuck yo moms
And fuck a nine bizarre's shootin nuclear bombs
Think about it before you diss me on a track
I hang with niggas that just got out and ready to go back
Bizarre making wack crews fold
Me and bill clinton wanna bust in hoes that only 14 years old (shes young)
Doin drive by's in fuckin pink caddies
Tie you up and beat you worse the l l cool j's daddy
This is a crime that even mc gruff couldnt solve
Chew dog and its not you niggas is what leavin in __
You don fucked around and gotta get a fix
Ya'll niggas in trouble cuz i done fucked around and hit a six
Who the fuck is ya'll wack niggas ignoring
Put me in a room full of murderers they be dead by the mornin

[2x]
Rap guys - liten to me
Listen to me rap guys
Diss bizarre you die

We can do this like men
Or talk it out real right
Or do it my way and drive by later on tonite
Break in your house hang your sister by her shirt
Bury her in the dirt, wait for you moms to get home from work
Id a killed so many m.c's i cant count the number
Niggas writin me letters say "i know what you did last summer"
One rapper tested me and though i was a punk
And i aint seen his body since i threw it out of my trunk
Fuck around and throw your ass in the lake
And never be found like my high school prom date
Bizarre stick ill, shoot vein in my fathers vein
And watch a nigga die like sugar hill
I'm sicker the a transvestite gettin fucked by a paraplegic
I say dumb shit when im weeded
Your girl sucked me, bitch you better duck me
Or fuck around end up room mates with mike hutley

[3x]
Rap guys - liten to me
Listen to me, rap guys
Diss bizarre you die

I be watchin shows from here to chi town
Tell your boys this his last day im shuttin this block down
Im the type a guy come to your stage show and boo you
Tell you you can use my sample
And two weeks later i'll screw you
Diss me on your stage show
Diss my while you high
But aint no garauntee youll make it out this bitch fuckin alive
I got weed and drinks and some fuckin slut
Fuck her in the butt, burn her back with hot cigarette butts
Quick to throw the fuckin nine up
My crew gets more dirty looks then queen latifa in a police line up
Dont wind up like your boy name romer
Have your parents wondering when your ass is comin out this coma
Smell the aroma when my crew hits the stage
Somebody stop this machine in a rage
Fuck your girl disrespect her then i teck her
Bizarre 98 bitch federation records

[2x]
Rap guys - liten to me
Listen to me rap guys
Diss bizarre you die

Your mother!
You fuckin faggot

There once was a man who liked to jump around
But he got too old to jump up and down
So he put down the mic and picked the guitar up
Started singin the blues like there was no tomorrow
Left his boys in the house of pain
It was the wisest decision he ever made

But the dumbest thing that he could ever do
Is try to pump a 380 at those that act shady
Tell me now what you gonna do
Cuz i remember all those years
How it was when you were here
I remember how it was
How it was when you were young
Yesterday was so long ago
Kid rock and limp bizkit came along
Now nobody wanna here your old ass sing no more

I remember back when you had the knack
And i remember when you had your first heart attack
I was right there laughin when i heard the news
I just wish the cardiac would have murderered you
Maybe ice-t is right you are a bitch
You come around when your broke
And leave when your rich

But the dumbest thing that he could ever do
Is try to pump a 380 at those who act shady
Tell me now what you gonna do
Cuz i remember all those years
How it was when you were here
I remember how it was
How it was when you were young
Yesterday was so long ago
Kid rock and limp bizkit came along
Now nobody wanna here your old ass sing no more

Remeber back in 94 like right before ms. everlast was whitey ford
Before his heart attack had him on life support
When house of pain was outta fame
Like some one douced the flame
And maybe they destined never to jump around again
Or ever further back when i first had heard the knack
And you were down with syndicate
I went to get your shit man i was into it
But then you went and took your style and switched the shit
Now you sound rediculous
You dickless piece of shit how could you diss me bitch
I liked you, thought you was alright for a white dude
Remember sway and tech when came up and sat beside you
Started rhymin then you left the room and didnt say goodbye or nuttin
Like you mad cuz some one else is white and tryin rhyme or sumtin
Im sorry man i wasnt tryin to steal your light or nuttin
But your a homo sexual white rappin irish ( )
Man i wish i was irish then i could be a ( ) too
Then i'd be confused as you
And i wouldnt know what to do
Wuts up with you, i never fucked wit you
Why would you fuck with me
Knowing i could rap circles around you
Wut you nutz as me ?
Plus i could sing better then you and i dont fuckin sing
And probably play guitar better and i aint never touched a string
But i aint mad at you i'd hate me to if i was you
Im what your used to be, shit you was me in 92
So ever time i right a lyric im a think of you
And maybe that will help me know what its like to sing the blues

Cuz i remember all those years
How it was when you were here
I remember how it was
How it was when you were young
Yesterday was so long ago
Kid rock and limp bizkit came along
Now no one wanna here your old ass sing no more

Fuckin faggot sissy, fuck
And by the way 380's a fuckin sissy gun
You gunna shoot somebody use a fucking real gun
You little bitch, next time you use my name in a song
Dont be subliminal about it
You gunna fuckin diss me, diss me you fuckin faggot
Fuckin punk pussy, fucking little bitch
Fuckin cunt , fuck it!

[gun shots followed by screaming]

[proof:]
Pow-pow! straight off the corral
Now, the dirtiest street vet from the mile
Is vexed without the techs and six shooter
Body bullet polluter, perverted intruder
Now who the, fuck wanna buck with the diseased, that's dis-eased
I got a bitch named trigger, my main-squeeze will make your brain
Freeze
Dirty d is dope like cane

[eye-kyu:]
Remained eased, maintain chill status with no pause
Hot slugs to your carriages, turn your dome to coleslaw
My only thought is survival before my arrival
I'm jumping out on niggas like i'm 5-0
Smack 'em up like a pack of trifling fly hoes
Any opportunity to mangle i never pass up
Fucking your clique with broom sticks - face down, ass up
Dirty dozen packing the shit to turn your chest red
With our dick in ya mouth, fucking everything you just said

[eminem:]
Yeah yeah bitch, coming to a block near you is dirty dozen
Nasty like a stank, slut bitch with 30 husbands
When i was 5 i was already fuckin'
And playing x-rated cassettes in teddy ruxpin
I used to walk up and down the block cussin'
Locked in youth homes at 6 with glocks bussin'
I grew up with not ballers, who got dollars
Shot callers with guns and rotwillers

[bizarre:]
By any means necessary i'm on a killing spree
It's the devil in me, intoxicated with brown hennessy
Beware life ain't fair and i don't care
Cher braids my hair while her kids are in day-care
Two blunts and i'm out for lunch
Your whore said i'm here "sugar pie, honey bunch"
This bizarre kid, that ain't the answer
You're more uncomfortable than an anorexic cat with fucking cancer

[chorus:]
Here's your chance to advance
Get in your stance i'll shot the holster off your cowboy pants
Here's your chance to advance
Get in your stance i'll shot the holster off your cowboy pants
Here's your chance to advance
Get in your stance i'll shot the holster off your cowboy pants
Here's your chance to advance
Get in your stance i'll shot the holster off your cowboy pants

[bizarre:]
Back from the studio boy, i don't wanna mingle
Smoking lsd, working on lou roths new single
Who's the big guy who's quick like sugar ray
Fuck calgon bitch, bizarre might take you away
Give up the pussy cause i know you a freak
?? in a week, cause my kids got to eat
Date raping anorexic girls in my beat-up car
(hold up bizarre, you taking that shit too far!!!)
But i can't stop cause my brains ain't there

[eminem:]
Bust a nut then drop that bitch in lake st. clair
Your mistakes ain't rare, your rap style annoys
You rap like a bitch plus i can't stand your voice
Bitch you suck, you whack as fuck, eat a dick
You need a brick upside your dome, we be the clique
Runnin' you down in carloads
Leaving you smashed down on tar roads, flat line like barcodes

[eye-kyu:]
Put up your guard hoes, i'm blazing heat the way we speak
Not even nike could cover these amazing feats
Burning rappers eternally, internally and externally
For half stepping like one-legged fraternities
Quickdraw mcgraw, aka eye-kyu
Putting something inside you, leaving holes that i see right through
For anyone obstructing my view, my art of attack
Is slugs through your chest, that'll blow your heart out your back
Making sure you get fed, with a whole lot of led
And throw you over the ambassador bridge and scream "drop dead!"

[proof:]
Largely, i'm out to stack equations, without a tax-evasion
Make moms say "that's amazing," all the same like black and asian
My pack evasion, attack a stage and you blush like a cadillac,
I wish your fleet would try to battle rap,
Or make a man bleed, like a cattle pack stampede
Front and co-sign my hands leave
Think to recognize like sam sneed
My ?? dispose ya, froze ya, another classic closure
The death-master out to blast ya
My team runs shit, from from the d e side, down to last ya
Past the, norm, my crew swarm, molest the children of the corn
Dirty d 'till infinity, now bring it on

[chorus:]
Here's your chance to advance
Get in your stance i'll shot the holster off your cowboy pants
Here's your chance to advance
Get in your stance i'll shot the holster off your cowboy pants
Here's your chance to advance
Get in your stance i'll shot the holster off your cowboy pants
Here's your chance to advance
Get in your stance i'll shot the holster off your cowboy pants

Purple hills



Purple hills


[chorus]
I been so many places
I've seen so many faces
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple hills
I've climbed the highest mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple hills
[eminem]
Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of lawsuits iside her palm
It's mr. mischief with a trick up his sleeve
To roll up on you like christopher reeves
I can't describe the vibe i get
When i drive by 6 people
And 5 i hit
Ah shit
I started a mosh pit
Squashed a chick
And lost the foster kids
This room makes me hallucinate
Then i sweat till i start losing weight
Till i see dumb shit start happenin'
Dumber than vanilla ice tryin' to rap again
So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce
I said c'mon bounce
Everybody in the house doin' mass amounts
To the women in the thongs, with they asses out
We don't bullshit, better ask around
D12 throws the bomb and gas your town
Bizarre, your mom is crashing out
Help me get her on the couch 'fore she passes out

[kon artist & kuniva]
Fuck that, someone help denaun
He's upstairs wrestling with elton john
Hey von, you see me stepping on these leprechauns?
It gotta be tums the ex-lax is gone
Yeah i took a ?? with some parmesian
And i think my arm is gone
Nah, it's probably numb
Young, dumb and full of shit
And i think he 'bout to swallow his tongue
Scary ass it was a false alarm
You think i'm about to die when i just got off
Well stop acting stupid
You so high
That you might wake up with a guy on some new shit
I think i did too much
I think i got the runs
Rolaids, pepto, and tums
Watch out here it comes!

[chorus]

[hook]
Dirty dozen
80 of us
Shady brothers
Ladies love us
That's why our baby mothers
Love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out
And date each other
Some-, something, something, something
Something, something, something, something
Umm i dunno

[proof]
Hop hills
Hills i hop
Hop two hills
On stilts i walk
Snort ?? lines that were filled with chalk
Thought it was incredible and can't ?
I wanna roll away
Like a rollerblade
Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days
And when i'm old and gray
Yeah i'm gonna go for broke
I hope you don't
Pack up my nose with soap
*cough cough cough*
Am i supposed to choke?
Had an accident when the trojan broke
Ahh, poor baby
Born by whore lady
Now i'm paying child support
(it's your baby!)

[swifty]
I take four shots at one time
I don't need to chase when i'm swallowing mine
Hey you got any room
In bizarre's hatch back
We can't go far
Cuz the car has flats
Why the hell you people think i rap?
Because my mother taught me
How to breach contracts
If you got cash
Then hide it soon
(swift, chill)
I just wanna get by like you
And i don't give a damn if you find me rude
Me, the crew, to hell with you too
I only need three blunts then i'm cool
I just got some and i'm going back soon

[chorus]

[bizarre]
I'm at rave
Looking at a babe
Like she want it
Gin and tonic demonic
Body smell like vomit
Looney, crazy, dopey headed, sexy head guy
Whipped cream, dirty mattresses
Wanna try
Blue hills, golden seals
Got bizarre actin' ill
Drugs kill
(yeah right)
Chick i'm for real
Shut your mouth you dirty girl
You know you want me in your world
Ladies, please don't fight
Bizarre's here all night!!!

[chorus]

[hook]

[bizarre]
Yeah...ha ha ha (bang!), yeah, bizarre kid comin' at you
Eminem and fuzz, and mr. swifty, ha ha

[swift]
No one's iller than me (wha?)
No one, no one is iller than me
No one is iller than me
It's mr. swifty from the 313...

I make rappers wanna turn into singers
I keep hoes lickin' they fingers
Bring this competition and face this meanin'
Got your whole crew doing subpeonas
Hell nah you ain't seen a crew genius
Murder whoever's between us, pack your heaters
Keep it close, you can't beat us
While your whole crew treat us like g's, you best believe this
I done made quadrapalegics outta these non-rappin rejects
While the whole world ejects your tape, it ain't no secret
That your shit sounds fake, you can't stop it my mind state
Makes it too late for cops in tryin' to stop the crime rate
I'm like two-face, i'm painful to rappers then you can tell
From these shells, how i gotta bend 'em like route canals
I erase all trails, somethin' farther from gettin' bail
Makes you wanna kill an emcee yourself, you might as well
Be within a 25 to life sentence, on linkin' trials
Horrified, and keep on frontin', repentin' and lose they bowels
Everything is foul when swift's around, vacate now
Niggas dumb enough to try to front and escape, how?
I'm gonna take this 'gnac and drink it straight wild
Niggas steady fallin' in my face like milk crates, blaaaow!

It's swifty from the 313
Like i said no one is iller than me, unnhh!

[bizarre]
Me and eminem and mike
Drivin' down van dyke
Get my dick sucked late at night by a fuckin' transvestite
Still on probation for stranglin' my boy jason
Should be takin' my medication, it's 9 to 10 i'm facin'
Last week this old man i had to blast
Cuz he tried to help me out when my car was out of gas
Ripped this old lady, hung her neck by a hook
Didn't realize it was my grandmother 'til i checked her pocketbook
Fuckin' with the white boys got me back on crack
Better explain where the hell your tvs and vcrs is at
I done lost 100 pounds, i ain't been eatin' like i should
This wounded dog in the street is sure lookin' good!
Rob this little boy in his fuckin' paper route
Throwin' bottles at day care centers and yell "everybody get out"!
My girl beat my ass and shot me in the back with a 2-piece
Cuz she found out i was havin' an affair with her 10-year old niece

No one, no one's iller than me
It's bizarre kid straight from the 313
No one, no one is iller than me
It's bizarre kid straight from the 313

[eminem]
Nobody better test me, cuz i don't wanna get messy
Especially when i step inside this bitch, dick freshly
New lugz, give the crew hugs, guzzle two mugs
Before i do drugs that make me throw up like flu bugs
True thugs, rugged unshaven messy scrubs
Whippin' 40-bottles like the fuckin' pepsi clubs
Down a fifth, crack open a six
I'm on my seventh 8-ball, now i gotta take a piss
I'm hollerin' at these hoes that got boyfriends
Who gives a fuck who they was
I'm always takin' someone else's girl like cool j does
They probably don't be packin' anyways, do they fuzz?
We walked up, stomped they asses and blew they buzz
Mics get sandblasted
Stab your abdomen with a hand crafted pocketknife and spill your antacid
Sprayed your motherfuckin' crib up when i ran past it
Fuckin' felon, headed to hell in a handbasket
Talkin' shit will get you, your girl and your man blasted
Kidnapped and slapped in a van wrapped in saran plastic
Get your damn ass kicked, by these fantastic
Furious four motherfuckers
Flashin' in front of your face without the grand masters

Slim shady, ain't nobody iller than me

[fuzz]
I run shit like an ass with legs
Massive lead to leave your cabbage red
Similar to your ass in a casket dead
Drastic spread of acid heads
Come to abort you like a bastard egg
That trash you said got you standin' on plastic legs
Ask the feds from past the edge
Rockin' the most classic threads
Flashin' bread, roll down the window
Bitch you got some fantastic legs, you can get 'til that ass get red
You can get 'til that ass get red
Bizarre you get him and him, swift you get him and him
I'll get him and him, leave the other two for my nigga eminem
Never writer's block, i block writers
My block's tighter, ante up and get your top fighters
Got fired for jumpin' the counter with a mop stick
Some bitch ran up screamin' get the cops quick!
And got drop kicked, now she screamin' "stop it..."
Got clips to stop shit, rock shit and grab this hot shit
Wherever you shop bitch, fuzz scooter '97 crop pick
Sick a-ya'll niggaz lookin' at me like i got tits
I shoot a rocket through your optic
You niggaz still don't know the top pick?
I got bricks, lose my foot in your ass
And have you shittin' socks bitch!
We rock shit, leave your fuckin' knot split
Grab the green from al by showin' him hot grits
(no one...)

Ain't nobody iller than me

[bizarre]
It's the mr. fuzzy from the 313
No one, no one is iller than me
It's eminem and swift from the 313
No one, no one is iller than me
It's fuzz and buzz-arre from the 313

You have now witnessed 4 ill emcees!
From the home of potholes and trash
We'll lyrically blast...