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Butch the gay santa claus, filled with christmas cheer
Butch the gay santa claus, his beard tickles your ear
All the children at the mall wait for their surprise
It's not just rudolph's nose that's red when they sit on his thighs
Oh

He squeezes down your chimney, greased up with frankencense
With bulging gifts for little boys leave dangling ornaments
Butch the gay santa claus, filled with christmas cheer
If you're very good he might come more than once this year
More than once this year
More than once this year

Harry belafonte cover


Shake, shake, shake, senora, shake your body line
Shake, shake, shake, senora, shake it all the time
Work, work, work, senora, work your body line
Work, work, work, senora, work it all the time

My girl's name is senora
I tell you friends, i adore her
And when she dances, oh brother
She's a hurricane in all kinds of weather

(jump in the line, rock your body in time) ok, i believe you
(jump in the line, rock your body in time) ok, i believe you
(jump in the line, rock your body in time) ok, i believe you
(jump in the line, rock your body in time) whoa

Shake, shake, shake, senora, shake your body line
Shake, shake, shake, senora, shake it all the time
Work, work, work, senora, work your body line
Work, work, work, senora, work it all the time

You can talk about cha cha
Tango, waltz, or the rumba
Senora's dance has no title
You jump in the saddle
Hold on to the bridle

(jump in the line, rock your body in time) ok, i believe you
(jump in the line, rock your body in time) rock your body, child!
(jump in the line, rock your body in time) somebody help me!
(jump in the line, rock your body in time) whoa

Shake, shake, shake, senora, shake your body line
Shake, shake, shake, senora, shake it all the time
Work, work, work, senora, work your body line
Work, work, work, senora, work it all the time

Senora, she's a sensation
The reason for aviation
And fellas, you got to watch it
When she wind up she bottom she go like a rocket

(jump in the line, rock your body in time) ok, i believe you
(jump in the line, rock your body in time) hoist those guns a little higher!
(jump in the line, rock your body in time) jumpin' jiminy
(jump in the line, rock your body in time) whoa oh oh oh

Shake, shake, shake, senora
Shake your body line
Work, work, work, senora
Work it all the time

Dance, dance, dance, senora
Dance it all the time
Work, work, work, senora
Work it all the time

Senora dances calypso
Left to right is the tempo
And when she gets the sensation
She go up in the air
Come down in slow motion

(jump in the line, rock your body in time) ok, i believe you
(jump in the line, rock your body in time) somebody, help me!
(jump in the line, rock your body in time) ok, i believe you
(jump in the line, rock your body in time) whoa

Shake, shake, shake, senora, shake your body line
Shake, shake, shake, senora, shake it all the time
Shake, shake, shake, senora!!

Lyrics courtesy of meisje

2:29, last call
Drink 'em or lose 'em, we're grabbin' 'em all
I got a cab but no friends in the world
Won't you come home with me, i love you girl.
We'll watch the posters spin on the ceiling
We'll get disgusting then we'll share this feeling
'cause you gotta try, you gotta try when it's 2:29
I'll try, you gotta try when it's 2:29

She's gotta go, it's been a long night
Something is starting to not feel right,
Perfectly normal when he started out
Why can't she just tell him off and ignore his pout?
He's got a wrist band, and a disorder
Blocking the exit with the drink he poured her
'cause you gotta try, you gotta try when it's 2:29
I'll try, you gotta try when it's 2:29

Just in time for 2:29....
It's closing time
It's 2:20, 2:29

He wants a guest star
For something bizarre
Mentally underpar
Why is his fly ajar
And in the whole bar
She had to catch his eye
And it happens every time
'cause you gotta try, you gotta try when it's 2:29
I'll try, you gotta try when it's 2:29

Just in time for 2:29
It's closing time
It's 2:20, 2:29

Please note that the russian stuff in the song was left out here since i don't have that character set handy.

She said, "it's not drug abuse,
They're diet pills," was her excuse
Nobody wants a woman with a big caboose."
(you must forgive your mom)
She cleaned the house in half an hour
Mildew didn't have a chance in the shower
My mom was always higher than the ol' sears tower
(responsibility that sickens your heart)
My mom was no fat broad

She tied the tubing for a bulging vein
Hit that mainer then she sped away
Like the white tornado of avenue a
(your mother was very unhappy)
My mom was no fat broad
Oompah doompah doompah doompadee doo
Fear of bulbous rollin round lookin like augustus gloop
It's the runway model vogue
That made my momma swallow you
Momma's little helpers got her mind crazy singin' the blues

She kept her stash on top of the fridge
I tried to flush it down the toilet one time
I was six
I still remember the fit that she pitched
My mom was not fat...she was nuts.

They took the gurney down the stairs and the policeman said
That i could ride with him in his front seat
He said, "my little man, your mom is at peace."

My mom was no fat broad

Everything's gonna be nice and sweet
When i come sweep you off your feet
You won't think i'm such a creep
When i change your mind
I was nice and you were cold
You were bored when i was bold
I just want my jellies rolled
When i change your mind

You don't want me
At least not in that way
You don't want me
And that drives me crazy

Your ignorin' hurts my pride
Don't you want my pleasure ride
I've got to have you by my side
When i change your mind

Now my foolish heart sure don't skip a beat
When you haul your tired ass across the street
I'd sell my soul for an airplane seat
Now that i changed your mind