Ferociously Stoned

No pennies from heaven, no pennies in my hand
Think your drinkin' wine dad it's blood of the lamb
That's no way to treat your son now is it abraham
After he busted his ass for you
You've never known hunger, never took a risk
Through you know you should, you know you'd never
Raise a fist
If the boss asked you to jump you know
You'd find the nearest cliff
That man talks down to you
And you talk down to me too now

Master and slave in equal parts
Split down the middle drinkin' doubles at the bar
Master and slave god bless you both
I got two for the price of one
(such a deal for your only son)

When will this tension be all over
For fallen sons and fathers too
I'm down to my last dime
No faith in mankind
C'mon let's swing into the groove...

Like jack homer backed up in a corner
But i never saw a slice of no pie
Too busy standin' in line
Just waitin' for bread
But the father he walks the water
He ain't never tossed a nickel to his son
Ain't i your prodigal boy?
Ain't i your pride and joy?

Friends and romans i'm your brother
I'm scratchin' to hang on
The pursuit of happiness is just a carpetbaggers con
When a can of pork and beans could change my attitude
You won't give it up but i coulda been you
While the masters and slaves scratch
For pieces of the dream
For purple mountain majesties
Whatever the hell that means

They give up on each other
And that's the way they get ahead
But i can still see the stars
Through these red, white, and blue prison bars

Master and slave in equal parts
Split down the middle drinkin' doubles at the bar
Master and slave god bless you both
I got two for the price of one
(such a deal for your only son)

Don't like your tone you sound confused
Because your ma said i was born too loose
I smoke my menthols and sport my rings
She don't like me running with my posse the suicide kings
Freaky toy girl don't you crack you whip on me

I'll take you from your home
And give you what you want in a man
I got skin smooth as chrome
I'll get you stickier than strawberry jam
So don't you cross me or get sly
I'm an american insensitive guy
And i don't give a rat's ass
About polite society or questions of class

Leave a sexy corpse live fast and die young
This is what i want to do
I'm destiny's child ride tree or die
With suicide superstar cool

The wind is cold the times are hard
You've got to live before you're chucked in the sod
It's all a hustle out on the street
Black leather gimme tougher skin
So that i can compete
Ain't nobody gonna crack that whip

Eight ball in the pocket with a voodoo moan
You can't trust him 'cause he's never alone
Then he'll start talkin' chicken shit
And grab your fuzzy dice
That's when my hounds begin to howl
That's when my dog begins to growl
Don't be shy, take off your towel
And get to slammin'
Dr bones dr. bones dr. bones
I loves you dr. bones
Shake shake shake, shake and rattle
Rattle them dr bones
Come on and shake shake shake and rattle
Rattle them dr. bones

He'll get sniffin' when your fish is gashed
He likes you best when your banana's mashed
He's only happy with your girlfriend's pie
And his bony fingers up your ass
He's breakin' eggs all over the place
Don't tell me you're my friend
Just get the fuck out of my face
You got me pukin' in the kitchen sink
I've lost my baby and i've had too much to drink

Shake shake shake, shake and rattle
Rattle them dr bones
Come on and shake shake shake and rattle
Rattle them dr bones

Mamma married a big asshole, whiskey bottles on the floor
He just keeps on watchin' tv, stepchild tired of being poor
Kitchen smells like rotten garbage
I can't chew my food my face is sore
Momma didn't come home last evening
Neighbors say that she's a whore
Some folks never want for nuthin'
I'm, a worn out hand me down
Stupid rich kid gets me angry
Lord i'm gonna cut him down
Now i'm grown up same old story
At 21 i fell in love
She left me just like the others
Jesus why'd you curse my love?

Drunk daddy broke my fingers
Drunk daddy done kicked my head
Drunk daddy smashed my sister
Turned my whole world red (blood red)

I haul the burden for the high and mighty
But i'm the top hat devil's son
I got the luck of the drunk, try an' nail me
I'm the bullseye - aim you gun
Yesterday they shook your hand boy
Now they're gonna stab your back
I can hear their sickening laugher
Sneakin' like a siamese cat
Back stage in the club bathroom
A graven image on the wall
I'm about to get my vengeance
Lights go down in the hall
You gotta move fast to beat the devil
You arm is too short to box with god
Big shadow in the doorway
He's not going to spare the rod (so get out)

Drunk daddy broke my fingers
Drunk daddy done kicked my head
Drunk daddy smashed my sister
Turned my whole world red (blood red)

It's a lie no blushes for baby
She told me that ain't nice
You want a flower 'cause pleasure equals power
Don't you, fraulein?
I want someone to face it
To take me as i am
Don't wanna lie and tell you
That i am a better man
Roses, candy, engagement rings
Why must we play these games?

Don't trust me baby 'cause my heart is a stone
Don't cry your eyes out that lust makes me cold
I am powered by instinct and i won't be told
Don't touch me sugar 'cause i'll take your gold

Love is nothin' much to me
Don't get your dander up
This one's rotten to the core (now come on)
Midas in reverse i want to steal it - come on
Midas always seductin' angel you will fall - for me
Midas in reverse i want to feel it - come on
Midas always seductin' angel

Why must we play these games?

My fleshammer is comin' down on you
I'll flunk you out of obedience school
An exterminating angel my love is a bitch
My love gun's not a gentleman
Trigger finger's itch

Love is nothin' much to me
Don't get your dander up
This one's rotten to the core (now come on)
Midas in reverse i want to steal it - come on
Midas always seductin' angel you will fall - for me
Midas in reverse i want to feel it - come on
Midas always seductin' angel

I thought i was bad thought l'ze a kickn' stud
I thought i had a knockn' stroll
I caught a momma glidin' through the alley
A big pink pussycat she said "meow"
She said her name was tammy
And her sugar hills worked the cure
I came to her in jammies
And i left so-phista-mature

Dirty mutha fuzz

Well the next day i hung over
My head still hurt like hell
I begged to her have mercy
But she pounded on me just like a nail
She unwrapped all by chocolates
I opened up all her cans
She spread herself out like a banquet and said
"i'm gonna punish you my man"

Dirty mutha fuzz

I got my fine sexy sheba here
She only smokes the peckerilla
It's like we're chillin' down in graceland
She's elvis - i'm priscilla

Dirty, yeah she loves you dirty mutha fuzz
She's built like a candy store and lord i ate too much
Dirty, she's got the velvety hand cuffs
I tell ya fellas i got whip marks on my butt
Dirty, yea my tickle turned into a scream
I tasted the cool whip and produced my whip cream
Little orphan annie's got on red stiletto heels
She said, "you love it, you love it,
Just gaze up at me as you kneel"

When she went for the whip fellas
A chill went down my spine
Such an innocent face
With such an evil mind

I pushed the buttons on her blaster
John coltrane began to bop
I started workin' on a solid rhythm
With horns over the top
All at once she whispered
"a little fertilizer will make it grow"
Her blubber cups bucked a blizzard
And i covered her with snow

Dirty mutha fuzz

Dirty, yeah she loves you dirty mutha fuzz
She's built like a candy store and lord i ate too much
Dirty, she's got the velvety hand cuffs
I tell ya fellas i got whip marks on my butt
Dirty, yea my tickle turned into a scream
I tasted the cool whip and produced my whip cream
Little orphan annie's got on red stiletto heels
She said, "you love it, you love it
You're not above it -- you're dirty."

Tentacles are groping
We crawled out of the sea
Jelly stained reptile brained
Formless and squishy
And still we have these minds
And that fishy kinda flux
All unglued, loose and ballooned
Slippery as a slug
Like an octopussy swimmin'
In a bath of lemonade
Licorice gas our hearts our ass
Breeding life
You don't understand your minds' music
Lacks a funky bass
No balls, tour walls
I got solar system space

I got diabolic tastemake
Got my source of creation

Angle eyes to skyward
There's a mustache comm' down
Tongue is red givin' head
Lickin' up the moon
A self portrait in vomit
I spit it in the rug
Look inside, there you'll find
I'm of noble blood
Creative acts in liquid
Smearin' doo doo on the walls
I got spanked when i yanked niagra falls
Goddesses of beauty, i worship your booty
I crashed her gash
I suffered in her succotash

I got diabolic tastemaker
Got my source of creation