Fishin' For Woos

The weekend's finally here
And it's me and my bestest friends
Hit the town, put the week behind us
Rocking the same spots again and again
Feels like nothing will ever stop us
No rain or sleet or snow
Tonight there's not a cloud in the sky
While we cool outside on the stereo

We're always on a mission to finally get it right
The life of the party comes in bottles, cans, and pints
We talk about it, sing about it, sneak it onto planes
And every single week someone says the same thing

This has been a great night
No one got into a fight
Met some girls, saw a band
Everything went just as planned
The only thing that we forgot
Was stocking up by 12 o'clock
We'll never persevere
We've got friends, chicks, guitars, and no beer

We've been in this band
Longer than most of our fans have been
We get started up about 6 O'clock
And we go until most of us just can't stand
And it never ceases to amaze me
Just when things start to get good
Is this record on repeat right now?
Whoever hit the store must have misunderstood

We're always on a mission to finally get it right
The life of the party comes in bottles, cans, and pints
We talk about it, sing about it, sneak it onto planes
And every single week someone says the same thing

This has been a great night
No one got into a fight
Met some girls, rocked the show
Where'd the back-up stairs go?
It's not the first time we forgot
To send someone by 12 o'clock
We'll never persevere
We've got friends, chicks, guitars, and no beer

We've got friends, chicks, guitars, and no beer.
No beer…

This could be the worst night ever
Is what we say every time
Maybe we should plan ahead
Or at least start drinking wine!

This has been a great night
No one got into a fight
Met some girls, saw a band
Everything went just as planned
The only thing that we forgot
Was stocking up by 12 o'clock
We'll never persevere
We've got friends, chicks, guitars, and no beer

We've got friends, chicks, guitars, and no beer
We've got friends, chicks, guitars, and no beer
We've got friends, chicks, guitars, and no beer

Make me something out of nothing, you're good at that.
I could be tripping but I think it's time we got back
To being apart if you want to.
Back and forth like a pinball stuck between
Those rubber bumpers on the top of the machine.

We can call it a day if you want to.
We can run away if you want to.

It's okay, it's all good.
You get a smiley face for showing your good side,
We're going worldwide.
You know you can't shake it,
Why don't we just get naked?

We go together like peanut butter and jam,
And most days there's no doubt I'm your biggest fan.
I buy you flowers and gum 'cause I want to.

You hold my hand on roller coasters 'cause you get scared
And when you throw up 'cause it makes you sick, I hold your hair.

You tell me your fine, but I want to.
You can be mine if you want to.

It's okay, it's all good.
You get a smiley face for showing your good side,

We're going worldwide.
You know you can't shake it,
Why don't we just get naked?

If everything's fine, why don't we just get
Naked in the front yard,
Naked on our Christmas card,
In the pool, in the hall,
In the fountain at the mall,
Naked selling lemonade,
Marching in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

It's okay, it's all good.
You get a smiley face for showing your good side,
We're going worldwide.
You know you can't shake it,
Why don't we just get naked?

It's okay, it's all good.
You get a smiley face for showing your good side,
We're going worldwide.
You know you can't shake it,
Why don't we just get naked?

I met her at the Sonic
She was listening Detonic
With her I-Pod and her roller skates

She said her name was Summer
When I asked her for her number
She said "Never mind I get off at eight".

She had eyes like Heaven, face like an angel
But she had the body from Hell

Cause in a half an hour
We were naked in the shower
Taking dirty pictures on my cell

Then she whispered in my ear

I've never done
I've never done
I've never done anything like this
I've never done anything like this

Yeah, right!

She drove me in her Saturn
To the Sweetwater Tavern
Just a block of the Denton Square

She did a shot of Jager
And she made out with the waiter
While I was just sitting there

Before too long her
Clothes came off
Like something out of girl's gone wild

Had to come up with the bail,
Just to get her out of jail
And she threw up at the passenger's side

Then she whispered in my ear

I've never done
I've never done
I've never done anything like this
I've never done anything like this

Yeah, right!

She says that trouble never finds her
No fucked up history behind her
She says she's never stolen anything
Except the car we're driving

Oh shit!

Then she whispered in my ear

I've never done
I've never done
I've never done anything like this
I've never done anything like this
I've never done anything like this
I've never done anything like this

Yeah, right!
Yeah, right!

I walked the whole nine yards
Across town and missed the boat
I gave your diamond ring
To the ruff part of the sea
I left a pocket full of sunshine
In my other jeans
And then it rained cats and dogs
And I'm allergic to them all
Yeah

Try not to think about it
Try not to dwell on it
But I like to worry myself sometimes
About things I can't control
I didn't wear a smile today
I looked up and all the blue skies turned gray
I don't know how I'm expected to carry on this way
This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day
This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day

Embraced my red letter day
And then the mail didn't run
I stopped to smell a rose
But ate shit and poisoned oak
I went out on a limb
And a little bird told me off
I took one for the road
And drove directly into a wall
C'mon

Try not to think about it
Try not to dwell on it
But I like to worry myself sometimes
About things I can't control
I didn't wear a smile today
I looked up and all the blue skies turned gray
I don't know how I'm expected to carry on this way
This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day
This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day

My trucks broken down
My stomach feels sick
My phone just died and my neighbor is a dick
I lost my wallet
My back hurts, My knee hurts
But who am I to complain

I didn't wear a smile today
I looked up and all the blue skies turned gray
I don't know how I'm expected to carry on this way
This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day
(should never of got out of bed)
I didn't wear a smile today
I looked up and all the blue skies turned gray
I don't know how I'm expected to carry on this way
This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day
This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day
This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day

Baby, for years you've been saying "Why don't you write me a song?"
And I'm like “I don't know, I'm not inspired to write you a song.
But last night, I decided I'm gonna freakin' do this”

We've been together for so long
And you always asked me why I never wrote a song
All about you, about our love,
And about how you're the only one I'm thinking of.

I've been writing a lot, and I,
I can't just write
Here we go

[Chorus]
You talk too much
You never shut up
Everything I do for you is never enough
You snore, you drool,
You talk in your sleep
Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deep
I promised you forever
But we both know,
We'll never gonna get along
You want it, you got it
Here's is your freakin' song

And all my homies have always said,
What you doing with that girl? She's fucked up in the head
My mom don't like you, my dad don't too.
And my brother says you look like the guy from Husker Du

I'm just keeping it real, this is
Just how I feel
Here we go

[Chorus]

I can talk, you get best
You stop dreaming I don't exist
I say yes, you say no
Like ?
With all the shit that we've been through,
This is the best that I can do
Can I still get lucky tonight?
Please?

Those are manners and everything,
I uh, I hope you like this song,
I spent a lot of time on it,
I didn't really spend a lot of time on it.
This is the chorus

[Chorus]

Girls in America
Girls in America
Go!

Another blurry picture from a trip
That only proves what I already knew
Another country I'm ready to get back to
The girls in America just like you

There's just something about
I can't live without
Girls in America
From the southern accents to the California tan lines
Girls in America
Oh say can you see you drive me crazy
Girls in America
No matter how far away I go oh oh oh oh
You'll stay, as beautiful
Girls, girls, girls in America

English girls age like a fine wine
Don't get me started on the girls from Japan
I love you all but there's just something about
Our lady's state of mind in the mother land

So come home with me
I wish you all could be
Girls in America
From the southern accents to the California tan lines
Girls in America
Oh say can you see you drive me crazy
Girls in America
No matter how far away I go oh oh oh oh
You'll stay, as beautiful
Girls, girls, girls in America

American girls I love how you blow me, away
I'd like to get inside each of you one day, yeah

Girls, girls, girls, girls
Girls in America
Let's go!

Girls in America
From the southern accents to the California tan lines
Girls in America
Oh say can you see you drive me crazy
Girls in America
No matter how far away I go oh oh oh oh
You'll stay, as beautiful
Girls, girls, girls in America

Gotta love those
Gotta love those girls
Girls in America

Gotta love those
Gotta love those girls
Girls in America

Girls, girls, girls, girls
Girls in America