Dangerous Toys/Hellacious Acres

She's a dancer, a hot night heaven romancer
Her piece of mind is wearin' thin
She can't stand the shape she's in
Time killer a fool for your money fulfiller
Your sugar daddy left ya
The creation of your own desperation
Sure can kill ya

Don't dance your life away
Tell me how you feel
Think you need a holiday
Stop spinning your wheels
Bang, bang, bangin'
Your head against the wall
Need another hand-out
Headed for a fall

Gypsy black-n-blue valentine
Had enough of bang time
Caught you hangin' 'round
Wasted from the hips down
Gypsy black-n-blue valentine
Runnin' out of hang time
In the lost-n-found
Wasted from the hips down, Gypsy

She's grindin', but all of time never mindin'
She'll look you in the face with a smile
Eyes starin' blank all the while
Tongue twister, a bad mean midnight sister
Livin' on half time
Honey can't you see
End of the line is comin'

Bag full of money
And there goes your innocence
Lipstick smile is
All for your defense
Push, push, pushin'
Your luck against the wall
Pack your bags baby
Get away from it all

Hey you
What the hell is your story
Stop makin' yourself go down in flames
Seems all you do is worry
Stop the shame game baby
Man is to blame

Here comes that dog again
He bites me every now and then
Foaming with misery
He's covered with leather skin

Bad to bones, lookin' for you
Rabid to the core, bloody blue
I call him Billy Blad
His teeth cut, he's got tattoos yeah

Don't call the doctor
Don't call the priest
I need some rock 'n' roll
To live in the street

Mama was a shotgun
She was a winner, but never won
We'll never own a lot
Tell you somethin', man, ain't got no plot yeah

That dog, he's in the fog
But in the dark, he's a hungry shark
That dog, that dog, watch his eyes turn white, get funky

Back home in the woods
Raised by canine
Never learned the things I should
Had to learn to stay alive

Now that I live urban
I have a lot more fun heh
I might do something wrong
But I know how to run, run away

Wake up my lover, shaker her off like a stick
Hung over, tired and shaky, head two feet thick
Half past noon I got up out of bed
Ran to the freezer to cool off my head

Now I see the vision, seeing is believing

Teas'n, pleas'n, run for the door
Teas'n, pleas'n, she wants more

Woke up again in a stranger's bed
Heard her honey's voice, I knew I was dead
Lovers under the covers, shakin' in the shock
Blink of my eyes, been stabbed, hung or shot
Any kind of reason, feelin' for the feelin'

Teas'n, pleas'n, run for the door
Teas'n, pleas'n, she wants more
Teas'n, pleas'n, yeah, give the dog a bone
Teas'n, pleas'n, roll over baby, hang up the phone

Gee, Mister, I didn't know she was your wife
Hey, a-let's just shake on it and call it even eh!
Man, I think I got the wrong house

I don't even make my rules
That's why I'm usually the fool
I never even had no school yeah!
Hey sugar! Don't ya think I'm cool!

I got some big six-shooters
Packed up on my steed
And only take 'em off
Unless I got some flesh to feed

Intimidation to the max
Is what'll do it to me
I'll rip it right and rip it left
Just to make your heart bleed

Layin' down in the dirt
A big bottle of wine
Rather listen to some blues
Or love a woman 'til she's blind

Got a lot of time to waste
On shining my big guns
When I ride into your town
You and your sister want some fun

I'm looking for a Juliet to take my cowboy blues away
The ten blue broken hearts behind me they're not mine
I'm a gunfighter looking for love
Gunfighter for love
Gunfighter for love
Gunfighter for love

I'm a six for all-American kid
My serial number's one nine seven six
Born down south wehre barbed wire plays
Where my parents met is in the U.S. of A.

Legendary, gunfighter
Buckshot, point-blank
Fast aim, six-shooter
Trail blazer, gunslinger

Pistol packin', rough rider
Wanted man, coach robber
Shot drinkin' cowboy
Gunfighter for love

I got some big six-shooters
Packed upon my steed
And I only take 'em off
Unless I got some flesh to feed

Intimidation to the max
Is what'll do it to me
I'll rip it right rip it left
Just to make your heart bleed

People say I'm a dirty heartbreaker
Some people say I'm a cheap date maker
I must admit some call me a love shaker
I lick a smile from ear-to-ear
But the fun is what you fear
So let me tighten the straps and turn the wheel
So I can make this more than clear with some

Sugar, leather, and the nail
Sugar, leather, and the nail

I'll kiss your wrists with pieces of leather
Nail them high with a velvet hammer
You softly speak, you start to enjoy this get-together
I make you sticky with a splash of my honey
The honey that I got don't take money
So let me tighten the straps and turn the wheel
So I can make this more than clear with some

Heat rising like the haze of the sun
We get closer say that I'm the one
The sugar on you like a snake has scales
You ask for my phone number screamin' sugar, leather, and the nail!

I lick a smile from ear-to-ear
But the fun is what you fear
So let me tighten the straps and turn the wheel
So I can make this more clear with some

Well there's women in the city that make me feel shitty
And there's some that make me pack a wad
But the ones that are fine, oh will never be mine
They won't even give me the time of day

I ain't got no money, I ain't got no home
I gotta find me a bim to live with tonight

Sport'n a woody, when you're walkin' by
Sport'n a woody, when you're titties fly
Sport'n a woody, rippin' my fly
Sport'n a woody, till the day I die yeah

Well my woody gets big when you're takin' a swig
And your drink's makin' you loosen up
Starts a-talkin' to me, well look down and you'll see
What the hell I been talkin' about

Don't know what I'm gonna do, can't stop lookin' at you
'Cause you're sure lookin' nice to me
Well I wish you were sedated
So I could at least penetrate you

For an hour, maybe three yeah
I can't go downtown much, all the working girl butts
Ya know they really make my woody happy
But in the night clubs and such

And all the corner sluts
Might just make my waistband go snappy!

Sport'n a woody
Sport'n a woody
Sport'n a woody
Sport'n a woody, for the rest of my life I'll be...

Who is the man in the white vest
I'm getting nervous, becoming a mess
Is he the doctor's man to take me away
Or the same damn demon from yesterday
Waking up is virtually impossible
?Something in this story won't let go
You know I'm shaking and I'm feeling sick
I guess I'm gonna need a vodka quick

Momma's lace and whisky on the top shelf
Somehow they got caught in my dream
Monsters on my right, ?n cobwebs on my left
Scary man standin' right in front of me

Hey man, I think I like being scared
And I wish you all were there
Tomorrow, if I get my strength
I'll put my daddy's gun to use
I hate it, I hate it, feels like I'm drowning
The man's tied me up and I think he's frowning

Black widow is his favorite bite
Why does the creature cling so tight
Makes her crawl on my face and neck
God the man drives me a nervous wreck

Why am I starting to like this?
You know he hasn't hurt me yet
But it's different now, just a whim
Maybe I'm becoming his pet

Hey man, I think I like being scared
And I wish you all were there
Man I really, really think, really think
That I think I like being scared

Momma's lace and whisky on the top shelf
Somehow they got caught in my dream
Monsters on my right, ?n cobwebs on my left
Scary man standin' right in front of me

Why am I starting to like this?
You know he hasn't hurt me yet
But it's different now, just a whim
Maybe I'm becoming his pet

Hey man, I think I like being scared
And I wish you all were there
Tomorrow, if I get my strength
I'll put my daddy's gun to use
I hate it, I hate it, feels like I'm drowning
The man's tied me up and I think he's frowning

Baby, when I think about you
I think about love
Darlin', gonna live without you
And your love
If I had those golden dreams
Of my yesterday
I would wrap you in the heavens
Feel ya dying on the way
Feel like makin'

Feel like makin' love
Feel like makin' love
Feel like makin' love
Feel like makin' love to you

Baby, when I think about you
Think about love
Darlin', if I live without you
Live without you
And if I had the sun and moon
We would shine in
I would give you both night and day
Both satisfying
Feel like makin' love

And if I had those golden dreams
Of my yesterday
I would wrap you in the heavens
Feel ya dyin' on the way
Feel like makin'

I don't want to hear about your miserable day
If I gave you the chance you'd talk me life away
You tell me that you love me and that's not a sin
But fifty times a day is kinda wearin' me thin
I know you like to talk just to hear your own voice
Is there a point you're trying to make or just a little noise
Chorus:
All ya do is nag, nag, nag, nag
Can't you stop your bitchin', are you always such a drag
G-g-gimme' no lip, ya gotta shut-up baby
G-g-gimme' no lip, ya gotta shut-up baby
Your jaws always jabber, you're a pain in the neck
Even driving in your car you're gonna have a wreck
Talk about the things I don't understand
You hold the world's record, biggest mouth in the land
Once I had a dream you couldn't utter a peep
But then you woke me up, 'cause you were talkin' in your sleep
Chorus
Baby why ya talk so much, ya drivin' me crazy
Baby why ya talk so much, ya drivin' me nuts
Baby why ya talk so much, ya drivin' me crazy
Baby why ya talk so much, ya drivin' me nuts
Chorus
G-g-gimme' no lip,gimme' no lip
G-g-gimme' no lip,gimme' no ,gimme' no lip
Chiney mo,Chiney mo
Chiney mo,Chiney mo