Dangerous Toys/Hellacious Acres

She's a dancer, a hot night heaven romancer
Her piece of mind is wearin' thin
She can't stand the shape she's in
Time killer a fool for your money fulfiller
Your sugar daddy left ya
The creation of your own desperation
Sure can kill ya

Don't dance your life away
Tell me how you feel
Think you need a holiday
Stop spinning your wheels
Bang, bang, bangin'
Your head against the wall
Need another hand-out
Headed for a fall

Gypsy black-n-blue valentine
Had enough of bang time
Caught you hangin' 'round
Wasted from the hips down
Gypsy black-n-blue valentine
Runnin' out of hang time
In the lost-n-found
Wasted from the hips down, Gypsy

She's grindin', but all of time never mindin'
She'll look you in the face with a smile
Eyes starin' blank all the while
Tongue twister, a bad mean midnight sister
Livin' on half time
Honey can't you see
End of the line is comin'

Bag full of money
And there goes your innocence
Lipstick smile is
All for your defense
Push, push, pushin'
Your luck against the wall
Pack your bags baby
Get away from it all

Hey you
What the hell is your story
Stop makin' yourself go down in flames
Seems all you do is worry
Stop the shame game baby
Man is to blame

There I was lookin' for something new
Man comes into my view
Tells me, "Hey kid yo want to make ten bucks?"
Bud gave me dirty looks
"Hey man, tell me what I got to do"
Man tore the money right in half
Says then to kill the fatted calf
A rich fat lady with diamonds and rocks
I'm thinkin', "Man this sucks, need a cement mixer
I ain't writin' no epitaph"

Make-up to her chin
But don't ask me where the hell she's been

Broken bones in the gutter
But did I murder your mudder!
Sorry 'bout dem bones in the muddy gutter yeah

My bud Sal and me stole a crane
Then I stabbed the bitch in a vein
Yeah, she fell down on the big crane hook
I got this cool idea from a mystery book yeah
Fell down before she felt the pain
Put her in the mixer, aimed the chute
A few steps back, clean off my boot
Couple of days, walk down the street
There were bones no more meal
Broken bones in the gutter
Got the rest of my loot

Damn lady so big, eighteen wheeler, trailer woman
But she's gonna make me rich as hell with her

Here comes that dog again
He bites me every now and then
Foaming with misery
He's covered with leather skin

Bad to bones, lookin' for you
Rabid to the core, bloody blue
I call him Billy Blad
His teeth cut, he's got tattoos yeah

Don't call the doctor
Don't call the priest
I need some rock 'n' roll
To live in the street

Mama was a shotgun
She was a winner, but never won
We'll never own a lot
Tell you somethin', man, ain't got no plot yeah

That dog, he's in the fog
But in the dark, he's a hungry shark
That dog, that dog, watch his eyes turn white, get funky

Back home in the woods
Raised by canine
Never learned the things I should
Had to learn to stay alive

Now that I live urban
I have a lot more fun heh
I might do something wrong
But I know how to run, run away

Somebody asked me if I wanted a ride
I said what do you mean
They said I know a woman that
They called slip-n-slide
Introduce me to a galley name of Sally
Said she rides the horses down
In Tennessee Valley

She stole my chain, she wasn't plain
That woman's crazy and a little bit vain

She likes it on top that woman never stop
She's a star, she's a hero

She said sugar for the time of your life
I get you on my horse so you will realize
She takes them boogie-woogie boys out the backdoor
Gets 'em all high on her flesh for sure
She rode my train, and then my plane
A nymphomaniac, a little insane

She likes it on top that woman never stop
She's a star, she's a hero, she likes it on top
She likes it on top that woman never stop
She's a star, she's a hero, she likes it on top
She's a hero, she likes it on top

I took a picture of her
So I would remember
She likes those dirty movies
She says they're really groovy

Comatose, I couldn't boast
I noticed later on my baby was a liar
Catatonic, supersonic
Hot, high-heeled, lover, lady sure is on fire
I can't believe the things I've seen
Lucky that I remember where the hell I've been

Somebody asked me if I wanted a ride
I said what do you mean
They said I know a woman that
They called slip-n-slide
Introduce me to a galley name of Sally
Said she rides the horses down
In Tennessee Valley

She stole my chain, she wasn't plain
That woman's crazy and a little bit vain

Push-ups honey taste good to me
I'm not the funny hookey that you came to see
Give a lick, hit the deck, break a dogs neck
Movin' on the floor people place your bets

Dancin' 'til your bones are tired
Make you sweat 'til your life expires
I'm the one tell you don't look around
Cause the bad guys finish with hands down

Bad guy, once was a bad guy
Bad guy, now I'm gonna destroy
Bad guy, born under a bad sign
Moon rising, shinin' on down on me the
Bad, bad guy

Bad guy spit in the devil's eye
Lickety split spankin' the kitty
Grab a guitar sing a little ditty
All in the life in a day of me

Take it to the cops try to get me stopped
Put it up for grabs start a new crop
Bad guy can be your friend if you want
He's the teacher's pet your freak pussy taunt

Bad guy, bad reputation
Bad guys tell ya get on your knees
Bad guy, bad reputation
Bad guy, (voodoo child) (get the girls that please)
Bad guy, once was a bad boy
Bad guy, now I'm gonna destroy
Bad guy, born under a bad sign
Bad guy, now just a voodoo child
Bad guy, once was a bad boy
Moon rising, shinin' down on me the
Bad, bad guy

Bang down love, never too soon
Bad guys eye on a silvery spoon
Lickin' your ear love on the moon
Bad guys were born to lose

Push-ups honey taste good to me
I'm not the funny hookey that you came to see
Give a lick, hit the deck, break a dogs neck
Movin' on the floor people place your bet
Dancin' 'till your bones are tired
Make you sweat 'til your life expires
I'm the one tell you don't look around
Cause the bad guys finish with hands down

One thing that you've got to know
Don't want this damn misery
When you find out what I mean
We will both wash ashore
I thought you were stronger
I didn't even understand
Today I know I was wrong
I'm taking no more demand
Today's the day for finding out
Where the road begins to wind
Now I know what you're all about
I'm taking no more of this unkind

You put my heart in quarantine
Wish we could be like before
This feels like a hammer
Coming down on me

Feels like a hammer

Sure she shot enough of me
Not changing the way I feel
Try to make a fool out of me
I've about had enough, you see
The death of this is just a game
No nails to build what's torn
I'll be stronger next time around
She's gonna have to stop draggin' me down

Baby, when I think about you
I think about love
Darlin', gonna live without you
And your love
If I had those golden dreams
Of my yesterday
I would wrap you in the heavens
Feel ya dying on the way
Feel like makin'

Feel like makin' love
Feel like makin' love
Feel like makin' love
Feel like makin' love to you

Baby, when I think about you
Think about love
Darlin', if I live without you
Live without you
And if I had the sun and moon
We would shine in
I would give you both night and day
Both satisfying
Feel like makin' love

And if I had those golden dreams
Of my yesterday
I would wrap you in the heavens
Feel ya dyin' on the way
Feel like makin'

Wake up my lover, shaker her off like a stick
Hung over, tired and shaky, head two feet thick
Half past noon I got up out of bed
Ran to the freezer to cool off my head

Now I see the vision, seeing is believing

Teas'n, pleas'n, run for the door
Teas'n, pleas'n, she wants more

Woke up again in a stranger's bed
Heard her honey's voice, I knew I was dead
Lovers under the covers, shakin' in the shock
Blink of my eyes, been stabbed, hung or shot
Any kind of reason, feelin' for the feelin'

Teas'n, pleas'n, run for the door
Teas'n, pleas'n, she wants more
Teas'n, pleas'n, yeah, give the dog a bone
Teas'n, pleas'n, roll over baby, hang up the phone

Gee, Mister, I didn't know she was your wife
Hey, a-let's just shake on it and call it even eh!
Man, I think I got the wrong house

I don't even make my rules
That's why I'm usually the fool
I never even had no school yeah!
Hey sugar! Don't ya think I'm cool!

Who is the man in the white vest
I'm getting nervous, becoming a mess
Is he the doctor's man to take me away
Or the same damn demon from yesterday
Waking up is virtually impossible
?Something in this story won't let go
You know I'm shaking and I'm feeling sick
I guess I'm gonna need a vodka quick

Momma's lace and whisky on the top shelf
Somehow they got caught in my dream
Monsters on my right, ?n cobwebs on my left
Scary man standin' right in front of me

Hey man, I think I like being scared
And I wish you all were there
Tomorrow, if I get my strength
I'll put my daddy's gun to use
I hate it, I hate it, feels like I'm drowning
The man's tied me up and I think he's frowning

Black widow is his favorite bite
Why does the creature cling so tight
Makes her crawl on my face and neck
God the man drives me a nervous wreck

Why am I starting to like this?
You know he hasn't hurt me yet
But it's different now, just a whim
Maybe I'm becoming his pet

Hey man, I think I like being scared
And I wish you all were there
Man I really, really think, really think
That I think I like being scared

Momma's lace and whisky on the top shelf
Somehow they got caught in my dream
Monsters on my right, ?n cobwebs on my left
Scary man standin' right in front of me

Why am I starting to like this?
You know he hasn't hurt me yet
But it's different now, just a whim
Maybe I'm becoming his pet

Hey man, I think I like being scared
And I wish you all were there
Tomorrow, if I get my strength
I'll put my daddy's gun to use
I hate it, I hate it, feels like I'm drowning
The man's tied me up and I think he's frowning