2. _ Drastic Sturgeon [Live]
Shop at Kwik Save and you make a good saving
Difference in prices is truly amazing
Chips from the freezer come in very big portions
Down our end you get fantastic reductions
You're a cheeky sod
You've changed the odds
Well if that's what you want
Dump the nag, and then you're shopping in Sainsbury's
Look so good all the people won't phase you
They'll all be looking at you spending a fortune
Like the second coming with a much better hairdo
You're a cheeky sod
You've changed the odds
Well if that's what you want
Kiss me, hit me, do what you want to me
Kiss me, lick me, do what you want to me now
I'll be leaving soon
Look in the mirror and you see you are perfect
Pity 'bout the scar that is hidden below deck
Just like new ''cause your change is so drastic
Stay in the shade ''cause you're so fucking plastic
Don't look twice
'Cause you've got different eyes
Than the ones that were fine
That you could see through
Don't look twice
'Cause you've got different thighs
Than the ones that were fine
That you could sit through, yeah
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3. _ She Makes My Nose Bleed
Hi, hi, hi,
Hi, hi, hi,
Hi, hi, hi.
She makes me bleed, oh yeah, she makes me cry,
She makes me sneeze, oh yeah, she makes me sigh.
So bring her on down, bring her on down from heaven,
So bring her on down, bring her on down from heaven,
My only number must be must be...
Bring her on down by the soles of her feet,
Slapping her 'round and making her bleed,
I vowed to my god I'd give it all up
If he would bring her on down from heaven.
She makes me bleed, oh yeah, don't know her name,
She makes me freeze, oh yeah, she's in my face.
So bring her on down, bring her on down from heaven,
So bring her on down, bring her on down from heaven,
My only number must be must be
Bring her on down by the soles of her feet,
Slapping her 'round and making her bleed,
I vowed to my god I'd give it all up
If he would bring her on down from heaven.
Oh yeah yeah yeah,
Oh yeah yeah yeah,
Oh yeah yeah yeah,
Oh yeah yeah yeah.
So bring her on down, bring her on down from heaven,
So bring her on down, bring her on down from heaven,
My only number must be must be
Bring her on down by the soles of her feet,
Slapping her 'round and making her bleed,
I vowed to my god I'd give it all up,
Don't know her name, don't know what she does
Bring her on down by the soles of her feet,
Slapping her 'round and making her bleed,
I vowed to my god I'd give it all up
If he would bring her on down from heaven.
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4. _ Holy Blood and the Holy Grail
The cup that caught your blood was stained
Destroyed, taken away, away
Your likeness hidden from the crowd
Who cried only in shame, in shame
And he claimed to be messiah
And his lies were thinly veiled
Born without a human father
Jesus saves...
(he saves for us) you're playing god for just one minute
(he saves for us) let fame legitimise your face
(he saves for us) you're playing god for just one day
You gave holy blood to spare,
You said, holy fake, holy fake
Fake messiah's in the place
Ouija board and snakes, and snakes
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