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1. _ Time To Chill
Artist: dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prince
[fresh prince]
For years i have been waitin and hesitatin to make a
Rap record, that had the pace of a
Slow song, quiet storm, chillin while the fire is warm
You and your girl, with this record on
Your radio or stereo, i don't know
I love you so is what you'll be sayin, while this record's playin
You reminscin and kissin your girl
Relax, lay back, unwind, cause now is time to chill
Setting the mood, by the use of this groove
Is an ingenious, perceptive, brilliant, a very clever move
Because the bassline, combined with the fresh rhyme
At a slow tempo enticed passion to grow
But if it's not passion, for which you search
Then use the song as a massage after a hard day's work
And if it's true that music calms the savage beast
Play this cut in the jungle and put the lions to sleep
Take a deep breath, stretch, kick off your footwear
Put on the tape of this record, but beware
Caution, warning, it's your decision
There's nothin stronger that you can buy, without prescription
It's soothing, somewhat hypnotic
A rhythmic anesthetic it's practically a narcotic
You want it? we got it -- come get it we're widdit
Because it's all at the push of a button, yo jeff, hit it!
The objective, of this musical extravaganza
Is to enlighten you, stanza by stanza
Verse after verse, have been precisely arranged
Rearranged and then changed until the best remained
The result being, this incredible song
So for at least eight hours a day, you'll have this record on
In the morning and at night in your room
And all through the afternoon, you will be
Listening, mentally rapped up in the cut
Some people will sit down and some will choose to get up
But whatever you choose, just keep your ear to the wax
Because we got somethin def that other rappers lack
We haven't been able to put our fingers on what it is
But it's different and it's def and it appeals to kids
And teens and adults and senior citizens too
And i'd be willing to bet, that it appeals to you, too!
So if you're not into rap, give us a chance
To change your mind, and to make you dance
To this lyrical miracle, this musical discovery
But yo i wanna chill for a second, yo jeff, cover me
It's like paradise, this music is nice
It makes you hot if you want it too, or twice as cold as ice
It brings love to the heart of a criminal
With this subliminal power, all the women'll
Flock while all the guys rocks, when it's on your box
It gained us a much bigger reputation than the white sox
You may ask yourself are we that famous?
Bust this, the queen of spain knows what my real name is
Our time is runnin short so i'll bid you farewell
You know this cut is so def, that you have been overwhelmed
Be cool, be chill, relax, have no fear..
.. i'm outta here
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2. _ Ring My Bell
Artist: dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prince
Intro
Yo yo yo yo
Yo yo yo yo
(ring my bell, ring my bell)
Yo yo yo yo
Yo yo yo yo
(ring my bell, ring my bell)
Verse 1
I'm just a telephone call away
You can pick it up and call me any day
And ima listen to all you got to say
Cause i'm the type of man that never turn a woman away
Think of this as an invitation
Your heart to mine in a conversation
So when things get to much to bare like the jackson 5
"i'll be there"
Just call me up on the telephone
Call me up when you're all alone
And i'll give you a verbal massage
Until your man gets home
Or if you want to you know what you could do, well
You could always hop in your car and you could come and ring my bell
Chorus
Ring my bell, ring my bell
(ring my bell, ring my bell)
Ring my bell, ring my bell
(ring my bell)
Ri-i-ing!!!
Verse 2
I hate to see you cry, tear after tear while this guy
Plays you like your life is a game
I've seen his type and there all the same
Breaking your heart without a care
Girl if i was in you shoes he'd be outta there
Your man is wak good for nothin' but flack
I'd tell him to pack and hit the road jack
Who loves ya baby i do you know
He doesn't care about you let him go
Where he at now? you don't know
Layin' up under some whole double waste
Just let me chill, no need for me to get ill
Cause yo i'm the best and yo time will tell
But i'll be here so ring my bell
Chorus
Verse 3
Now i know this sounds like a fairy tale
But this ain't no children's book
I'm here, for you to take me dear
Just open your eyes and look at what the future holds for you
And if you lunch then you might ruin
Something great don't make a big mistake
Pay attention to what you're doing
Life is full of pitfalls, ups and downs
It's sort of a mission
Now you're on a rocky road
But you could get up just make that decision
That you want the one to love adore you and hold you and treat you well
So when you're ready to be treated that way
Baby you can ring my bell
Chorus
(repeat till fade)
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3. _ Just One Of Those Days
Artist: dj jazzy jeff & the fresh prince
Have you ever in your life experienced a day
Where nothing at all seems to go your way
No matter how hard you try to get out of the rut
You just could not break the string of bad luck
A day where murphy's law takes over your life
And you just can't seem to do a darn thing right
And when the day was over you just had to say
You said man it's just one of those days
My day started off kind of cool
I brushed my teeth i comed my hair and i got dressed and went to school
I stopped at the store for a breakfast snack
A tasty cake and orange juice and a bubble yum pack
About that point i proceeded to class
I spoke to all the pretty girls that i passed
I went to my room which was on the first floor
I had no idea what i was in for
I sat in my desk and minded my own business
Someone knocked on the door the teacher said who is it
This girl walked in my imigination ran wild
She stole my heart just by the way that she smiled
I couldn't resist so i grabbed her butt
She said what's wrong with you fool are you some kind of nut
The teacher turned around while my arm was extended
She looked me in the face and said prince you're suspended
I said your tripping it's just a bad habit
She put it in my face she must've wanted me to grab it
I pleaded my case but she wrote the pink slip
Then i just shoke my head i said i don't beleive this
She sent me to the head of the discipline staff
I tried to play it off so i started to laugh
I said ha ha this story is great
It's a big misunderstanding one big mistake
He didn't think that it was funny he didn't even smile
He said mmm mmm mmm you're an unlucky child
I stopped laughing and i said why is that
He said just get out my school and don't you ever come back
I said wait this is my school and you're telling me to leave it
He handed me my books and said yep you'd best beleive it
As i walked out the school back at the wall i did gaze
And said man it's just one of those days
I woke up around a quarter to eight
I wiped the sleep from out my eyes and i was feeling great
I flipped my radio on and to my utter surprise
I thought that it was eight o'clock but it was half past nine
I hopped up and put my feet on the floor
Ran to the bathroom then i (ow) hit my foot on the door
The pain was immense as it started to throb
I said to hell with broken toes i was losing my job
So i combed my hair then i brushed my teeth
Threw on my fila suit and my fila sneaks
Threw on my fila underwear and my fila hat
Then i ran downstairs and kicked the fila cat
I grabbed my jacket then i grabbed my keys
Then i prayed out loud car start please
The car started but what good was that
I couldn't drive it anyway because the tires were flat
I did the hundred yard dash to the top of my block
Then i grabbed a dollar bill from my left sweat sock
The bus pulled up i was late and kind of nervous
I got real mad because the sign said out of service
I started hiking it i wasn't liking it
I saw a little kid i stole his bike and started biking it
I thought i got away but when i ducked around the corner
There was twelve cop cars i said i'm a goner
Slamed on the flat i did 180 turn
Peddled the bike so fast i heard the rubble burn
With the cops in hot pursuit i started feeling like a jerk
I thought man all of this cause i was trying to get to work
I could've got away i almost had 'em shook
Til this girl walked by something said not to look
But i thought what the heck a little peek can't hurt
But she made me miss the sign that said men at work
I screamed out loud as i crashed through the baracade
I saw my whole life flash before my face
I felt kind of dizzy all i saw was stars
I put my hands over my eyes and settled on the handle bars
That was stupid i got off track
Cause about that point everything went black
The next thing i remember is a head ache nagging
I woke up face down in the back of a paddy wagon
I pinched myself to make sure i wasn't dead
A big flinstone lump on the side of my head
They took my picture and my finger prints
I said wait you can't arrest me i'm the fresh prince
I demand that you release me you incompetent fool
You can't arrest me i'm the prince you know the rules
You got five seconds 'fore i punch out your lights
But then the cop pulled out his gun i said ha ha psyche
I had a call so i called my boss
I figured i might as well what else could be lost
Boss i'm sorry that i couldn't make it today
He said what are you talking about you're off today is saturday
Stuck in a cell scared as hell
I'm a hungry kind of tired and i hate this awful smell
Maybe one day i'll get smart and change my ways
But for now it's just one of those days
It's just one of those days
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4. _ Who Am I
darkchild big will 2000
bust out shake it up now
come on come on
shake it up now
who am i
you know you know
big will ya ready
come on
will smith
when i was a lad i used to dream that one day
i'd earned the cream that
make the rocks gleam phat rhymes to make it seem that
i was like bill gates
writing lies seal fates
power to change the whole set
force foes to forfeit
then with the wicked sense on how to get the picket fence
envisioned a hot life hot wife
wanted a crib well a palace like south fork on dallas
with lights in my trees for the ambience
i been up and down and high and low
fly with dough broke looking grimy yo
my shiny glow definitely ain't cause of my bentley
it's something that my fam put in me
who am i you ask
the guy with the razzamatazz with ten duffel bags packed with pazazz
in the past cut twice by the ladies of my life and the wounds
stitched up by my wife
who am i
it's suffice to say found gold in my heart
put the ice away
nicer day live foul homie it's a price to pay
even when it's rainy still i say it's nice to day
who am i
that brother with the platinum plaque
with the strength to stand and say gangsta rap was whack
the fact is that whenever i rap or act
pole position front of the pack
who am i
tatyana ali
i be fully educated
not the one to play with
and i find that some of y'all hate it
but you wanna know baby
who am i
i be fully educated
not the one to play with
and i find that some of y'all hate it
but you wanna know baby
who am i
baby if you really wanna know about me about me
i'll tell you who i am i'll tell you i be i be
not the one for games
but if you're right with me oh yeah
i know i'll do the same
i be fully educated
not the one to play with
and i find that some of y'all hate it
but you wanna know baby
who am i
i be fully educated
not the one to play with
and i find that some of y'all hate it
but you wanna know baby
who am i
l y t e
mc lyte
who am i
you dare to ask
the same female that hailed from brooklyn and wailed on that ass
i'm your worst nightmare you're best wet dream
break the bank papi cause we coming for the cream
and while i'm in the world ain't none of y'all safe not one
hold paps sell a million and you still won't equate
so who am i it ain't hard to tell
like staying on track cause you thinking i fell
see a lot know my face but a few know me well
just who i am is the one to make you gel
who am i the chick that keeps spittin'
taking back all my snip that was bitten
rewritten dangerous laison
with the shades on
making sure the track stays on
days on end i be that one true friend
that will always be around when the world falls down
i'm honest to the bone
no question suggest
you don't wanna know
i give the truth nothing less than
i'm sweet with a heart to fit
smart as a whip
you feed me well but i'm still hard to get
i'm like a calculus problem you just can't solve
study me well if you wanna get involved
and even after that i'm still unpredictable
now who am i i'm unforgettable
tatyana ali
i be fully educated
not the one to play with
and i find that some of y'all hate it you might hate it
but you wanna know baby
who am i
i be fully educated yes i am
not the one to play with no no
and i find that some of y'all hate it who am i
but you wanna know baby
who am i who i am
tatyana ali l y t e big will for the will 2k one time no doubt
i be fully educated
not the one to play with
and i find that some of y'all hate it
but you wanna know baby
who am i
i be fully educated
not the one to play with
and i find that some of y'all hate it
but you wanna know baby
who am i
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5. _ You Saw My Blinker (bitch)
Artist: dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prince
This is a story i'll never forget
About the day my new car got hit
It caught me off guard cause it happened so quick
When i heard the crash i got mad as hell
Cruising down the highway fast not slow
Ninety miles an hour in my 5.0
People waving at me cause they know who i am
Alpine stero blasting a jam
Put the top down said my girlfriend
Then my damn hat blew off in the wind
I got kinda mad cause it's the hat i just bought
I shoulda put her out it was all her fault
Day was friday date was ten
My girl was looking good on a strem
She smacked my hand when i put it on her rear
Said hit me again and i'll break your wrist
That day i dressed all in white
Takin' my girl to palm springs for the night
I was hoping i could find a short cut
I was tired plus i had a rash on my butt
There was this lady in a pinto coup
'bout 90 years old i could tell by the droop
Driving off fast borderline insane
Glass so thick couldn't stay in her lane
I swerved left then i swerved right
She was still tailgating me too damn tight
To the left lane i tried to switch
Then you saw my blinker bitch
We both pulled off on the side of the road
I was hot ready to explode
The only thing stopping me from breaking her nose
Is i was 21 and she was 90 years old
Then the police came turn the lights off
The lady started cryin' and the cop got soft
The cop said ah it'll be ok
Wrinkled old bag lookin' like a charpe
I said wait what's going on cap'
Her car's fine my car is wrecked
Then i saw what happened in the crash
Her dentures came out her mouth and got stuck in the dash
You hit me i didn't hit you
Stop holding your neck lady you can't sue
It's your fault you caused all this
You saw my blinker bitch
Wednesday october the fourth
That's when we got our day in court
That lady destroyed my case
She came in a wheelchair and a neck brace
I jumped up i said you must be jokin'
Come on judge her neck ain't broken
Well i'll be damned
Wrinkled old bag started cryin' on the stand
The balif grabbed me slammed me on the ground
Judge said boy you'd better calm down
Aren't you one of them damn rap singers
Yeah then i gave him the finger
Judge held me in contempt of court
For givin' him the finger and things of that sort
Anything to say before you're dismissed
Just one you saw my blinker bitch
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6. _ Boom! Shake The Room
Artist: jazzy jeff & fresh prince
Yo back up now and give a brother room
The fuse is lit and i'm about to go boom
Mercy mercy mercy me
My life is a cage but on stage i'm free
Hyped up syched up ready for wil'in'
Standing in a crowd of girls like an island
I see the one i wanna sic come here cutie
I flip 'em around and then i work that booty
Work the body work work the body
Slow down girl you're 'bout to hurt somebody
Oh and yo let's get just one thing clear
There's only one reason why i came here
Ya really done want me to tig-a-tig-a-tig-a tell ya wassup (go)
Ya really done want me to tig-a-tig-a-tig-a tell ya wassup (go)
Ya really done want me to tig-a-tig-a-tig-a tell ya wassup (go)
I came here tonight to hear the crowd go
Chorus:
Boom! shake-shake-shake the room
Boom! shake-shake-shake the room
Boom! shake-shake-shake the room
Tic-tic-tic-tic boom!
Well yo are yall ready for me yet
(pump it up prince)
Well yo are yall ready for me yet
(pump it up prince)
Well yo are yall ready for me yet
(pump it up prince)
Well here i go here i go here i here i go
Yo
Dance in the aisles when the prince steps to it
The rhyme is a football yall and i went and threw it
Out in the crowd and yo it was a good throw
How do i know? because the crowd went hoooo
In response to the way that i was kicking it
Smooth and individual
Rhymes always original
Like the dr. jekyl man and this is my hyde side
I am the driver and you're on a rap ride
So fellas (yeah)
Are yall wit me (yeah)
I said fellas (yeah)
Are yall wit me (yeah)
Why don't you tell the girls what yall wanna do
Ya wanna ooh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh--ooooh
That's right yo and i'm in the flow
So pump up the volume along with the tempo
I want everybody in the house to know
I came here tonight to hear the crowd go
Chorus
Pump it pump it come on now
Repeat 5x
Yeah, come on now
Chorus
Here i go
The the f-f-f-f-fresh p-p-p-prince is who i am
So tell my mother that i never wrote a whack jam
But some times i get n-nervous and start to stutter
And i f-fumble every word for word i utter
So i just try to ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chill
But it gets worse-a but worse-a but-but-but worse still
I need the c-c-c-crowd to k-k-k-kick into it
They help me calm down and i can get through it
So higher higher
Get ya hands to the ceiling
Let it go yall don't fight the feeling
Mic in a strangle hold sweat pourin'
And like jordan yo i'm scoring
Yeah that's right yall and i am in the flow
So pump up the volume along with the tempo
Many have died tryin' to stop my show
I came here tonight to here the crowd go
Chorus
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7. _ Charlie Mack (1st Out Of The Limo)
Artist: dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prince
[fresh prince]
Everywhere we go, downtown or to a show
We have two necessities, charlie mack and our limo
He's feared by suckers yet he's loved by kids
Pay attention and let me tell you who charlie mack
He is our homeboy from around the block
He's regarded through the city as the hip-hop cop
Height about 6'6", weight about 290
Everywhere i go, charlie mack is right behind me
He never laughs, never smiles nor sweats
He doesn't breaks arms or legs, only spines or necks
He once killed a man cause he would not let go of his eggo
Apollo creed is a sucker, charlie mack could beat drago
He could bench about three-hundred pounds
The cops all take a vacation, when charlie's in town
He's the toughest around, so everywhere that i go, he goes
He's charlie mack and he's the first out the limo
[fresh prince]
I guess you're wonderin why he's the first out
The limo, yo, let me give you this bit of info
So you'll know the things that charlie can do
And you'll know every single reason why he's down with the crew
The limo picks up about a half past six
With the radio blastin our latest hit
It's me, jeff, ready rock, omar and j.l.
Charlie mack is up front as we depart the hotel
First we cause chaos throughout the city streets
Then maybe stop at burger king for a bite to eat
And if somebody gets stupid while we're in the place
Charlie cancels his order and bites off their face
He's not a troublemaker, in fact, he's a troublebreaker
And if somebody gets dumb, well it'll only take a
Second or two, after some fools snaps
Law and order is restored by my hero charlie mack
Wheel off into the limo, and head for the jam
Charlie cracks all the knuckles, on both of his hands
And when we pull up to the show, the routine is unrehearsed
It's just natural that we let charlie hop our first
He clears the crowd without sayin a word
Man, that's the loudest silence i've ever heard
A lot of times guys test him, by tryin to bug
He just, leaves ring imprints, all over their mugs
He's a terminator, a hercules of sorts
Man to hell with chess, he likes physical sports
You may not have known before but now you know
The reason why charlie mack is the first out the limo
[fresh prince]
We'd like to apologize to all of our fans
But please don't touch us when we're at our jams
Cause charlie don't like folks around us when we're doin a show
And if he punches you, uh-oh, better get maaco!
Still you weak rap dudes tempers are hot
Just because i've got somethin that you ain't got
If you want to get physical, rowdy or try to bomb me
I won't get excited, i'll just say, "yo charlie!"
You shoulda been kind, you shouldn't have snapped
Charlie only hits you once and now you're takin a nap
And when he leaves you decaptitated, crushed in the dust
You'll look up, and see your girl in the limo with us
You may think that's enough boy but i think not
Charlie kick his face again i think you missed a spot
I roll down the limo window and yell, "by the way eyes
You'll see your girl bucknaked givin charlie a message"
I'm serious, i'm not jokin, no doubt
You know how many doubters bones have been broken
You may not have known before but now you know
The reason why charlie mack is the first out the limo
[fresh prince]
Charlie mack.. the first out the limo
He's charlie mack.. the first out the limo
In closing, we'd like to say this, to you bustaz
If you're skeptical you'll probably get beat up, plus kid
Embarassed and laughed at, by all of your friends
And if you cross charlie mack it's the beginning of the end
Of life as you know it, you might not die, sir
But if you're not dead, you'll wish you were
But if you still wanna bug out, homeboy let's go
You can bug with charlie mack cause he's the first out the limo
He's charlie mack
And he's the first out the limo
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8. _ My Buddy
Artist: dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prince
[fresh prince]
I'd like to know, are you really for some super-dynamite soul?
Introducing the world's greatest entertainer
The amazing mr. beat-beat himself
The hardest working beatbox in showbusiness
Ready rock!
[rr] ready, ready rock, ready rock c
[fp] tell em your name, tell em your name
[rr] ready rock, ready rock, ready rock, ready rock c
[fp] ooh that was nice ready
[rr] ready rock, rrrrrrrrrrrrr
Ready rock
[fp] hey man, hold up man
I think i wanna tell em a little about this man
Aight break it down ready, break it down
[fresh prince]
Please pay attention, to my rhymes
So i can tell you all about this pal of mine
He's my buddy, my best friend
When it's a beat i need it's a beat he'll land
I wanna take time-out, to talk about him
Cause frankly i don't know what i would do without him
We work together like a medical crew
When i'm backin ready up {i'm backin prince up too}
Tryin to beat us, that doesn't make any sense
He's ready rock c, and i'm the fresh prince
In the rap industry we're ranked at first
Ain't a better combination in the whole universe
So if you wanna battle your future looks muddy
That you just can't beat, my buddy
Word, break it down break it down ready
We've won so many battles, people think it's a trick
That when the crowd gets to judge it's us that they'll pick
They see ready's face and then they hear my voice
To choose us as the winners is the natural choice
Because battle after battle we remain on top
Cause it's not the way we look, it's the way that we rock
So if you thought you wanted to battle, bust this rhyme
Just keep it and i'm sure that i can change your mind
There was ten wack dudes tryin to play high post
One crew got bold and they began to boast
But said, "y'all shut up and get back in line"
But they refused {what happened now?} so now there's nine
Nine wack crews tryin to rock like this
They were bitin my rhymes and just couldn't resisit
I said please stop bitin, please don't imitate
But they kept on bitin, so there's now there's eight
Eight wack crews poppin big time trash
Tellin us that in a battle we can't last
The battle started at 10:30 and by quarter of eleven
Was no longer eight crews (how many was they?) there was seven
Seven wack cruise in a football huddle
Tryin to figure out their next rebuttle
They came out strength, you think ?? the ultimate
But we just dissed em and dismissed, so now there's six
Six wack groups, tryin to be tough
Who the hell told em they could rock the mic like us"
We got ? down the business didn't pop no jive
We just {whoosh} blew em out, so now there's five
Five wack crews lined up in the hallway
All perpetratin like they're read to play
My secretary walked out, she asked for one more
They got scared, and left, so now there's four
Four wack crews outside playin around
I said i'll take you wall on, now how does that sound?
Not one had heart enough to pick up that mic
I said, "ok, i'll let you go, psych!"
That's the moral, of this story
Never try to take me and ready rock's glory
Cause if you do, your future looks muddy
Cause you just can't beat, me and my buddy
Hahah, word, uhh
Yeah, ay ready rock, hold up hold up hold up
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute
What man what?
C'mon man, man, i wonder, can, can i just interrupt the record for a second?
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9. _ Just Crusin'
Intro, the maestro,
Nice flow, hot like nitro,
Cool as ice though.
That type of docodimy,
Y'all know it's gotta be,
Who else could it be, but me.
Rub your eyes but hold the big billy.
It's dream supreme bean straight from philly.
It's the eclectic female attractor,
Rapper slash actor, right back at ya
And to the next millinium,
Many come but few are chosen.
See me servin' like the u.s. open.
Another type of hustler, listed at blockbuster.
Go and ask a movie usher
Who is he, he or she, sfp, movies, cd's, and tv's,
But uh uh, 'cause the day i take a break from that.
As i rule where a tank of gas take me at.
I used to rock these, red, i rock z's.
Now i rock the mb's, with twelves and v's.
Today sun high, up in the sky, from ny,
La la, to mi.
Just cruisin' where, baby, i don't care.
Just cruisin' as long as you take me there.
Just cruisin' somewhere to clear my mind.
Just cruisin' just cruisin'.
Easy wrote a sixty,
Flossin' ninety degrees.
Sony cartridges, ten cd's each,
Reach to the beach.
South side leanin'.
It ain't often i'm off and i'm feelin' for the top down, drop down.
Got me hot now heated up can't stop now.
What up cutie what sure sure is cooking now.
Yo i know, i'm spoken for can't hurt lookin', no.
Pop cd's, b.i.g.'s, and tupac's,
While cruisin' on the blocks,
Hittin' the hot spots,
Got my celly on o-f-f,
Golden arches got my belly goin' oh yes yes.
So let's just ease on down, ease on down the road.
No pager roll my hip,
As i'm rollin' my whip,
'cause today i'm on the solo creek.
Man, why you think i be workin' so hard all week?
I'm just cruisin' where, baby, i don't care.
Just cruisin' as long as you take me there.
Just cruisin' somewhere to clear my mind.
Just cruisin' just cruisin'.
Just cruisin' where, baby, i don't care.
Just cruisin' as long as you take me there.
Just cruisin' somewhere to clear my mind.
Just cruisin' just cruisin'.
Sun settin' in the s-k-y.
Must say i've had the best day i.
Tryin' to find an exit,
A place to chill not to hectic.
So i can spend some time with will.
Let the sun shine to the moonlight clearin' my mind.
Soul search, see what i find.
If i'm being the best lover and friend.
Am i being the best daddy i can?
I pray i am,
And i feel good today.
Reminiece as i'm cruisin' around the way.
Roll tight passed the park where i used to play.
Can't think of a better way to spend my day.
Uh, still findin' my way.
Still growin', petrol rowin', move soon showin'.
Gots to get goin' losing the light.
And the freaks come out at night.
Just cruisin' where, baby, i don't care.
Just cruisin' as long as you take me there.
Just cruisin' somewhere to clear my mind.
Just cruisin' just cruisin'.
I'm just cruisin' where, baby, i don't care.
Just cruisin' as long as you take me there.
Just cruisin' somewhere to clear my mind.
Just cruisin' just cruisin'.
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10. _ Just Cruisin'
Intro
The maestro
Nice flow
Hot like nitro
Cool as ice though
That type of docodimy
Y'all know it's gotta be
Who else could it be but me
Rub your eyes but hold the big billy
It's dream supreme bean straight from philly
It's the eclectic female attractor rapper slash actor
Right back at ya
And to the next millinium many come but few are chosen
See me servin' like the u.s. open
Another type of hustler listed at blockbuster
Go and ak a movie usher
Who is he
He or she
Sfp, movies cd's, and tv's, but uh uh
'cause the day i take a break from that
As i rule where a tank of gas take me at
I used to rock these
Red, i rock z's
Now i rock the mb's
With twelves and v's
Today sun up high
In the sky
From ny
La la me to mi
(1)
Just cruisin'
Where, baby, i don't care
Just cruisin'
As long as you take me there
Just cruisin'
Somewhere to clear my mind
Just cruisin'
Just cruisin'
Easy wrote a sixty
Flossin' ninety degrees
Sony cartridges, ten cd's each
Reach to the beach
South side leanin'
It ain't often i'm off and i'm for the top down
Drop down
Got me hot now heated up can't stop now
What up cutie what sure sure is cooking now
Yo i know
I'm spoken for can't hurt lookin' no
Pop cd's, b-i-g's, and tupac's
While cruisin' on the blocks
Hittin' the hot spots
Got my celly on o-f-f
Golden arches got my belly goin' oh yes yes
So let's just ease on down ease on down the road
No pager roll my hip
As i rollin' my whip
'cause today i'm on the solo creek
Man, why you think i be workin' all week
I'm (1, 1)
Sun settin' in the s-k-y
Must say i've had the best day i
Tryin' to find an exit
A place to chill not to hectic
So i can spend some time with will
Let the sun shine to the moonlight clearin' my mind
Soul search, see what i find
If i'm being the best lover and friend
Am i being the best daddy i can
I pray i am
And i feel good today
Reminiece as i'm cruisin' around the way
Roll tight passed the park where i used to play
Can't think of a better way to spend my day
Uh, still findin' my way
Still growin'
Petrol rowin'
Move soon showin'
Gots to get goin' losing the light
And the freaks come out at night
(1, 1)
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11. _ As We Go
Artist: dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prince
{*jazzy jeff cuts and scratches slick rick*
"as we go a little somethin like this, hit it!"}
[fresh prince]
Now let's get this party, started off the right way
Oww and hoe i think the crowd might say
When we're on stage you know you can't resist
{"as we go a little somethin like this, hit it!"}
I'm the ultimate, and that's all i can say
I sat down for about eight hours a day
Tryin to figure out the proper description of me
And i came to the decision that
There's no one syllable or phrase
That can adequately describe this new craze
But i'll sum it up in one sentence, let's see
Ok, i've got it, "all praise me!"
Yup -- that's about the size of it
I know it sounds kinda strange, doesn't it?
But when we're on the stage you know you can't resist
{"as we go a little somethin like this, hit it!"}
{*jazzy jeff cuts and scratches slick rick*
"as we go a little somethin like this, hit it!"}
[fresh prince]
It was a friday afternoon if i remember it correctly
But i can't quite recall the time exactly
But it was somewhere around, two or three or four
Oh forget it, let's just go on
Anyway i stepped out of school
Sneaks were gucci shirt was polo and my pockets were full
Blew some kisses to the girlies cause i like to tease
They started chantin my name, i said, "ladies.. please!"
I grabbed my friends and hopped in my benz
Grabbed on martini and rossi passed out to my posse
Things were lookin good, i had plans for later on
Plans for donna michelle, plans for stacy leshaun
Word! i was ready, i wonder if jeff's home
Let me give him a call, on my car phone
"yo jeff, what's shakin?" "coolin, whassup?"
"girlies" "i'm with it, come pick me up!!!"
I caught up with ready on the way to jeff's
A whole carload of girlies and they all was def
We walked into jeff's and said, "girls, you can't resist"
{"as we go a little somethin like this, hit it!"}
{*jazzy jeff cuts and scratches slick rick*
"as we go a little somethin like this, hit it!"}
[fresh] yo jeff man, are you with me?
{jeff scratches.. "hit it!"}
[fresh] i didn't hear you man, are you with me?
{jeff scratches.. "hit it!"}
[fresh] i'm with it to get busy!
{*jazzy jeff cuts and scratches slick rick*
"..somethin like this, hit it!"}
[fresh prince]
Ready rock c, give jeff a hand!
{ready rock beatboxes while jeff scratches the same sample}
{*jazzy jeff cuts and scratches slick rick*
"as we go a little somethin like this, hit it!"}
[fresh prince]
Throw away them jams, cause you don't need em anymore
Cause this hip-hop hit, is gonna keep you on the floor
If you dance everyday or if you never danced before
It doesn't matter if it's {"somethin like this"}
Time is essential, so let's make the best of it
Today we don't have a lot of time, so let's not throw it all away
Let's use this time in a very special way
Let's use it, {"somethin like this"}
I went outside at about 12:30
I saw a couple girlies, and they were lookin pretty good!
.. if you know what i mean
So i freshened my breath and stepped on the scene
I walked over to em, stepped in between them
One stepped to the other, i think that i've seen him
Somewhere before i said, "sweethear, you might have"
She said, "oh yeah, it was last night
At that party," i said, "yeah i tried to talk to you there
But you were actin, as if you were scared"
She said, "i'm not scared now," i said, "bet, well let's go then"
She said, "but hold up, what about my friend?"
I said, "i got a friend!" so the three of us left
Went back to my crib, and gave a call to jeff
Five minutes later, jeff walked in
And i thought to myself, "yeah, now the fun begins!"
But the girls started buggin, and they said, "now we want
Dinner in the best resteraunt in town
We want caviar and lobster tails, both by candlelight
And dom perignon," i said, "yeah right!"
Y'all must be crazy, and jeff said, "y'know
I really think it's time for these ladies to go"
We walked em to the door and told em they were dismissed
And it went a little {"somethin like this"} *door slams*
But that was ok, that was alright
Cause we still had fun that night -- yaknowit!
The moral of the story is plain and visible
We always watch out for those kind of women
But the past is the past and the present is the present
And we feel that everyone should be sitting down
{"so you all don't miss"}
{"as we go a little somethin like this, hit it!"}
[doug e. beatboxing?]
{"as we go a little somethin like this, hit it!"}
[doug e. beatboxing?]
{"as we go a little somethin like this, hit it!"}
[doug e. beatboxing?]
{"as we go a little somethin like this, hit it!"}
[doug e. beatboxing?]
{"as we go a little somethin like this, hit it!"}
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12. _ Fresh Prince Of Bel-air
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And i'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how i became the prince of a town called bel-air
In west philadelfia born and raised
On the playground where i spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said "we're up in no good"
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "you're moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air"
(only the first three episodes of season one)
I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said i might aswell kick it
First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of bel-air livin' like,
Hmm this might be alright!
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything i could say that this cab was rare
But i thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And i yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you later"
Looked at my kingdom i was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air
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13. _ Rock The House
Artist: dj jazzy jeff & the fresh prince(will smith)listen homeboys don't mean to bust your bubble
But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away
Just last week when i was walking down the street
I observed this lovely lady that i wanted to meet
I walked up to her i said hello
She said you're kind of cute i said yes i know
But by the way sweetheart what's your name
She said my friends like to call me exotic elaine
I said my name is the prince and she said why
I said well i don't know i'm just a hell of a guy
But enough about me yo let's talk about you
And all the wonderful things that you and i can do
I popped some cash and in a little bit of time
I showed some cash and the girl was mine
I took her over town i wined her and dined her
She ask me did i like her i said well kinda
All of a sudden she jumped out her seat
Snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street
She started grabbin all over me kissing and hugging
So i shoved her away i said you better stop buggin
She got mad looked me dead in my face
Threw her hands in the air and yelled out rape
I got scared when she started to yell
So i handed her my wallet and ran like hell
I was duckin through alleys right and left
But when the cops caught up they almost beat me to death
I was arrested charged with agrivated assault
(yo clancy we got him)
But it wasn't my fault
Nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble
But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away
I was in a bar one friday night
Cooling watching a mike tyson fight
I was maxin and relaxin sippin on tequilla
When this girl walked up she said hi my name is sheila
I responded by saying hello
She paid for my drink and then said let's go
20 minutes later things were starting to cook
As we pulled up into her house i said i'm with you toots
The music was soft and there was wine in the glasses
She started winking and making little passes
At me she pat me close that's when she got bold
She started feeling up my back i said oh your hands are cold
We went to her bedroom thinking of one thing
Took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring
I carresed her body and i kissed her cheek
And that's when i observed those satin bed sheets
I felt that it was time for me to make my move
I thought i better hurry up before i busted a groove
I leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue
A door slammed and a voice said baby where are you
Her boyfriend busted in he grinned an evil grin
And said boy i'm a tear your butt limb from limb
I was scared as hell where i was supposed to go
I just yelled geronimo and jumped out the window
Just my luck we were in a snow storm
And all i had was my underwear on to keep my warm
And to top the night off i had to break in my place
Because my keys were on pants back on sheila's book case
I was done sneezing and coughing
I hope this doesn't happen to often
But nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble
But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhymes and get the hell away
Jazzy: yo man you think they see your point
Prince: i don't know i don't think they really do
Jazzy: i think you should give 'em another example
Prince: awright give me a scratch let's make it funky right here
I got a ring on my phone may 5th last year
It was my girlfriend betty i said hello dear
I was just about to call you i got a couple tickets to the run dmc concert
(i'm wit it)
It's six o'clock now at eight will you be ready
(yeah)
Aight fine see you then betty
I combed my hair washed and brushed my teeth
Got funky fresh dressed in my la cox ????
Got to betty's at eight i was ready to jet
Until betty's mon said betty's not ready yet
I sat there for at least an hour
It was ten after nine before she got in the shower
9:35 she comes downstairs
And said i need a little longer to finish my hair
At ten o'clock we had then missed the show
She comes downstairs and says let's go
Go where go to sleep i'm gone
I was steamin like a demon as i drove home
But it just goes to show
Not trying to bust your bubble
But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhyme just remember my rhymes
Take heed to my rhymes and get the hell away
Jazzy:
Man first your parents just don't understand
Then you having these crazy nightmares
Prince:
I know why me man why me
Jazzy: what's next
Prince: now these girls man you know how it is
Can't live wit 'em can't live wit'out 'em
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14. _ Here We Go Again
[fresh prince]
Loyal fans and newfound followers
Whassup y'all? hello how are you doin out there?
You're chillin, i'm winnin
Oh, by the way, the album's out, go get it
We went to the studio and then we made a video
We didn't make a movie though, maybe the next year or so
Yo, i got a message for my fans and friends
The last album was dope y'all, and here we go again!
No applause, no applause, thank you, thank you
We're back again, and we're plannin on rockin you
Ten times harder than any other crew can
Jeff is like conan, i'm like tarzan
In other words, wherever we go
Hahah! we're runnin the show, but no
Seriously, it's been a while since we dropped one
But it's out now, go buy the album
If you bought the last one you know it was krush
But if you didn't man, you must not
Know what you're missin friend
The last album was dope y'all, and here we go again!
A lot of people may not have bought the last album
Yo jeff, straight up, we can't allow them
To go out like that, our music is too def
We produce hit records right and left
Daytime, nighttime, def beat, def rhyme
Chorus line, bass drum, snare drum, bassline
All of this makes our records rock til the party's end..
.. here we go again!
When we first came out, we had a smash hit song
Then people started askin, "what's takin so long
For y'all to put another record out for the airwaves?"
I said, "hold up - let me explain.
When you hear a record on your radio station
It's probably getting played all throughout the nation
But we got lucky, ours was played in germany
France, japan, sweden london italy
So therefore, we had to go on tour
City after city, 'encore encore, bravo bravo!'
Sorry we gotta go
We got another show tomorrow night in rio"
The point i'm tryin to make is to let you all know
It takes a long time to travel the globe
But now we gotta start this whole process all over again
The last album was def, and here we go again!
Special thanks, to everyone that helped us
Without you, we would not have been able to sell
As many records, we went top ten
And got real and we'll do it again
It was a long hard road, believe me
People tryin to steal from me, and deceive me
But that's cool, you live and learn my friends
We did it before, and we'll do it agaim
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15. _ The Things That U Do
Artist: dj jazzy jeff & the fresh prince
(intro/chorus)
It's just the things that you do (5x)
The way you do the things you do
(verse 1)
Ain't yo' fault the alarm clock sound
I grab my shoe and turn the damn thing down
But now it's 9 o'clock and i still ain't up up yet
Work on time, yeah i admire the concept
You got me journin' and i mean anticipating
Seeing you i can't wait and so not concentrate
My mind is blind of all the times thinking of you
And the way you do things you do
(chorus)
(verse 2)
I walk in the park for a midnight rynic
For a slow dance, romance, my (?) of see through
I wanna be with you
But i ain't hiding
A wave of love and i'm gliding and ridening
Things like that when you hear me
Sayin' sort of sounds like that same old clich?climbing the highest mountain and swimming the deepest sea
But i can't front, i want you to be want me
Cause baby when you grab me tightly
You send chills and tend to insight me
When you ?coress? and fumble me lightly
Oh girl watch up cause she might be
Settin' yourself up the way that you tease me
Sooner or later you might have to please me
It's just something about you
The way you do things you do
(chorus)
(verse 3)
Now why oh why would an incredibly fly guy like me
Be chasing one lady
It's just something about you
The way you carry yourself when you're out to
Seein' how i sort of captifying style, i've parked the feelin'
But your whippers are peeling
Since this is a subject that i brought up
I just mind as well admit that i'm caught up
It ain't the clothes that you're wearin'
Your perfume or the sytle that that your hair's in
It ain't your body, how slim your waist is
Your new jeans and how pretty your face is
But i feel funny when it close pack sillity
Make it wonder what's gettin' in to me
It's just something about you
The way you do the things you do
(chorus)
(bridge)
It's nothing that you do (2x)
The way you do the things you do
(verse 4)
The mystery is some this world ?panda?
Just sittin' back let my mind wonda
Whatta, whadda, whodda, whada hell is this young lady
Drivin so crazy
Reply in thought pose like the thinker
I play you with kiss or a winka
Or a smile just to show you
It's something about you
The way you do the things you do
Come here, come here
Come on out, don't worry
You want me to chase you don't you?
Just come here, i've got you now
Sss
The way you do the things you
(chorus)
It's just the things that you do
(the way you do the things you do) (10x)
(bridge)
The way (repeated several times)
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16. _ Summertime
Intro/chorus: *sung*
Summer, summer, summertime
Time to sit back and unwind
Verse one: fresh prince
Here it is the groove slightly transformed
Just a bit of a break from the norm
Just a little somethin' to break the monotony
Of all that hardcore dance that has gotten to be
A little bit out of control it's cool to dance
But what about the groove that soothes that moves romance
Give me a soft subtle mix
And if ain't broke then don't try to fix it
And think of the summers of the past
Adjust the base and let the alpine blast
Pop in my cd and let me run a rhyme
And put your car on cruise and lay back cause this is summertime
Chorus
Verse two: fresh prince
School is out and it's a sort of a buzz
A back then i didn't really know what it was
But now i see what have of this
The way that people respond to summer madness
The weather is hot and girls are dressing less
And checking out the fellas to tell 'em who's best
Riding around in your jeep or your benzos
Or in your nissan stting on lorenzos
Back in philly we be ou in the park
A place called the plateau is where everybody goes
Guys out hunting and girls doing likewise
Honking at the honey in front of you with the light eyes
She turn around to see what you beeping at
It's like the summers a natural afradesiac
And with a pen and pad i compose this rhyme
To hit you and get you equipped for the summer time
Chorus
Verse three: fresh prince
It's late in the day and i ain't been on the court yet
Hustle to the mall to get me a short set
Yeah i got on sneaks but i need a new pair
Cause basketball courts in the summer got girls there
The temperature's about 88
Hop in the water plug just for old times sake
Break to ya crib change your clothes once more
Cause you're invited to a barbeque that's starting at 4
Sitting with your friends cause y'all remincise
About the days growing up and the first person you kiss
And as i think back makes me wonder how
The smell from a grill could spark up nostalgia
All the kids playing out front
Little boys messin round with the girls playing double-dutch
While the dj's spinning a tune as the old folks dance at your family
Reunion
Then six o'clock rolls around
You just finished wiping your car down
It's time to cruise so you head to the summertime hangout
It looks like a car show
Everybody come lookin real fine
Fresh from the barber shop or fly from the beauty salon
Every moment frontin and maxin
Chillin in the car they spent all day waxin
Leanin to the side but you can't spead through
Two miles an hour so everybody sees you
There's an air of love and of happiness
And this is the fresh prince's new defintion of summer madness
Chorus
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17. _ Who Stole The D.j.
Artist: dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prince
[jeff]
Let, let, let's go
[announcer]
Calling all cars, calling all cars
Be on the lookout someone has stolen the d.j.
Agent f.p. get on the case immediately
[jeff]
Lets, lets go
[fresh prince]
I got the call about eleven fifteen
Twelve o'clock arrived on the scene
Looked around and things were ill
The party was at a dead stand still
People sittin' around no music
The situation was somewhat confusing
But i'm a detective i knew right away what happened
Somebody stole the d.j.
Who or why i had no clue
But i knew what i had to do
No eat no sleep, just work
Then walked past this fly mini-skirt
I had to dis her quick before she greeted
Come on baby i'm working, beat it
Come on i'm busy, just go away
Gotta find out who stole the d.j.
[jeff]
Lets, lets go
[fresh prince]
This mystery needed to quickly be solved
Cause there were kids involved
Friday and saturday nights had no songs
Why, because the d.j. was gone
Smiles you used to dance and sing around
Now were replaced by frowns
And it was up to me to solve the mystery
And get back the disc jockey
I found an eye witness
But his breath wreaked of chitlins
All i know is his breath did pound
Buddy forget it, just write it down
No fingerprints no clues
The only witness was the bad breath dude
It was up to me to save the day
And find out who stole the d.j.
[jeff]
Lets, lets go
[fresh prince]
Through the door this dame walked in
I swear to james bond a perfect ten
I thought to myself i'm working just forget it
Then i thought well maybe i've got a minute
So i took her down to the station
To the back room for some interrogation
Captain doesn't like it, but i must confess
I interrogate best when i'm undressed
We were in there for hours drained
To see who would break first, me or the dame
Then she broke, and her mind was my possession
(prince i love you)
That wasn't the question
I only wanna know one thing
I've gotta make the kids dance and sing
So tell me now cause crime don't pay baby
Who stole the d.j.
I scarrowed the city but still no clue
Lost like a cause, what should i do
Then like a bolt of ligtening it hit me
Ah, the worst villain in the city
I wasn't prepared for what was in store
He had stolen the d.j. before
You all know this ruthless foe
To his hideout
(let, lets go)
Tip toed up the steps
Slowly and ever so quietly i crept
But out of nowhere i was attacked
Just like in the movies, clubbed from the back
I felt like a fool
(man, you need to go back to private eye school)
I was the dunce of the day
There i was tied up with the d.j.
[jeff]
Let's go
[fresh prince]
There we were both tied to a pole
I told the d.j. relax its under control
(relax man, we both goin' down you can't even keep yourself untied)
Do you want to be free or not
I'm gonna get us out of this tight spot
I planned this all along cap
There a knife in my swiss army hat
With the blade i cut the rope
(man your secret services spy hats dope)
I radio'd for back up cars
So we could put this crook behind bars
Another criminal off the streets
Another d.j. back to his beats
I walked in the club and i was happy to say
Ladies and gentlemen, here's your d.j.
[jeff]
Let's go
[announcer]
Calling all cars, calling all cars
Be on the lookout, (let, lets go)
Someone has stolen another d.j.
Calling private eye fresh prince
Be on the lookout (let, lets go)
Someone has stolen another d.j.
Get on the case immediately
[jeff]
Lets go, lets go, lets go, lets go
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18. _ Then She Bit Me
Artist: fresh prince(will smith)
I was in a club, one friday.
A lovely lady comes walking my way.
She walked up and she said hello.
I said hi, my names joe.
I was lyin', so was she.
She said her name was donna,
But her shirt said marie.
Once you get to know me,
You'll never forget me.
I said why, then she bit me.
Ouch!
That didn't hurt.
Kinda nicked me,
But she ripped my shirt.
At that point i fell asleep.
Woke up at her house,
In the back of a jeep.
A blazer, '89
Tinted windows,
I wish it was mine.
Oh, it is,
But where are my keys?
There they are...in the ignition.
I'm at her house.
It's a tepee.
No, a skyscrapper.
No, an igloo.
No, it's a shack.
Forget it, i'll go around back.
It's a castle, with a moat
How i get across...boat.
(twilight zone noise)
Shooo...i hate that sound.
I went inside,
Looked right, looked left.
There she is.
Oh, no thats jeff.
He's invisible.
I went downstairs.
It's a loft.
No, it's a dungeon!
There she is, doing areobics.
No, yoga.
No, karate.
*you killed my teacher!!!*
But what a body!
No, she wasn't there.
I'm tellin you i saw her.
No, really i saw her.
She was playing checkers.
No, nintendo.
Ok, i'm lying.
There she is,
Watching t.v.
All my children.
No, thats cosby.
No, speed racer.
No, thats shaft.
No, thats kimble.
My fault...the t.v.'s off.
There she is, what a doll.
No, that's chucky from child's play!
I kissed her,
And she told me this is home...
I entered a dimension called the twilight zone....
Where anything can happen.
I'm rough like sandpaper,
Hard like algebra.
You should be glad that i was nice,
And i allowed ya to
Step on stage.
To kick your ryhmes off.
I tried to be nice,
But you mistook that for softness.
Now it's goin' to hell with your opinion!
What i say goes fom now on,
This is my dominion!
Are there any rappers to step on stage
Cause if you do you'll feel the force of my rage,
I'm on a rampage!!!!!!!
Syche just hit me.
Jeff wanted to do that,
But i didn't.
I thought that it would make the reccord dumb.
I guess i wasn't wrong.
Jack and jill went up a hill,
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down,
And broke his crown....
Hickory, dickory, dock.
Got to use the bathroom now,
Sike, i was drafted.
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19. _ Brand New Funk
Artist: dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prince
[fresh prince]
It's new, it's out of the ordinary
It's rather extrordinary, so yo bust this commentary
A literary, genius, and a superior beat creator
Have come together, and we made a
Musical composition which we think is a remedy
To cure all the dance floors that's empty
You wanna dance? we got what you want
Jazzy jeff and fresh prince bustin out with the brand new funk
It was kind of an accident, the way that it happened
One day i was rappin, and on the beat, jeff was backin me up
And all of a sudden, he brought in a cut
And i dropped my microphone and said, "what the...?
Hold up, jeff, wait a minute, play it"
He just smiled and said, "yeah def ain't it?"
It was {funky} it made wanna {get, get down!}
And we knew almost at once it was the {brand new funk}
So we continued to listen to it
And we knew it was def when i started rappin to it
So i gave a hi-five to jeff
And without hesitation popped in my cassette
I took it home that night, and analyzed it
Rewound the tape over and over, and memorized it
That friday, we went to the club
And out and out cold tore it up!
You shoulda seen the people dancin and shakin and movin and jumpin
And spinnin and clappin, while the beatboxin was groovin
And screamin and yellin while on the microphone i was flowin
Fresh rhymes i was showin, the people say, "yo keep goin"
So i continued to rock, while jeff was on the beatbox
Special assistance from my homeboy ready rock
People barged just to get up front
To get a bird's eye view of what we call the brand new funk
Yo jeff! {rock the beat}
Yo jeff! {rock the beat}
Yo jeff! {rock the beat}
* jazzy jeff cuts and scratches *
Yo jeff! {rock the beat}
Yo jeff! {rock the beat}
Yo jeff! {rock the beat with your hands..}
* jazzy jeff cuts and scratches *
Now get funky with the beat!
* jeff starts spinning backwards *
Now turn it all around!
The most original, amazing, astounding, miraculous
Remarkable, startling, sensational, stupendous
Music, that has ever been created
Is ours - but believe me it was complicated
But we have done it, so now we can breathe
A long awaited sigh of relief
This isn't a publicity stunt
It's the raw untouched, pure, hard brand new funk!
{rock the beat}
{rock the beat}
{rock the beat}
{rock the beat}
{rock the beat}
{rock the beat}
* jazzy jeff cuts and scratches *
{rock the beat with your hands..}
{rock the beat}
{rock the beat}
{rock the beat}
{rock the beat}
{rock the beat}
{rock the beat}
* jazzy jeff cuts and scratches *
{rock the beat with your hands..}
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20. _ Girls Ain't Nothing But Trouble
Artist: dj jazzy jeff & the fresh princelisten homeboys don't mean to bust your bubble
But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away
Just last week when i was walking down the street
I observed this lovely lady that i wanted to meet
I walked up to her i said hello
She said you're kind of cute i said yes i know
But by the way sweetheart what's your name
She said my friends like to call me exotic elaine
I said my name is the prince and she said why
I said well i don't know i'm just a hell of a guy
But enough about me yo let's talk about you
And all the wonderful things that you and i can do
I popped some cash and in a little bit of time
I showed some cash and the girl was mine
I took her over town i wined her and dined her
She ask me did i like her i said well kinda
All of a sudden she jumped out her seat
Snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street
She started grabbin all over me kissing and hugging
So i shoved her away i said you better stop buggin
She got mad looked me dead in my face
Threw her hands in the air and yelled out rape
I got scared when she started to yell
So i handed her my wallet and ran like hell
I was duckin through alleys right and left
But when the cops caught up they almost beat me to death
I was arrested charged with agrivated assault
(yo clancy we got him)
But it wasn't my fault
Nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble
But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away
I was in a bar one friday night
Cooling watching a mike tyson fight
I was maxin and relaxin sippin on tequilla
When this girl walked up she said hi my name is sheila
I responded by saying hello
She paid for my drink and then said let's go
20 minutes later things were starting to cook
As we pulled up into her house i said i'm with you toots
The music was soft and there was wine in the glasses
She started winking and making little passes
At me she pat me close that's when she got bold
She started feeling up my back i said oh your hands are cold
We went to her bedroom thinking of one thing
Took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring
I carresed her body and i kissed her cheek
And that's when i observed those satin bed sheets
I felt that it was time for me to make my move
I thought i better hurry up before i busted a groove
I leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue
A door slammed and a voice said baby where are you
Her boyfriend busted in he grinned an evil grin
And said boy i'm a tear your butt limb from limb
I was scared as hell where i was supposed to go
I just yelled geronimo and jumped out the window
Just my luck we were in a snow storm
And all i had was my underwear on to keep my warm
And to top the night off i had to break in my place
Because my keys were on pants back on sheila's book case
I was done sneezing and coughing
I hope this doesn't happen to often
But nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble
But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhymes and get the hell away
Jazzy: yo man you think they see your point
Prince: i don't know i don't think they really do
Jazzy: i think you should give 'em another example
Prince: awright give me a scratch let's make it funky right here
I got a ring on my phone may 5th last year
It was my girlfriend betty i said hello dear
I was just about to call you i got a couple tickets to the run dmc concert
(i'm wit it)
It's six o'clock now at eight will you be ready
(yeah)
Aight fine see you then betty
I combed my hair washed and brushed my teeth
Got funky fresh dressed in my la cox ????
Got to betty's at eight i was ready to jet
Until betty's mon said betty's not ready yet
I sat there for at least an hour
It was ten after nine before she got in the shower
9:35 she comes downstairs
And said i need a little longer to finish my hair
At ten o'clock we had then missed the show
She comes downstairs and says let's go
Go where go to sleep i'm gone
I was steamin like a demon as i drove home
But it just goes to show
Not trying to bust your bubble
But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhyme just remember my rhymes
Take heed to my rhymes and get the hell away
Jazzy:
Man first your parents just don't understand
Then you having these crazy nightmares
Prince:
I know why me man why me
Jazzy: what's next
Prince: now these girls man you know how it is
Can't live wit 'em can't live wit'out 'em
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21. _ Boy You Knock Me Out (remix)
[tatyana]
Uh, uh, uh
Oh, oh yeah
Baby
[tatyana]
From the moment that i saw you babe
All i think about is loving you
Every time that you are near
I just can't help but stare
I'm dreaming of eternity with you
So maybe i can
1 - [tatyana]
Run away with you
Imagine all the things we'd do
Call my name
And make this fantasy for real
Run away with you
Imagine all the things we'd do
Call my name
And make this fantasy for real
2 - [tatyana]
Can't hold it, i can't fight it
Want you and i can't deny it
It's all about the things you do
Boy, you knock me out
Can't hold it, i can't fight it
Want you and i can't deny it
It's all about the things you do
Boy, you knock me out
[tatyana]
Can you feel the vibes i'm sending, baby?
All my energy and thoughts towards you
There's now way i could let go
Of all these dreams and hopes
Anxieties so deep, feelings so new
Just maybe i can
Repeat 1
Repeat 2
[tatyana]
Falling for you, this love's a tko
Falling for you, baby
Falling for you, this love's a tko
Falling for you, baby
[will smith](tatyana)
Uh, uh, uh
Here it is a groove slightly transformed
Again, but with a tatyana ali spin
I knew ever since she was ten
As fresh prince from back then
I had a synch she would win
Whatever clique she was in
Now she's all grown up not ashley
Mad sexy, true but classy
She in the fast lane under my wing
Kissing the sky
Tatyana ali, girl you knock me out
(cause boy you knock me out)
Repeat 2 till end
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22. _ Twinkle Twinkle (i'm Not A Star)
Artist: jazzy jeff & fresh prince
I'm not a
I'm not a
I'm not a
I'm not a
---chorus---
I'm not a
Twinkle twinkle little star
Come on y'all i aint no
Yes you are
Up above the clouds so high
No not me i'm just a regular guy
Twinkle twinkle little star
Come on y'all i aint no
Yes you are
Up above the clouds so high
No not me i'm just a regular guy
---chorus---
Star light star so bright
First star that i see tonight
I wish that i may, wish that i might
Rip the rhyme just right
Now you all know how the old story goes
He went from rags to riches and changed as he goes
To me that scenario doesn't apply my friend
'cause i'm the same guy i've always been
Jj fp one on one free
M-o-v-i-e tv and cd
Knew you left brand new on the radio
Step on the scene and the crowd screams daddio
What? a star hats quite in anology
I don't think you and i should be described astrologicaly
I told jeffrey buy me a car
He don't treat me any differently
---chorus---
Lets take a trip down memory lane
You know back before everybody knew my name
Before all the jewelry the fame and the cheers
When i was just the kid with the big old ears
In west philadelphi born and raised
That's the phrase you hear on mondays
But lets get a little bit deeper than that
Back when jeff was on the scratchback
And i was on the rap
I used to buy records at this audio store
I barely had a dime when i walked out the door
I tried to get a break but they could never seem to cut me
Now i've got the money and they wanna give me stuff for free
That's somethin that i'll never understand
Yo i can afford it give the break to the next man
You say i'm a star 'cause i'm large in the land
But excuse me what i do doesn't define who i am
Shaq, denzel, quincy jones what's the category?
It's folks you look up to
The thousand dollar answer is up on the board
Um who is a star
(buzzer) sorry no score
People be flippin when they see me around
But yo don't trip just give me a pound
Step up and say hi it don't matter who you are
Come on what you all starin for?
---chorus---
Out to see a movie chillin with my millie
Actin kind of silly
In downtown phillie
You wanna see a new flick i wanna see a classic
So we flip a coin and we settle on jurassic
Park the only thing that counts is we could do it up
Got some popcorn for the theater
Everything goin just fine
Then this girl from behind recognized me in the line
I turned around and i smiled and she laughed
She said how you doin can i please have your autograph?
I said ya and as she reached for her pen
Her boyfriend said he aint nobody f him
F me yo what did i do?
Watch your mouth man i don't even know you
I'm a peaceful man real easy
I said look you got a problem with me
He said ya i don't like the way you act
Cars and jewelry and wavin like you all that
I'm not sweatin you no matter who you are
I didn't ask you to homie
---chorus---
X2
Twinkle twinkle little star
Twinkle twinkle little star
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23. _ I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson
Artist: jazzy jeff & the fresh prince
2 old men:
Hey...hey leroy...leroy
Yeah
Did you hear about that boy mike tyson?
Mike...mike tyson he's the boy
That played football from montreal ain't he?
No no you old coop, he a...he a boxer man
Yeah
Let me tell ya i went to his fight a couple months ago.
I seen him hit this boy, and he hit the boy so hard
His head flew off into the eigtheenth row
(laughing)
They had to get his head out of the eighteenth row
[prince & jeff]
I was in jeff's crib one night about eight
And we were watchin'a couple of mike tyson fight tapes
Jeff was like...
Man, you see how hard mike's punchin'?
Come on jeff the other guy was just lungin'
Left, right, left, right, another k.o.
If that was me i'd a been ok though
The very next day i gave russell a ring
With j.l. and omar we all called don king
I said 'yeah, don i got a problem
Tell 'em prince
'yeah what's up? what you sayin? you tryin' to solve 'em?'
'forget the small talk let's get to the nitty gritty'
'me and mike, two months, trump, atlantic city'
Yo, you got this you gonna bust dude up
Yeah, you can be my trainer
Word up?
I'm rough like a freight train smooth like ice
And yo jeff, straight up, i think i can mike tyson
Man, you can beat him, you can beat him
Yo man, word up
Yo i put on a couple of pounds man we can do this
You can do it
Newspaper boy, old men:
Extra, extra read all about it
Fresh prince challenges iron mike tyson to a fight
(laughing)
Ah he's crazy
Ain't that the boy who knocked the guy's head in the fifthteen row?
Hey leroy, you read the paper?
That boy done lost his man
[prince, barber]
There was press conference to see what training i was doing
Before then i had never heard reporters booing
Cameras flashing i was in the middle
I didn't wanna look dumb so i exagerrated a little
I said uh i been training 2o hours a day
Lifting big old cars and big bails of hay (that's what he's doin')
And i run 10,000 miles every morning
Thinkin' about mike and my moment of glory
(tell 'em more)
I drink water 20 gallons a pop
And i can throw a volkswagon a whole half block
(he can do it too)
And 4 million sit ups...in a minute....
..i ain't lying i did it
(he done it)
The general public thought i was a fool
I was gettin' dissed but i guess that was cool
Well gettin' dissed is never good
But i was even gettin' dissed in my old nieghborhood
I was at the corner at the top of my block
There was a couple of people standing outside of the barber shop
It was larwence, my barber, and franny
He yelled out
Hey, prince, you can win!
I said 'really?' and i stopped to chat
You could beat him man, if you hit him wit a bat
Ha ha...you gon' get whipped
But can i have your shoes when he break your neck?
Everybody was laughin' out loud
I thought at least my own grandma would be proud
I went to her house and snuck in to surpise her
I heard her on the phone
(a thousand bucks on tyson)
[prince, ring announcer]
It's fight day and man am i hyped
Woah i can't wait to see mike
Boy i'm hyped ready to be my thing
Trump castle casino
In this corner...weighing in
At a mere 165 pounds, the lighting rodent,
The fresh prince! (booing)
And in this corner...
The heavyweight champion of the world...
Iron mike tyson (cheering)
I came out hustling sliding and grabbing
Slippin' and dippin' hustlin' and jabbin'
For a second i looked good out there
But then mike brought to reality my worst nightmare
One punch, that's all it took (oooh)
He hit me in my ribs and my insides shook
Now how can i say this and be a little discreet
Let's just say that my bowels released
I called timeout and went back to my corner
Said to my coach 'ain't no way i'm goin'
The hell back out there, man you can't forget it'
My body's like a punchin' bag and mike is gonna (hit it)
They tried to make me go meet my doom
But i sucker punched my coach and hauled to my dressing room
The next day the headline in the town
'fresh prince breaks camp, tyson wins first round'
Some fool asked why i ran away
I said 'a good run is better than a bad stand anyday'
My career is over as far as fightin'
But i don't know what made me think i can beat mike tyson
2 old men:
Hey leroy!
Yeah
Did you see the fight? did you see the fight?
The..the..the football player?
No the boxer, come on man
I was at the fight last night
I paid four hundred and seventy fo' thousand dollars
For my ticket right...
Ah, you weren't at no fight
I seen you around here last night
..and the boy..the boy ran out the ring
You always lying
I ain't lying...
You lie to your grandkids..
..i seen it...
...you been lying ever since you was a little kid
...mike tyson punched the boy in his ribs, and his leg fell off
His leg fell off and it fell over...
...you always lying
...and it knocked the hbo camerman's camera fell out his hand
I said, god damn, i couldn't beleive it leroy
You shoulda been there...you definetly shoulda been there
...i was right next to you playin' checkers
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24. _ Let's Get Busy Baby
Dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prince
Mmm! say baby, you got some fries to go with that shake?
Ay what are you man? yo man, that is no way to talk to a woman man
Man! i =been= talkin to girls, man what are you talkin about?
That girl looks =good=
Man look, you just, you buggin man, you know what you said?
Okay, okay, alright, =you= show me how to talk to a lady
[fresh prince]
Aight, bet, uhh sweetheart?
Listen up toots i like your looks
I used to see girls like you in them girlie books
I'm losin my mind, but it's not lost yet
I'd pay a thousand dollars just to see your sihlouette
Red is the rose's color, blue is the violet's
Here's my number baby, when you get home, dial it up
I'll be your man and you can be my lady
And you can come to my house, and we can get busy baby
Girl.. for..get about your boyfriend, he's nothin but a hassle
You can come with me and cold chill in my castle
Oh what a wonderful time it would be, imagine --
-- you and me, in my jacuzzi
Or horseback ridin or we can play tennis
But, the most intimate part will be when it's
Time to eat dinner, we'll go get dressed
And then we'll give a call to antonie, my private chef
First we'll eat crablegs, by candlelight
Then sip wine by the fire for the rest of the night
And if the time is right, i'll ask you to be my lady
And we can dip right upstairs and get busy baby
You know since i first met you,
I wanted to let you know how i felt, so i could get you
To treat me like a phone and take me off hold
And make your hero come so i can pour my heart and soul
I can't help but dream about the ultimate life
Two kids, a dog, a goldfish - and you as my wife
We'd have a rosebush, with a white picket fence
And all the neighborhood kids would call me mr. prince
And on the lazy saturday afternoons
Right after me and the kids get finished watching cartoons
We could send them both outside to go playin
And we could spend some time upstairs, get what i'm sayin?
The only problem, that we would have
Is whether or not to drive the porsche, the benz, or the jag
And every night before bed, flip the radio on
And sip dom perignon to the quiet storm
Gucci, louis vuitton, you want more?
Gloria vanderbilt or liz claiborne
Or christian dior from head to foot
The world is yours if you'll be my toots
Ohhh i know what your problem is
Look those other chicks are just good friends
I'll give up my harem if you'll be my lady
C'mon whaddya say, huh? let's get busy baby
Look, be honest, c'mon, don't lie
Tell the truth - i'm a hell of a guy, right?
Pretty smile, light brown eyes
I've got miles on them other guys, face it
You could search america, russia or germany
But never will you find another man equivalent to me
But let's discuss it, perhaps over lunch
About how i'll be your poopsie, and you will be my hunybunch
"now isn't that special?" why ain't you widdit?
You'll be my only girl, yeah, that's the ticket
Life's a risky business, babe you know the deal
Sometimes you just gotta say what the hell
Now is that time, roll for the money
Life is a gamble but i'm a sure thing honey
Girl, you know you drivin me crazy
So how bout it, come on, let's get busy baby
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25. _ Rhythm Trax - House Party Style
Artist: dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prince
[fresh prince]
In the beginning.. there were many
As time went on there became few
Now there is only one..
One man.. one dj.. standing alone.. on mount olympus
Ladies and gentlemen, dj, jazzy jeff!
Alright, alright i reckon
Back up off of my dj
Give him some room to operate here, c'mon!
Ay jeff, this what we gettin ready to do right?
'member how we used to rock back home in philly right?
At all the house parties and all the ballrooms and stuff like that
'member how we used to rip things up at like ? room,
And central high, and overbrook high
And all them places like that?
This what i want to do right --
-- i want to give these people a little taste of how we used to rock
How we used to get on the wheels of steel
Used to just throw the records on -- and just get stupid
Back forth left right crooked upside down and all that stuff
I want you to do all that stuff for these people right
Cause i talk all the time
I tell everybody how def you are
Everytime we go somewhere i be yellin and screamin
I want you to get busy on your own jeff
I want you to tear these records up jeff, rip em apart
Go 'head now man get busy, go jeff go
{dj jazzy jeff gets buck on the turntables}
Worrrrrrrrrrd!
I'm telling you, this man can not be taken
He can't be beaten, don't keep on talkin
All you other dj's, don't keep on talkin
Jeff, this what i want you to do
Take that record from the top right?
Scratch it in right now
And i want you to do what's called a breakdown
Just break it down for em right?
Now start it with the music
And then cut the music out and just break it down for em jeff go ahead
Now break it down
{dj jazzy jeff does the breakdown}
Ahhh jeff, that was def man, that was def!
But you, you did it too fast man
You gotta do it a little slower this time
Or or maybe no music, yeah that's what we can do
Yeah, that's the ticket, that's the ticket
Ay jeff, just break it down with no music right
Bring it in, now bring it down and then do it slower
No music so everybody can hear it
Now isn't that special?
{dj jazzy jeff does the breakdown}
Yeah jeff, that was def!
Hold up, now you had enough time to warm up back there man
Are you ready to really get stupid? {jeff scratches "yes!"}
I didn't hear you man
You read to cold rip things apart or what? {jeff scratches "yes!"}
You ready man? i didn't hear you {jeff scratches "yes!"}
Aight i'm with it..
Aight jeff, now hold up
'member the other dj, that dj approached us
Man he was talkin all that trash about how good he was
What did you tell him that he could do? {jeff scratches "eat shit!"}
{jeff scratches "eat shit!"}
What'd you tell him? {jeff scratches "eat shit!"}
And you know he +still+ kept talkin trash right?
He talked +all+ that trash jeff
And then the next day we found out that he had took your stuff
But you didn't even care
What'd you tell him he could do? {jeff scratches "bite it!"}
What'd you say he could do? {jeff scratches "bite it!"}
Now what did it sound like when he bit it? {jeff stretches the utfo sample}
{jeff stretches the utfo sample}
Aight, enough about that guy, you know what i was just thinkin about?
'member the other day we were walkin down the street
And that girl came up to you and she was lookin you up and down and grinnin
And she wasn't real, what'd you tell her? {jeff scratches ???}
What? {jeff scratches ???}
You even broke it down for her, get busy {jeff scratches ???}
Yo word now after she felt it and found out it was real man
You kinda looked like you was widdit a little bit man
You was movin and all that stuff man
She had her hands all over you
Hold up tell everybody what you started screamin man
{jeff scratches "don't stop!"}
Hold up tell em louder i didn't hear you {jeff scratches "don't stop!"}
{jeff scratches "don't stop!"}
Yo word, that was def
Ay jeff man, that's just the way we used to rock it!
Man we used to rip crowds up, but hold up
'member how when all them dj's used to be on the stage
And everything after you got off
They'd be whisperin and sayin stuff to themselves
About how you ain't this you ain't that
What did you used to do jeff?
{jeff lets the sample of vincent price cackling go he was holding back}
Word, rhythm trax - house party style
Yo jeff we rocked em, now let's get out of here
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26. _ I'm Looking For The One
Artist: dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prince
[chorus]
I am looking for the one to be with me now
Are you looking for the one to be with you, now?
I am looking for the one to be with me, now
Are you looking for the...do you feel the same way too?
Come on, clap your hands, wind it up if you're feelin' alright
Clap your hands, wind it up, if you're feelin' the vibe
Nod your head from side to side, as you ride the vibe
'cause it's a party all night
You can't fight the feelin' you feelin'
'cause you're feelin' fine wit' nothing really on your mind
It doesn't matter if you're wit' your crew
Because (they can feel the same way too)
I came to get down (you came to get down?)
You came to get down? (we came to get down)
I like that sound
'cause it's a party over here, party over there
Party right here (hey)
Few over there (hooo)
Keep it goin', keep it goin', keep it goin' now
Keep it flowin', keep it flowin', keep it flowin' now
Keep it going, 'cause this is for you
So (you can feel the same way too)
[chorus]
You know the puck don't stop here
Fuck, the puck started here
That's why i gotta put my heart in here
To give you that old funky-funky-funky-funky-junky funk
That i know you want
So get your boom box so we can boom blocks
Or shake it up somethin' pride for life
'cause we rockin', right?
It ain't a question 'bout bein' true
Because (you can feel the same way too)
A little somethin' for the radio (hooo)
A little somethin' for the video (hooo)
A little somethin' for the jeeps (ride-ride)
A little somethin' for the streets (hey, hey)
A little somethin' for the homies on the block
A little somethin' for the honies in the flocks
A little somethin' from me to you
So (you can feel the same way too)
[chorus]
Nine trey, everybody wanna be a gangsta
Buck-buck-buck-buck, but no more, thanks to me
You got somethin' you can flip on the other tip
As you get lost in the smooth rhymes i rip
Years and years my peers misunderstood
That i made cuts from my guts to make you feel good
And if you get it, this is for you
So (you can feel the same way too)
Put your hands in the air, come on now
Put your hands in the air, come on, yeah
Feel the vibe, jazzy jazz in the place, right
The upper-ground sound and pound to knock you outta your hide
Feelin' a'ight? you feelin' a'ight? (yeah)
You feelin' a'ight? you feelin' a'ight? (yeah)
Well next time bring a friend wit' you
So (they can feel the same way too)
[chorus]
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27. _ He's The Dj, I'm The Rapper
Artist: jazzy jeff & the fresh prince
You know parents are the same
No matter time nor place
They don't understand that us kids
Are going to make some mistakes
So to you, all the kids all across the land
There's no need to argue
Parents just don't understand
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I remember one year
My mom took me school shopping
It was me, my brother, my mom, oh, my pop, and my little sister
All hopped in the car
We headed downtown to the gallery mall
My mom started bugging with the clothes she chose
I didn't say nothing at first
I just turned up my nose
She said, "what's wrong? this shirt cost $20"
I said, "mom, this shirt is plaid with a butterfly collar!"
The next half hour was the same old thing
My mother buying me clothes from 1963
And then she lost her mind and did the ultimate
I asked her for adidas and she bought me zips!
I said, "mom, what are you doing, you're ruining my rep"
She said, "you're only sixteen, you don't have a rep yet"
I said, "mom, let's put these clothes back, please"
She said "no, you go to school to learn not for a fashion show"
I said, "this isn't sha na na, come on mom, i'm not bowzer
Mom, please put back the bell-bottom brady bunch trousers
But if you don't want to i can live with that but
You gotta put back the double-knit reversible slacks"
She wasn't moved - everything stayed the same
Inevitably the first day of school came
I thought i could get over, i tried to play sick
But my mom said, "no, no way, uh-uh, forget it"
There was nothing i could do, i tried to relax
I got dressed up in those ancient artifacts
And when i walked into school, it was just as i thought
The kids were cracking up laughing at the clothes mom bought
And those who weren't laughing still had a ball
Because they were pointing and whispering
As i walked down the hall
I got home and told my mom how my day went
She said, "if they were laughing you don't need the,
"cause they're not good friends"
For the next six hours i tried to explain to my mom
That i was gonna have to go through this about 200 more times
So to you all the kids all across the land
There's no need to argue
Parents just don't understand
Oh-kay, here's the situation
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My parents went away on a week's vacation and
They left the keys to the brand new porsche
Would they mind?
Umm, well, of course not
I'll just take it for a little spin
And maybe show it off to a couple of friends
I'll just cruise it around the neighborhood
Well, maybe i shouldn't
Yeah, of course i should
Pay attention, here's the thick of the plot
I pulled up to the corner at the end of my block
That's when i saw this beautiful girlie girl walking
I picked up my car phone to perpetrate like i was talking
You should've seen this girl's bodily dimensions
I honked my horn just to get her attention
She said, "was that for me?"
I said, "yeah"
She said, "why?"
I said, "come on and take a ride with a helluva guy"
She said, "how do i know you're not sick?
You could be some deranged lunatic"
I said, "c'mon toots - my name is the prince =
Beside, would a lunatic have a porsche like this?"
She agreed and we were on our way
She was looking very good and so was i, i must say - word
We hit mcdonald's, pulled into the drive
We ordered two big macs and two large fries with cokes
She kicked her shoes off onto the floor
She said, "drive fast, speed turns me on"
She put her hand on my knee, i put my foot on the gas
We almost got whiplash, i took off so fast
The sun roof was open , the music was high
And this girl's hand was steadily moving up my thigh
She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far
I guess that's why i didn't notice that police car
We're doing ninety in my mom's new porsche
And to make this long story short - short
When the cop pulled me over i was scared as hell
I said, "i don't have a license but i drive very well, officer"
I almost had a heart attack that day
Come to find out the girl was a twelve-year-old runaway
I was arrested, the car was impounded
There was no way for me to avoid being grounded
My parents had to come off from vacation to get me
I'd rather be in jail than to have my father hit me
My parents walked in
I got my grip, i said, "ah, mom, dad, how was your trip?"
They didn't speak
I said, "i want to plead my case"
But my father just shoved me in the car by my face
That was a hard ride home, i don't know how i survived
They took turns -
One would beat me while the other one was driving
I can't believe it, i just made a mistake
Well parents are the same no matter time nor place
So to you all the kids all across the land
Take it form me
Parents just don't understand
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28. _ Human Video Game
{ready rock does the intro to donkey kong}
[fresh prince]
Ever since i was younger, i was into video games
Tron or whatever, it didn't matter the name
Thousands of my dollars, have been poured
Into all types of games, tryin to get the high score
But now i think i have a favorite
It's me against an ape, he's got my girl, i've got to save her!
Oh no, i feel an attach comin on
Yo ready rock c i wanna play a game of donkey kong!
{ready rock does the entire intro and starts beatboxing after}
[fresh prince]
It used to be a problem this addiction i have
I would feel the urge, then i'd go stark raving mad!
Break into the arcade, screamin and hollerin
Anticipatin puttin twenty-five dollars in
Any machine, i was out of control!
I didn't need quarters i brought, $10 bank rolls
Bags of quarters, i was insane
People thought that i worked there, and asked me for change
But i would get defensive and yell, "leave me alone!
These are my quarters stupid, go get your own!"
Dude walked away with this look in his eyes like,
"yo man.. i wonder what's wrong with that guy?"
I was addicted, a video burn-out
And i would crazy when the guy would have to turn out
The lights at midnight, i'd fall on my knees and say,
"have a heart pal, one more game please?"
Some nights i might sleep on the subway
Or outside of the arcade til it opened up the next day
And when it opened at a quarter to ten
It was the same old thing all over again
I was doin bad, my future was bleek
I'd rather play games than eat or sleep
Until one day, this guy came along
He didn't have a radio but he was playin a song
I got curious, so i said, "yo!
What's that noise?" {what noise? i don't know!}
"no fool, that noise you was makin there!"
{what this?! *starts beatboxing*} "yeahhhh!
That was def man, where'd you learn to do that?"
{man, i don't know, i guess i always knew that
I had this talent deep down inside
You wanna hear some more man?} "yeah!" {come on let's take a ride}
He made sounds like i never heard before
And he still had more!
Then he got me hyped when he played this incredible song
And i +lost my mind+ when ready c played donkey kong
{ready rock does the intro, kong shaking the beams,
The "how high can you go?" music, and the actual game sounds}
Yo ready, get funky with it!
{ready gets busy on the beatbox}
Yo jeff man what you doin? give ready a hand
{jazzy jeff throws on another beat}
Now my life is wonderful and i feel great
I haven't been in an arcade since seventy-eight
Thanks to ready c i'm on an upward trail
Because he's always by my side, he never fails me
Whenever i have a video attack
He's right there by my back, keepin me on track
So if i bug out, and act like a lunatic
He does donkey kong, and as soon as it
Gets to my eardrums, from his vocal chords
I get hyped up!
No matter how bored i am, he always comes through
Oh my fault, hold up, wait, let me tell you who
Ready rock c, here's a brief description
Of the things that he can do in his musical position
Ready rock c makes sounds with his mouth
Yo ready give an example of what i'm talkin about
{ready rock beatboxes and then does pac man's death sound}
{game over!}
{yo, scrammy, why you still standin there?}
{the game is over.. hahahahaha, sucker!}
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29. _ He's The Dj....
Artist: dj jazzy jeff & the fresh prince
(put your hands together, welcome fresh prince and jazzy jeff)
Mic check, yall ready to have a party out there?
I can't hear you, is brooklyn ready to have a party out there?
Before we get started here
I'd like to pay a couple respects to the people
That made me what i am today
All the people i used to listen to while i was growing up
Put your hands together for grand master caz and mellie mel
Let me hear it back there, for grand master caz and mellie mel
I'd like to pay my repsects to mr. magic, dj red alert
You know i'm a young boy, i'm just coming up, you know, starting to do this
I'm 17 years old and gonna do what i wanna do up here, right?
But before i do what i wanna do i wanna know is brooklyn in the place?
Brooklyn's out there, bedsty? where's bedsty at?
Ready, yeah? we gonna get started like this
And you know it, you know it
Everybdoy put your hands in the air
Let me see you put your hands in the air
If you came to have a party right now
Everybody let me hear you say hooooo
Say ho ho
Now all the ladies
All the ladies in the house say owwww
Say owwww
Ya don't stop
Homeboys make some noise
Let me hear you say yeaaa
Say hell ya
Say brooklyn rocks the spot
Let me hear it
Louder, say brooklyn rocks the spot
Let me hear it
And you know it, you know it
Are yall down with the beats
My dj jazzy jeff is throwing on all the def beats
I wanna let yall know this is my dj
That's going by the code of jazzy jeff
In a little while, yall gonna check out the human lyndrum
Ready rock c, but right now, everybody out there
I want everybody out there that's ugly
All the ugly people be quiet
All the filthy, stinky, nasty people be quiet
All the homeboys that got aids be quiet
All the girls out there that don't like guys, be quiet
Hold on, wait a minute
All the girls that don't like guys be quiet
You know it
Cause see, what we like to do is we perform, right?
We like to see how much noise the people can make, right?
Are yall down with this
Let's dance
How many a yall remember that?
Yall remember that?
Yall remember that record, you know it, you know it
What my dj is going to do on the wheels of steel
Is something yall have never experienced before
The dj jazzy jeff
I want yall ta bust a move, and it goes something like this
Check him out, backward
Hey jazzy, transform
That's dj jazzy jeff on the transformer scratch
Hey jazzy, jazzy
Wait a minute, wait a minute
They didn't make enough noise for me
Give it up for another transformer scratch
Jazzy, one more transformer
Are yall down with that, or what?
Whoooo
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30. _ Nightmare On My Street
Artist: dj jazzy jeff & the fresh prince
Now i have a story that i'd like to tell
About this guy you all know he had me scared as hell
He comes to me at night after i crawl into bed
He's burnt up like a weenie and his name is fred
He wears the same hat and sweater every single day
And even if it's hot outside he wears it anyway
He's home when i'm awake but he shows up when i sleep
I can't believe that there's a nightmare on my street
It was a saturday evening if i remember it right
And we had just gotten back off tour last night
So the gang and i thought that it would be groovey
If we summoned up the posse and done rushed the movie
I got angie
Jeff got tina
Ready rock got some girl i'd never seen in my life
That was all right because the lady was chill
Then we dipped to the theater set to ill
We saw elm street and man it was def
And everything seemed all right when we left
But when i got home and laid down to sleep
That began the nightmare, but on my street
It was burning in my room like an oven
My bed soaked with sweat
And man i was bugging
I checked the clock and it stopped at 12:30
It had melted it was so darn hot
And i was thirsty
I went downstairs to grab some juice or a coke
Flipped the tv off, and then i almost choked
When i heard this awful voice coming from behind
It said, "you got my favorite letter but now you must die"
Man, i ain't even wait to see who it was
Broke inside my drawers and screamed, "so long, cuz"
Got halfway up the block
I calmed down and stopped screaming
Then thought, "oh, i get it, i must be dreaming"
I strolled back home with a grin on my grill
I think that since this is a dream i might as well get ill
I walked in the house, the big bad fresh prince
But freddy killed all that noise real quick
He grabbed me by my neck and said
"here's what we'll do
We gotta lotta work here, me and you
The souls of your friends you and i will claim
You've got the body and i've got the brain"
I said, "yo fred
I think you got me all wrong
I ain't partners with nobody with nails that long
Look, i'll be honest man, this team won't work
The girls won't be on you, fred, your face is all burnt"
I patted him on the shoulder, said "thanks for stopping by"
Then i opened up the door and said "take care guy"
He got mad, drew back his arm, and slashed my shirt
I laughed at first, then thought, "hold up, that hurt"
It wasn't a dream, man, this guy was for real
I said, "freddy, uh, pal, there's been an awful mistake here"
No further words and then i darted upstairs
Crashed through my door then jumped on my bed
Pulled the covers up over my head
And said, "oh please do something with fred"
He jumped on my bed, went through the covers with his claws
Tried to get me, but my alarm went off
And then silence
It was a whole new day
I thought, "huh, i wasn't scared of him anyway"
Until i noticed those rips in my sheets
And that was proof that there had been a nightmare on my street
Fp: oh man, i gotta call jeff, i gotta call jeff
Come on, come on
Come on jeff, answer
Come on, man
Jj: hello?
Fp: jeff, this is prince, man
Jeff, wake up,
Jeff, wake up
Jj: what do you want?
Fp: jeff, wake up, man,
Listen to me, jeff
Jj: it's three o'clock in the morning, what do you want?
Fp: jeff, jeff, would you listen to me?
Listen, whatever you do, don't fall asleep
Jj: man
Fp: jeff, listen to me, don't go to sleep, jeff
Jj: look, i'll talk to you tomorrow, i'm gong to bed
Ahhhhhh! ahhhhhh! (ha ha ha ha ha haaaa)
Fp: jeff! jeff! jeff! jeff! answer me, jeff!
I'm your d.j. now, princey! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa!
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